"I SAID, FIGHT ME GARNET!!!"
The shout came from outside of the beach house door, turning everyone's head.
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY!!"
"Garnet," Pearl called out cautiously. "There's a... Little Fluffy Alpaca... standing outside of the door. He / She is shouting your name and waving an axe around like a lunatic..."
"COME ON, I DARE YOU!"
Garnet sighed, fixing her glasses. "I'll go get rid of them."
"Please hurry, the thing is starting to give me a headache." Peridot grumbled, stuffing two pillows over her ears.
"Aww, is the poor robot in pain?" Lapis teased, provoking a growl from the said gem.
"I SAID FIGH--"
The shout cut off mid-sentence as Garnet pulled open the door.
"Finally!" The alpaca huffed. "Now, fight m-"
Grabbing ahold of the fluffy one's axe, Garnet snapped it in half before he / she could finish. "I win."
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