*Siren goes off*
Twilight: Oh no.
Rainbow: I just wake up from DEATH... Just for this? IMMA GO BACK TO SLEEP!
Ocean: WHATS HAPPENING?!
Tia: I believe that the 'Crazy Dare Siren' we installed is going off.
Shadow: *infomercial music in backround* Ooh, what is that? I am so very intrigued. Tell me more!
Twilight: I am so glad you asked Shadow! You see, the siren goes off whenever someone gives us a *deep breath* SUPER AWESOME MEGA FUN TOO HOT FOR WATTPAD IF YOU TELL US SOMEONE WILL DIE dare!
Magenta: Sounds... Interesting.
Spike: *pukes*
Ocean: Eeeeeewwwww.
*infomercial music stops*
Everyone: *stares at Spike*
Spike: What? It's part of... Um... Heh..
Twilight: *sighs* It's a part of dragon puberty.
Ocean: Double ew.
Applejack: Ah gotta agree there.
Tia: Well, perhaps we could read this *deep breath* SUPER AWESOME MEGA FUN TOO HOT FOR WATTPAD IF YOU TELL US SOMEONE WILL DIE dare?
Dissy: FNAP!
Fluttershy: FNAP!
Rarity: FNA-
Twilight: What are you guys doing?
Rarity: Why, dear, we are simply preparing for the new chapter of You-Know-Who's FNAP book!
Rainbow: Well could you do it more quietly?! IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!
Magenta: OH MA GAWD JUST READ THE FLIPPING SUPER AWESOME MEGA FUN TOO HOT FOR WATTPAD IF YOU TELL US SOMEONE WILL DIE DARE ALREADY! *passes out*
Twilight: Right. Um... *slowly levitates dare out of Spike's puke*
Dissy: That stuff looks tasty.
Rarity: *covers muzzle* Discord, stop. You're going to make me throw up.
Twilight: Ok, MOVING ON! The dare is from @XxHatsune-MikuxX and it says: W-wait... N-no... Anything but that.... *faints*
Ocean: *pokes Twilight and whispers* Are you ok?
Shadow: *groans* Clearly not!
Magenta: *wakes up in a pile of Spike's puke* DISCORD YOU SON OF A ---
*This has been censored for your own good. We don't want to scar anyone for life now do we? It's not like there's anything that makes ponies look BAD, right? *cough cough PONY.MOV cough cough* I still get nightmares 0-0 heheh, on with the book!*
Meanwhile, somewhere in a galaxy, far, FAR away...
Pinkie: IM SO EXCITED!
MlpSnapshot: STAR WARS!
Pinkie: YASSSS
MlpSnapshot: *le gasp* I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO!
Pinkie: *eyes wide* CAN I HELP!!
MlpSnapshot: If it means you not eating me, then yes. Yes you may. *laughs maniacally.*
Back to the others...
Fluttershy: *sobbing* WHY DID WE WATCH THAT?!
Dissy: *glares at Magenta*
Magenta: Hey! NO STINK EYES! PONY.MOV is something that everyone must see at one point or another! Everyone... Anywho! *pulls out dare*
Rainbow: It's about time!
Magenta: The dare says: I dare Twilight to not read a book for a WHOLE DAY!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Applejack: Did any pony hear that?
Ocean: *still poking Twilight* Guys, I think she may or may not be dead.
Shadow: Not again...
Luna: I've checked, the only way to bring her back is to bring an old enemy back as well...
???: IM NOT THAT OLD! And besides, Pinkie and I have a surprise for you all...
Pinkie: That's right MlpSnapshot! CUPCAKES!
MlpSnapshot: *whispers* Just stick to the script, Pinkie.
Pinkie: Okie Dokie Lokie! *giggles*
MlpSnapshot: I will resurrect Twilight...
Everyone Else: YAY!
MlpSnapshot: under one condition.
*silence*
MlpSnapshot: You will all participate in my newest idea for a book, in honor of a movie coming out in the human world.
Dissy: Which would be...?
MlpSnapshot & Pinkie: STAR WARS!
A/N: HAI MA BATZ! Holy potatoes I am SO SO sorry for not updating this or any of my other books like I promised I would... See, schools actually been a lot harder than I intended, so I may not get as many updates in as I would. I'm also a little short on inspiration lately, so apologies if this work isn't my best.
In happier news, take a vote if you want me to make an MLP Starwars book! Cuz I love SW, and I would definitely love it if I could combine it with MLP! But you bats vote on that! I'll be here in the corner, writing iWarriorDashie14 's question's answer... >:3 BAI MA BATZ!