Aries: I've got to go stop texting me
Taurus: Where the fuck did you put my pillow pet
Gemini: imma Fangirl with ya
Cancer: Don't text me tomorrow if you're gonna act like a baby bye
Leo: I don't know any other Leo's or I don't text them :(
Virgo: There's ice tea and chips downstairs (this was mommy)
Libra: I don't know any Libra's or I don't text them :(
Scorpio: I don't text any but there was a Scorpio in my gym class who screamed My titty hurt in front of everyone
Sagittarius: Bitch Bitch Bitch who is a bitch? u is a bitch
Capricorn: I became a unicorn last night :D
Aquarius: I ate 47 chicken nuggets and I think I'm preggers.
Pisces: I don't text any Pisces but a Pisces girl in my class Threw her desk at the air conditioner and screamed she hated donkeys I'm serious this really happened
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Zodiac signs
RandomEverything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
