Ride The Cyclone| Chat-Fic

By TheUnknown-JaneDoe

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Ocean starts a group chat, for school needs, yet people use it to chat rather then work.. And well, some secr... More

'Schoolwork Help, ONLY!!'
'Friends :]'
'The Fruit Mix'
'TheFruitBowl'
'TheQueerness'

'Ocean's Servants'

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By TheUnknown-JaneDoe

(Wednesday, February 3th, 7:48 PM)

'Ocean's Servants'

Everyone is online

Noel has changed the group name to: Ocean's Servants

Noel's nickname has changed to 'Monique<3'

Mischa's nickname has changed to 'BadEgg'

Constance's nickname has changed to 'Connie!'

Ricky's nickname has changed to 'RickRolled'


Ocean: Woah, wait. Why did you guys change your names? This is supposed to be for school work, only! And change the group name back too! (7:50 PM)

Monique<3: Just because it's for school doesn't mean we have to keep it boring (7:51 PM)

Ocean: That doesn't mean you guys get to call yourself ridiculous names! And change the group name to something ridiculous! (7:53 PM)

Monique<3: Well by how you're acting, it seems to fit (7:54 PM)

Ocean: Well, atleast Constance's is tame, but Ricky, seriously? (7:55 PM)

RickRolled:  I have no shame. (7:55 PM)

Connie!: Actually it's kinda funny! (7:56 PM)

BadEgg: You don't have humor (7:57 PM)

Ocean: Fine, since you guys obviously won't listen.

Ocean's nickname has changed to 'Water'

Water: There, happy now?

Monique<3: Woww so original

Monique<3 has changed Water's nickname to 'Satan'


Satan: Absolutely not! That is not appropriate!

BadEgg: Shut up, just because you aren't dope doesn't mean we can't be mad wicked awesome.

Monique<3: LOL


RickRolled: LMAO

Satan: Well, I'm not accepting this! Either I do Water or I stick with my actual name!

Monique<3: fine, be a boring ass

Satan: Language.

Monique<3: English and French.

Satan: whatever


Satan's nickname has changed to 'Water'


Water: Better, but seriously, the group name gotta change.

Connie!: To what?

RickRolled has changed the group name to 'Friends :]'


Monique<3: I can't argue to that.

Water: Me neither..

Penny: I like that name..

BadEgg: Holy shit
Who tf you??

Water: Mischa, Language!

BadEgg: English, Ukrainian, Russian and even some Dutch 😎

Water: Why do I bother?

Penny's nickname has changed to 'JaneDoe'


Water: Isn't that the name they use for unidentified bodies??

JaneDoe: Yes.

Connie!: Okay, that's terrifying

JaneDoe: wanna know what I find terrifying?

Connie!: uh, sure..? I need to do my hw anyways.

JaneDoe: When a lioness has children, she stops making love to the lion. The lion gets jealous—sometimes so jealous he eats the children. You'd think this would upset the lioness. Far from it. They make love again like the children never existed. I find that idea terrifying..

Connie!: ...I don't think I'm gonna focus on my hw anymore 😃

Monique<3: wtf did I just read?

Water: Noel!

Monique<3: Idc at this point, who tf is she??

JaneDoe: Penny Lamb, I'm at the very back at the room in the Choir

Monique<3: Who?

Water: I don't know anyone named that-

BadEgg: Never seen you

Connie!: sorry, never saw you

RickRolled: Oh, that's your name, I saw her once or twice before!

Water: Ricky?? You know her??

RickRolled: I wouldn't say, 'know' per se, I've just seen her before.

Connie!: Guys, I'm going to have to go offline soon, my parents want me to help them cook. Burgers and fries tonight!

JaneDoe: currently.. eating a burger.. of the ham variety..

BadEgg: fuck is a ham burger??
BadEgg: OH

RickRolled: LMAO

Water: I truly hate it here <3

BadEgg: How replace 'it' with 'women'. Not so funny now is it?

RickRolled: Now replace 'it with 'women'. Not so funny now is women? :3

Connie!: Now replace 'funny' with 'it'. Now so it now is women?

Monique<3: I'm having a fucking stroke.

JaneDoe: Replace 'stroke' with 'baby'. Congratulations.

Water: I regret making this group chat..

Water has went offline

Monique<3: I need to do my homework anyways.

BadEgg: Wait you give me answers once your done?

Monique<3: Sure.

Monique<3 and BadEgg has went offline.

Connie!: I gtg to help my parents bye!!

Connie! has went offline.

RickRolled: Well now this has gotten boring :(

JaneDoe: I can talk about what I find terrifying and scary?

RickRolled: As much as I would love to, Penn. That scared the crap out of me. Though, you can tomorrow, k? :P

JaneDoe: Okay.

JaneDoe and RickRolled has went offline.

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