Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

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I'm funny. Mer

Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
Do NOT Mess With ME.
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
Struggles For Lazy Girls
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Questions and Quite Interesting Answers

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Av storyzrok

Salaaam

So I asked for questions,  I got 'em, now prepare to have your mind blown with these quite interesting answers I've given.....


Q; Apple or banana?  @Happymimiminion

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAAAAAAA BANANAAAAAAA

Q; Wifi or  phone charge?  @Happymimiminion

Crappy wifi / 

Q; Why did you start writing on wattpad? @EndlessBoundaries

Hehe, funny story. So my cousin had wattpad first, and my wifi was broken (TOLD YOU IT WAS CRAPPY) and she was like OMG YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IT and I was like "naah im good," and she's like NO ILL DOWNLOAD IT ON YOUR TAB MYSELF.

Yeah she's pretty crazy, so I downloaded it, and first I had another account, then my wifi broke again so I had to re download it, and I lost the password and then......

THE AMAZINGLY EPIC STORYZROK WAS BORN

I've always loved reading and writing,  (my mum is a teacher) so I just wrote naturally.

The. Flippin. End.

Q How do you deal with writers block? @HabbzBubzBiiba

Wait it out, times a good healer. Don't ever feel pressured in having to update, writing is for fun, its not a job or duty, but usually to get my mind to broaden a bit I paint, and read other books.

Q What genres do you like reading? Is it the same that you like to write? @

Yeah, mostly the same that I like to write. Such as action, spiritual, humor, random, thriller, supernatural, werewolf,  etc.

I despise clichés, I love unique books with crazy far fetched plots.  And maybe the occasional well written clichè with a plot twist.

Q Why storyzrok? @Happymimiminion

No idea, I was rushed makin my account so I typed in the first thing that came into mind "stories rock" but I cut it and slangafied it so I became "storyzrok"

Q Minion or Grue? @Happymimiminion

Minion duh.

Q coffee or tea? @Happymimiminion

Born and bred in Britain,  so I have to say tea.

Q Favourite food @Happymimiminion

LUCHI AND HALVA mmmmmmmmmmm yum yum

Luchi is like a thin fried bread thing and halva is toasted dry semolina mixed in with a sugar water and flavoured to perfection.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME HUNGRY

Q Day or night? @Happymimiminion

Night, when I can break down and cry in my bed whilst everyone sleeps soundly. No questions, no disturbance, no pity,  nothing.

Q How did you cope with studies after coming back from the UK?  I know studies abroad are very different and difficult. @directioner112255

Well I'm actually born and bred in Britain, I just moved abroad a year ago so the studies are very diffrent for me, back in Britain I did school and madrassah, but abroad I just do madrassah, I'm hoping to go back soon and go to a boarding school so lots of changes!!!

So guys thats it, I'm sorrh for the stupidness I'm so tired my eyes are just drooping,  gahhhhh.

And I have work to do so GAHHHHHHHHH.

Snooze is ma booze.

0.o

Cherries, chocolate and strawberry cupcakes.

storyzrok


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