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I'm funny. Lebih Banyak

Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
Do NOT Mess With ME.
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
Struggles For Lazy Girls
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Things Only Desi Girls Understand

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Oleh storyzrok

I bet when you saw the title you started singing like; "MA DESI GIRL AIN NOBODY LIKE MY DESI GIRL!"

I did too.

Anyways.

Relief

After a wedding taking off your heavy beaded intricately designed dress and just sighing in relief.

Henna

When you have henna on and your just sitting there for half an hour with your hand stuck out like a lollipop lady.

Bikes

Not being able to ride a bike in Asia because its considered "un ladylike"

Roti

When you can't cook roti your aunt is just like "YOU WILL NEVER GET MARRIED EVER,"

Cupid

When you're at a party and your ain't is like "beta meet shariah, her son is the same age as you"

In other words

"Beta meet your future mother in law,  we're discussing the wedding,"

Inhale. Back away. Exhale.

Burn

When its a family meal and the food is really spicy, everyone is eating it normally and your just chugging down water like you've jut broken your fast.

"She calls herself a desi,"

"Pffft,"

"I feel sorry for her future husband, her food is gonna be so bland,"

Oppressed?

So nuns are considered "devoted to their religion" but hijabis are "oppressed,"

???

Get your facts straight dude.

Tan

When white people stare at you like "she is so brown,"

And your like "better than that fake orange tan you have to put on yourself to prevent yourself from looking like frozen milk,"

Apply cold water to burn.

Fail

When white people dress up in lengas and ty to bollywood dance

Me: Epic. Fail. Bro.

Home?

White person: So where are you from?

Me: Wales.

White person: no where are you actually from?

Me: .....

Jobs

Teacher: so what does your mum work as

Me: she used to be a teacher but now she has us so she stopped.

Teacher: Oh, she used to be a teacher in asia

Me: 0.o no........she was born here, shes lived her whole life here.

Teacher: 0.o

Everyone thinks that Asian parents are just these stupid idiots who came to Britain for money.

Hurts right here.

Salaaaaaaaam

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