We open up to see the I.M.P building and zoom in on a door within with a poor wrote note that says meeting in progress
Blitzo: Allright I know business has been slow yes its not anyones fault I'm not naming any names here..moxxie...
Moxxie: wtf face
Blitzo: does anyone have any ideas to get business drumming up again
Millie: what about a car wash!!
Blitzo: this is hell millie nobody cares about clean cars here...OH what about a billboard
Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard sir
Blitzo: yea great really glad your here shoves moxxies face and pushes him onto the floor do I need to remind you of the service we provide
Blitz turns on the TV and it shows various ways that imp has killed someone it shows blitz shooting someone with his pistol the next scene shows moxxie strangling someone then loona bitting someone's head and millie cutting off someone's head with a spear and finally it shows Max beating someone's head in with a hammer they all watch this while eating some popcorn
Blitzo: good times
Moxxie: I don't need reminding sir considering you blew our paychecks on an obnoxious TV add last week one you additionally paid to have run for 3 hours on a channel nobody watches
Blitzo: what's so abnoxious about a jingle it's a super fun slogan that distracts the customer when an ad is spitting bullshit
Millie: people love musical sir
Blitzo: see that's all we're doing it's just a big musical number...are you gonna crush my musical dreams mox just like my dad because all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me right now
Moxxie: sir i-
Millie: teasingly you trying to crush his dreams mox? I thought I knew you
Max: actually I haven't seen the commercial yet can I see it?
Blitzo: sure turns the TV on to play the commercial
Moxxie: I'd like to go on note that incident was loonas fault dispatch is supposed to give us the correct Info on a target
Loona: sit on a dick
Moxxie: no you sit on..a...with...the..DO YOUR JOB
Max: smooth dad real smooth
Blitzo: hey now we don't blame our screw ups on loona she didn't do anything wrong
Moxxie: are you kidding sir she's awful
Flashback
Loona picks up the phone
Millie: loona i got stabbed call mo-
Loona hangs up the phone
Flashback 2
Blitzo: happy adoption anniversary loonie
Loona: is it a cure for syphilis?
Blitzo: uh no
Loona: grabs present THEN I DONT WANT IT spiders crawl all around her
Blitzo: from another side of the door I'm sorry it was spiders!
Loona: god dammit
Flashback 3
Moxxie: did you send me this add for weight loss?
Loona: No
Moxxie: I dont..wh..why would anyone send me this
Loona: Cmon you know why
Flashback 4
Loona: Whoevers fucking avocado salad this is in the fridge I'm taking it cause I've got the worst hangover right now
Millie: why would you drink on a work night
Loona: I'm hungover from this morning dumbass
Moxxie: isn't that my lunch?
Loona: I can't handle this assault right now drops the salad box I need to blow off some FUCKIN STEAM kicks the box and nails moxxie in the head with it AAAARRGGHHH grabs Max and drags him to another room
Max: WAIT WHAT SHIT HELLP
Flashback ends
Blitzo: the point is loonas a valuable member of our Family she didn't do anything wroongg
Moxxie: are you kidding she's awful she's like a meth addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!
Loona: respectably flips moxxie off
Blitzo: hey! That's offensive without homeless people i wouldn't have half the joy i have in my life puts his face against the window and waves at a homeless man with a sighn that says needs money Satan bless
Moxxie: and while we're on the subject of "family" could you stop finding me and millie and Max outside of work
Millie: cmon hun it ain't no big deal
Max: yea dad it's not a problem that he's so lonely that he has to get his Rocks hard watching an actual happy family
Moxxie: flabbergasted WHAT
yet another Flashback
Moxxie: millie could you get the butter from the fridge pleas
Millie: sure opens the fridge
Blitzo: spoiler alert the butters spoiled plops the rotten butter in Millies hands amd she giggles
Moxxie: what's funny hunny?
Blitzo: really impressive word play
Moxxie: what the? WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE!?!?!
Flashback 2 again
Moxxie: slowly opens his eyes hearing purring
Blitzo: crouching above moxxie watcha dreaming about
Moxxie: I was dreaming my parent where being murdered but now? I'd like to go back to to that
Flashback 3
Moxxie/Millie: it's for her/him that I fell oh millie moxxie hears a camcorder and sees blitz outside his window
Moxxie: ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW
Flashback 4
Max: dad I think uncle blitz is under my bed again
Moxxie: what? No he looks under the bed
Blitzo: hi
Moxxie: WHAT THE FUCK SIR
Flashback ends
Moxxie: just stop doing that
Blitzo: what got something you don't want me to see?
Moxxie: no
Loona: snickers
Blitzo: are you a little ba- gets cut off as Max's hammer nails him in the head OW WHAT THE FUCK MAX
Max: sorry not sorry
Moxxie: laughing his ass off
Millie: Max he's our boss!
Blitzo: no no it's fine your son is how do I say this without being offensive...retarded
Max: Does insulting me and my dad make you feel better because you know your going to die alone because your pathetic ass can't keep a relationship more than a single night because of your horse fetish?
Blitzo: it actually does
Max: at least my dad actually has a wife!
Loona: the only reason fattie has a wife is because he's easy to manage
Millie: slams her hands on the table NO HES NOT YOU BIITTCHH flips loona off with both hands
Blitzo: don't talk to my receptionist that way she's sensitive!
Loona: YES I AM
???: you guys are all fucking assholes
They all turn to see the kid moxxie shot
Max: holy shit a zombie!
Blitzo: shut up kid your lucky to witness this anyway let's get back to talking about my mew suit
Max/Loona: Nobody was talking about it
Blitzo: that's why I'm trying to get the ball rolling
Kid: it's been a litteral hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuck shits wouldn't kill me but now i want that i want death!!
Kid: YOU ARE a selfish greedy clown and I'm a kid we're supposed to like clowns even the creepy ones!
Moxxie: hey thats-
Kid: if I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass I would rip out your spine and ask you some shit
Millie: that's my husband your talking about!
Kid: THATS your husband I figured you for a slut bit I didn't know you needed dick THAT bad
Kid: AND YOU points at loona
Loona: what? What about me
Kid: nothing I don't talk to dogs I'm a cat person
Max: IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD KID IM GONNA RIP YOUR SKULL OUT YOUR ASS AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT
???: HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Kid: oh what's wrong joker reject having a tough time
Loona: gets a message on her phone oh shit I just got a text from the client turns out he was the right target after all
Max: him?
Kid: me?
Loona: yup
Max: they wanted us to kill an actual child?
Loona: that's what they are saying
Max:
In another room they all hear the kid screaming for help
Millie: that's my boy
Blitzo: fuck I wanted to kill the kid!
Loona: why do I find that hot?
Millie/Moxxie/Blitzo: YOU WHAT
Later
9:34 to end
Alright chapter done it was a big one
See you soon
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