(Pretend I never broke up with my bf, cause this actually happened.)
(I'm having a conversation on face book)
Me: hey!
Bf:
Me: hi :)
Bf:
Me: no
Srry wrong person.
Bf:
Me: wassup?
Bf: do I know u
Me: ?
Bf: umm I'm sorry your name is familiar but I don't remember.
Me: remember? Its me your gf, my fb got hacked into so my mom made me a new account.
Bf: oh Srry I forgot ya there for a moment.
Me: oh.
-real life-
Me:*facepalm* idiot.
Friend: why don't you break up with him?
Me: tried, too much drama.
Friend: oh.
~my bfs an idiot!