I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Fo...

By Pearlie

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*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't p... More

1- Time Bomb
2 - Karma's a B*tch
3 - Life's not a Garden...
4 - I Don't Throw
5 - Enter, Godzilla
6 - Keep It Too Yourself Please
7 - Shootin' with Both Barrels
8 - 'Romeo, oh Romeo, where for art...'
9 - Wants And Needs
10 - Computer Wars
11- Hindering Backpack
12 - I Hate Your Strength!
13 - Ohh Damn.
14 - Papers
15 - Favors
16 - Football Quizzz?
17 - Tomato Face
18 - Scream-Chiming
19 - Twiggy Lil' Shortstuff Who'd Get Banged By A Jell-O Shot
20 - Drunkenness
21 - B-Bang?!
22 - Cup of Sugar My A$$
23 - Jump?!
24 - Problem Solved
25 - Beat Feet
26 - Singing
27 - Rainbow Butterfly and the Executioner
28 - Jaws
29 - Mystery Number
30 - Beagle!
31 - Leaves/Cats
32 - A$$
33 - Slinkie...?
34 - Piglet and Squeak
35 - Plans
36 - Men and Maidens
37 - "Go Suck a D*ck, Cupid,"
38 - Ice Cream
39 - Canoodling and 'Halp' and Sharpies
40 - Procession?!
41 - Last Link To My Sanity
42 - Awkward
43 - T-Rex
44 - The Clam is Dead
45 - Tootie Frooties
46 - Dance Your Pants Off
47 - Little Mess of Emotions
48 - Lap Dogs are Scared of Thunder
49- Uhhhhhh-
50 - Tutor Time
51 - DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE
52 - Roll on Outa This Life
53 - Thrill
54 - Sometimes Your Bark has to be Softer than Your Bite
55 - Tequila is for Winners
56 - Panic is a Choking Hazard
57 - Done with the Day
Photos
59 - 'Hide-From-Anything-Alarming-Pit'
60 - Closure
61 - Barker Park
62 - Dr. Harkin
63 - Up, Up and Away!
64 - Dancing Dots
65 - Eyes Have a Mind of Their Own
66 - Roast Brain
67 - Not A Lucky Duck
68 - Bubble
69 - Demon Thing
70- Skyscraper
71 - Vivisection
72 - Cold Turkey
73 - Cursed Ice Cream

Side Note

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By Pearlie

I'm really really really sorry for anyone who thinks that this is a chapter update, but it isn't. (Again I'm sorry! D: I'm working on it I promise!)

But I've recently come across comments where I've accidentally insulted people/and or people do not appreciate my writing. So I am going to explain things as best as I can.

I am truly sorry if I offend anyone! I do not mean to make fun of anyone with what Clarisse says, and contrary to common thought, I usually do not reflect in Clarisse's character at all. (she kind of writes herself)

There was an occurrence where someone was insulted on a mentioning of hillbillies and how stupid athletes are, but I'm trying to convey how naive, narrow minded, and judgemental Clarisse is. I have no problem with hillbillies, and I know that athletes being dumb is a cruel stereotype. I know this because I live it. I am in highschool and play highschool sports (while keeping up decent grades), and I'm also from a rural community.

I am trying to make this story as real as possible. Main characters in stories don't always have to be perfect. Clarisse is far from it. She has a temper problem, uses obscene language constantly, she's relatively high and mighty about her intelligence, and though she's booksmart as hell, her common sense is limited - particularly in the social department. That's why she often does/says what she does. She makes plenty of mistakes and wrong assumptions, like normal people do (though probably not in her violent way haha). This story isn't just about her ridiculously complicated life, but also about her learning more about life and people.

I am truly sorry if I've offended anyone while writing my story. I hope this clears things up.

Thank you!

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