[Genius. Fucking genius. You just had to go and kiss him didn't you.]
{Sorry to be agreeing with him but that really wasn't a good idea.}
'Why did he have to think it was just a joke?' Wade thought to himself. He'd been pacing from as soon as he got back. He had no idea how long ago that was now but he had bigger things to worry about than the deteriorating state of his carpet.
[He doesn't even like you. He doesn't even like guys.]
{We don't know that.}
'What do we know?' Wade knew a few things about Spidey but he didn't know what he needed to. 'Urgh! Why did I have to fall for someone as perfect as him?'
[You just answered that yourself. He's perfect.]
{And that asssss...}
[Why would he like you?]
{Because we're awesome!}
'Guys! You're not helping!' The conversations he had in his head reminding him that he was definitely not sane enough to have a gorgeous boyfriend like Spiderman. Oh how Wade wished to have his real name. To know the man behind the mask. Well he never will now. Why would Spidey want to spend time with him now that he'd kissed him. "God this is one depressing fanfic" Hey! Don't you whine about my writing Wade Wilson! And stop breaking the fourth wall! It's incredibly difficult to write. "So-rry!" Yeah yeah, whatever just make your mind up on what you're going to do cos I'm fed up with writing this.
Wade continued pacing until a certain bleep came from his work phone. Wade raced over to it and picked it up. One text from spidey-babes.
{Read it then!}
'But what if he's just texting to say he doesn't like us? I don't think I could take being rejected right now.'
[Grow some balls!]
{Yeah! What if it's a booty call!?}
[It's not a booty call.]
Wade opened the text.
-: Hey Deadpool. Um. Can we talk about earlier? I need to say a few things.:-
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Wade typed a reply and sent it, sinking down into his couch afraid of what would happen next.
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Author's note: Sorry this bit is so dragged out. As you can see from the little fourth wall break that happened, I don't like it either but I really thought it'd be a good idea when I first started it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Next one should be up soon. Hodgia. X
P.S: I know that forth wall break was pretty bad but go easy on a novice writter.