Funny quotes, jokes,lessons...

By RaineBenareslover

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Read the next page for my gratitude for these people who actually made my life worth laughing about! OH! And... More

My many thanks to:
Cannibalistic
Dorks
Having a plan.
Keyboard drool
Vision this
Rings
Mom named me!
No offence but, america ruined us!
Before anything
(Y/n) vs. Jeff the Killer
Life#2
Hyper homicidal and a perfect blackmail game
Life#3
Life#4
Laughing seal
Run(peter x lois)
Doggy Farts
When you want to turn him down
Me
Hogwarts
Blinking Contest
Slow moe paint
Funeral moments
Life#5?
Awkward
Decisions
Momma always wins!
Personality
Ridiculousness
Funny drunks
Funny
Dreams are mean!!!
Slide
The power of beans
The power of being stupidly drunk
That person
Reading minds
Imagine
Imagine
The power of being drunk 2
The power of Glitter
Trip and die
Me broke something
Minecraft
Funny
Worse things
Drinks
Guns
Moths
There's a place for you
Happy meal
Steel
YOLO highschool
Full name
Normal child
Rainbows
The alphabet
Sharing is caring
When your mom does this
Try this!
Veggie talk
That moment
Funny movie: Scary Movie
That wanting moment:
That moment
Life#6
Stares
Funny
Hana-kimi moment
That moment
Mirrors
Music can start revolution
Dude chill (WxWxOxG)
Left or right?
That moment
That moment
Author's Note
England is in sebastion
Memories
I wish!!
I'm not like you!
Do This
What you look like in his eyes
Us
After living with grandma
When
You
When your family decides to come over
What they look like to other people
What they look like to us.
Doctors
What we do when we get in the shower
Imagine
When a boy doesn't want to put on a skirt.
Dirty thoughts
Ding ding ding, we got a winner folks!
This happens
When you don't know how to skate
Parents
Watch out!
I bet you
This didn't happen
Ouch
When you wanna wash your dog
18 little piggys
Old people are stronger than me
Messy hair goes boss
Lesson#7(?)
When you
Rejecting
Happy!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words

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By RaineBenareslover

Sister:(grabs a bagel and a breadstick and walks over to her brother)
Girl:(thinking) a bagel? ....stick?(original talk)
Dude no!!!( she grabs the bagel and stick away form the sister)
Sister:but dude, mom showed me like this!
Girl: Mom didn't know anything!!(she glardd at the direction of her mother)
Mother:(she puts her hands up in surrender mode) like they say a picture is worth a thousand words.

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