Harley: You want me to what??
Black Cat: Kill Mary Jane Watson.
Black Cat: And why should I? She steal your shampoo?
Harley: She stole something more precious than that.
Harley: Ohh ho ho I get it. She stole your boyfriend didn't she? Sorry Grey can't help you.
Black Cat: No? Then what if your Mr. J left you for someone just as annoying?
Harley snapped and pointed a gun at Black Cat
Harley: He......would NEVER do that!
Black Cat: But what would you do IF he did?
Harley: HE WOULDN'T?
Black Cat: I'm asking what if?!
Now now ladies.
They both turn to see Joker walk in the room
Joker: There's no need for this silly little fallout. So shove it!
Harley: Sorry Puddin. But Grey here wants us to kill some girl that's NOT worth our time.
Black Cat: You really don't understand how much she's not worth anybody's time. I'll do anything if you guys JUST GET RID OF HER!!
Joker: I think.....we have better plans.
Joker snaps his fingers
And something.....grabbed Black Cat from behind and to her horror......Venom had hold of her
Black Cat: Oh my god......
Harley: Sorry Grey. But our new pet is very........HUNGRY!
Black Cat: NO!
Venom opens his mouth and lunges at Cat
And we hear Black Cat's screams outside Joker's office
Meanwhile Catwoman infiltrates the bottom floor of the steel mill for she....was planning on just taking her award out of greed
Catwoman: Sorry Felicia. But I need all the loot more than you. More like I WANT it more than you.
She leaped down from the elevator shafts and saw Joker's men
Catwoman stook to the ceiling with her claws and crawled on them and spotted what she was after and smirked
She quietly took out the two goons guarding them
But drew the attention of the rest still
Goon: IT'S CATWOMAN GET HER!!
They charged at her to attack but she fought them all off with her cat like reflexes
She even slashed them with her claws
Joker's men were all down in a matter of minutes
Catwoman: Sorry boys but I'm saving myself for the money.
Catwoman then turns to the brief cases on the table and grew a satisfying smile
Catwoman: Ahh finally. Just what I deserve. Now I can finally leave Gotham for good as a rich woman. Like I was meant to be.
Think again TRAITOR!
That voice was followed by a gun pointed at her head
It was Harley
Catwoman: Harley hehehe....this is just a misunderstanding. In fact if I were you I'd point that somewhere ELSE!!
Catwoman kicked Harley's gun out of her hands but the goons behind her were all armed and they pointed their guns at her
Catwoman: You've got KIDDING ME!!
Harley: Mr. J does the kidding around her kitten. And you shouldn't have gone trying to steal from him. If it weren't for Mr. J you'd still be rotting in a kitty cage. And this is how you thank him? No wonder B-Man DUMPED you.
Catwoman: Technically I dumped him just to be a thief.
Harley: Whatever. My new pet took care of the other cat. Mr. J just wants you as a shield when we go hit Arkham Asylum.
Catwoman: What the hell for?
Harley: Mr. J plans to finish what he started there. Create an army of monsters only those like our new pet. Moore oozing monsters destroying and eating Gotham alive. And best of all Mr. J and I will finally be rid of that annoying evil Bat for good! So he'll stop trying to take Mr. J away from me so we can get married.
Catwoman: You.....are so naive.
(The next phase of the villains plan is about to hit......)