I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SO MUCH AS THE IDIOTIC WAY YOU'RE DOING IT (Rant book)

You get a Buster Blade, you get a Buster Blade and YOU GET A BUSTER BLADE

ZACK

CLOUD

ANGEAL

ALL BAMFS THAT HAVE WIELDED THE BUSTER BLADE AT ONE POINT

BUT THEY CAN'T ALL HAVE IT AT THE SAME TIME. YES, I GET THAT THEY'RE AUs. YES, I GET AU MEANS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. BUT NO, THEY CAN'T HAVE IT AT THE SAME TIME. IF ONE HAS IT, THEN THE OTHER TWO MUST HAVE OTHER SWORDS.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER EQUIP-ABLE SWORDS IN FFVII THAT THEY COULD BE GIVEN. IF CLOUD HAS THE BUSTER SWORD, THEN ZACK COULD HAVE THE HARD EDGE AND ANGEAL CAN HAVE THE BUTTERFLY EDGE. OR IF ANGEAL HAS THE BUSTER BLADE, THEN CLOUD COULD HAVE HIS FUSION BLADES AND ZACK COULD HAVE THE MURASAME (not Masamune. That's Sephy's)

IT'S NOT LIKE FUCKING OPRAH. IT'S NOT "You get a Buster Blade, you get a Buster Blade and YOU GET A BUSTER BLADE!!!"