Hetalia Crack

McDonalds

Warning: THESE ARE TRUE
Admin: So basically there was this one day where my class got a tour of the new school we're going to and so on so on. The we reached to the cafeteria and I swear, it looks like McDonalds! What have you done Alfred?!
Alfred: Don't know but that sounds awesome! :D
Admin: -_- Anyway I had a weird dream. So I was in hell somehow and was a demon with my people. Apparently there was a way to go to heaven but it was hard. So all the demons and I tried to get there. After what seemed like hours me and my cousin got there. I was now an angel and I saw my father. He was like in a hologram way. What seemed to happened is that I died and so did my cousin, mom, and siblings except my mother and siblings went to heaven while my cousin and I went to hell and my father was the only one alive. My father told me this was the last time I would see him until his time comes. I broke down crying once he 'disconnected' and my cousin was no where around. My mother and siblings led me to this 'toll' and I got through. I saw my friend Jose (and then I wished it wasn't a dream and I'm pretty sure I was crying in real life) and he showed me around. He asked if I wanted to eat with him and I said yes. There was only one place. McDonalds. Except they also sell fruit. Thats all
Alfred: Yes! Now I know when I die I'll be eating burgers!