Shadow, Sonic, Silver, Knuckles, and Shaun went to the park and played on the playground for an hour then went home.
Later at the house...
Shadow: Okay now we gotta feed the baby and cook dinner since there's nothing to clean around here.
Knuckles: Then me and Silver will get started on dinner.
Shadow and Sonic feeds Shaun and burps him.
Sonic: Well that was easy.
*Shaun Farts*
Sonic: Oh god that stinks!
Shadow: It smells onions, sewage, and spoil milk.
*Shaun cries*
Shadow: What happened?
Sonic: Either you hurt his feelings or he needs a diaper change; maybe both.
Shadow: I'm sorry Shaun.
Sonic: That didn't work.
*Shaun keeps crying*
Sonic: Maybe you should change his diaper.
Shadow: *grunting* Maybe you shut the hell up!
*Shadow slaps Sonic*
Shadow changes Shaun's diaper, but Shaun was still crying. He gave Shaun his bottle, but Shaun spat it out and kept crying. Finally Shadow had an idea.
Shadow: I know what he needs. Sonic go get my acoustic guitar!
Sonic grabbed the guitar, put Shaun in his rocking chair and called for Knuckles and Silver.
Shadow: Guys sing this with me!
Shadow picks up his guitar and sings.
Shadow: Well I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Shaun stops crying slowly
Shadow: Guys it's working it sing it with me.
Sonic: Well your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya
Knuckles: She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
Silver: And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
Shadow, Sonic, Knuckles, and Silver:
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Shaun slowly blinks his eyes and then falls asleep.
Shadow: That was good guys
Silver: How did you know?
Shadow: Lullabies, works on every baby.
*timer ding*
Knuckles: Dinner is ready.
Amy calls Shadow and he picks up.
Shadow: Hey Amy.
Amy: Shadow I'm on my way back from the airport I'll be back in 2 hours. How's the baby?
Shadow: We just put him to bed
Amy: That's good. I love you.
Shadow: I love you too Amy. Bye
Shadow: The wife and the laws are coming.