Ask The MLP Cast! (And My OCs)

@zoeysha's Question

Spike: UMMPPPPPHHH! UGH!

Rainbow: Dude, you've had constipation for like an hour already. Just burp it out!

Rarity: Rainbow Dash! Mind your manners! Don't you worry Spikey-Poo, Rarity is here.

Shadow: I think I've just gotten some constipation myself.

Magenta: *trots over to Spike* This won't hurt a bit... *punches Spike's back*

Spike: *burps loudly* OWWWW! I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T HURT!!!

Magenta: Uh, hello? Have you ever been to the doctors?

Applejack: She's gotta point there.

Twilight: *nods* Definitely. I once went to the doctors when I was a filly, and she said: 'This won't hurt a bit.' *nervous* lets just say I wasn't the one who needed to see a doctor after that trip...

Discord: OOH, I do love violence! What happened?

Fluttershy: Discord! That is no way to talk!

Celestia: You are going to have to get used to that, Fluttershy.

Rainbow: And how would you know that?

Applejack: *elbows Rainbow*

Rainbow: *cough* Your Majesty.*laughs nervously*

Luna: *looks up from DS* Oh, please! They've been friends for ages, upon ages upon ages upon ages upo-

Celestia: LUNA!!

Luna: *smirks* What? I only speak the truth.

Discord: Just like you and Sombra, right Luna?

ElspethSnapshot: OOOOOOOH! YOU JUST GOT BURNED!

Luna: *blushes* I-um... I'm just going to continue playing... Heheh.

Twilight: AHEM! I think we'd better move on here. Alright, this question is from zoeysha : Discord, how did the whole 'chaos' thing happen?

Magenta: *groans* So that entire conversation was foreshadowing?

Twilight: I guess so. Discord, time for your answer!

Discord: I suppose I'll have to do this won't I? Very well. BUT, only on one condition: Celestia will have to help me. Is that alright with you... Tia?

Rainbow: Tia? *eyes water*

Celestia: *sighs* You may let it out.

Rainbow: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Twilight: So, are you gonna do it, Princess?

Celestia: Alright, I'll do it with you...... Dissy.

Everyone Except Discord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Discord: Oh yes that's very funny I'm laughing on the inside. *sticks tongue out*

Celestia: Anyways, befo-

ElspethSnapshot: WAIT!

Magenta: *sigh* What is it?

ElspethSnapshot: There's something I must do before we hear this story. *uses magical author powers*

Shadow: I don't see anything different...

ElspethSnapshot: Oh, you just wait. *laughs maniacally*

Tia: Well, I do- Wait why is my name... Oh no you didn't.

Dissy: Oh, Tia, these moments make me laug- CURSE YOU ELSPETHSNAPSHOT!!!!

Rarity: Oh my sweet Celest- Hmm... I suppose it's Tia now isn't it?

Tia: Please tell me that's all...

Pinkie: WOW! That was a really good nap! Okey doki loki, les get this PARTEHHH started!!! WOOHOO!

ElspethSnapshot: Heheh nope.

Luna: Would you get on with the story already! Ponies sometimes.

Dissy: I am once again offended.

Rainbow: Oh for pete's sake! Hurry up!

Tia: Very well. After the three tribes reunited, they worked together to bring harmony to the land. Luna and I had not yet met these ponies, but we were to soon.

Dissy: Oh so now you're starting from there?

Tia: Why wouldn't I?

Dissy: *sighs* never mind. My turn. Before Tia and Luna met those ponies, they met me. I have very little memory of my parents, so at the time I was an orphan.

Fluttershy: Oh you poor thing! *hugs and gives a kiss on the cheek*

All Fluttercord Shippers Everywhere: *pull out cameras*

Dissy: *blushes* Heheh.

Tia: Moving onward, the three of us became friends, and explored the world together. That is, until Luna and I met the ponies. It seemed that the unicorns were having more trouble than usual lowering the moon and raising the sun.

Luna: So, naturally, we gave it a go, and accomplished it in a heartbeat. It was incredible. If you wish, ponies, you may ask of the history of Equestria. But for now, we will focus on Dissy.

Tia: Who invited you to help us?

Luna: I was there also!!

Dissy: ANYWHO, after the sisters did that, everypony loved them. They became princesses, and I became... Nothing. Tia tried introducing me to the pony folk, but they all thought I was a monster. After a while, the sisters also forgot about me. By the day, I grew more and more envious of what everyone else had. And eventually, I couldn't stand living in the shadows anymore. Whilst the princess's were out to a royal summit in Saddlearabia, I made my move... And I'm sure you know the rest.

Magenta: Woah... That was really emotional actually.

Shadow: Yeah... I'm ready to cry! *sniffles*

Pinkie: That was such a good story...

Twilight: Oh no.

Pinkie: WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY!!!

Rarity: And she said it.

Dissy: Now, ELSPETHSNAPSHOT, do you mind changing our names back?

Tia: Indeed.. I refuse to celebrate any occasions until I am rid of this... Abomination.

ElspethSnapshot: Funny thing actually... Heh.. Well, I can't really change them back..

Tia and Dissy: WHAT?!

Luna: *giggles* Oh dear this is not going to be pretty. Well, I suppose I should close this out. If you have any questions or dares, do share them with us! Farewell!