Aries: Hell, the devil is waiting your arrival
Taurus: Say hello to the pearly gates of heaven
Gemini: Satan is already waiting for a personal lap dance
Cancer: Jesus is your new best friend
Leo: The devil is dreading your arrival ✌
Virgo: We all know that under that golden halo are some red horns
Libra: Heaven, You sweet lil angel
Scorpio: Satan can't wait to meet his new best friend
Sagittarius: You'll be sittin on a white cloud in heaven
Capricorn: Those angel wings are pretty, Pretty good at disguising your red triton
Aquarius: Have fun with your new angel wings
Pisces: God can't wait to meet you