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welcome. please note that most of these conversations do my belong to me. rightful credit to their originators.

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Some guy: John, you were very drunk last night.

John: What did I do?

Some guy: When wanted apple smoothie and I said no, you put my phone in the blender and asked me if I wanted any.

John: Ah, sorry about that. Next time I'll use my phone to make more

Some guy: Never mind, you weren't drunk.

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