Dumb Fanfiction Monents!

By TheCapriCyanide

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Every Fanfiction has it's dumb (constantly repeated) moments... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO HELP YOU GUYS NOT MAKE... More

Before You Read!
Personality
Family
Exclamation Points
Blue
First Sentance
"I love you"
Technology
Sex
Covers
Plot
Names
Fights
Deaths
Arguments
Spelling
OC's
Titles
Description
Superhero AU
Zombie Apocalypse AU
//Social Stuff\\
Insta and Shit
Story of My Life
Chapters
Tags
Serial Killers AU
Starbucks
Skin Colour
Celebrations
Boy Bands
Abuse
Food
Drinks
Fat
Messy buns
Angles and Demons
Parents
Useless
Comas
Cars
Fillers
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Stuttering and Mumbling
Love
Emotions
Killing People
Smirks
Music
1+ Authors
Sluts
Meeting for the First Time
Coffee Shops
An Actual Authors Note

Injuries

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By TheCapriCyanide

YOU ARE NOT AN IMMORTAL!

YOU ARE NOT SOME MIX MUTANT OF FAST HEALING!

YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING!

If you are a demon like Sebastian (from Black Butler) or a Ghoul (from Tokyo Ghoul) then you have immortality or fast healing.

I hate reading Fan-Fictions and the author puts...

"I jumped of a 5 story high building without a scratch on my perfectly skinny body!"

BITCH NO!

YOU CANNOT JUMP OFF A BUILDING THAT HIGH AND NOT GET A SCRATCH!

YOU WILL GET BROKEN BONES (Possibly die, pretty sure you'll die)!

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

But it's so un-fucking-believable how when I read certain fan-fictions and the OC gets stab like... I don't know... 37 time and the OC is perfectly fine.

UGH! NO!

YOU CAN GO FUCK OFF!

When someone gets stab 37 time they are DEAD!!!

D-E-A-D!

When someone breaks a bone it cannot automatically in 0.01 seconds, it should take 2 or more weeks (depending on the injury) to heal!

~~~

I love The Walking Dead, nothing will ever change that! 

But when I read the fan-fictons... OH MY GOSH!

"CARLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOK OOOOUT!" i screamed as I pushed him out of the way before a walker bit him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SARA!!!!!!" Everyone yelled as the walker bit my back.

I SCREAAAAAAAAAMED IN PAAIN, then stop shoot the walker and got up.

Hershel ran up to me and healed the walkers bite.

"It's okay everyone SARA SHALLLLL LIVE!!!" HERSHEL declared as everyone cheered.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Bitch first rule in the apocalypse is: DO NOT LET A ZOMBIE TOUCH YOU OR BITE YOU OR BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOU!

Honestly, unbelievable!

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