total drama fuckers
*the entire revenge of the island cast added themselves to total drama fuckers*
heather: chris didn't die for this
bridgette: again, how is that possible
lightning: I DID IT
lightning: SHA-BAM
dawn: what group chat are we in now?
justin: it's 5am in the morning, now sha-shut your ass
cody: someone's a little cranky 😳😳
zoey: never say that again or i might kill myself
jo: balls
anne maria: balls?
cameron: balls.
duncan: okay what the fuck it's like 5am
trent: how did you guys get in the gc
jo: we have a separate gc for the roti cast and lightning wanted to hack the system into a random group chat and i dunno we ended up here i guess
courtney: my genuine question is why?
dakota: i have the same question
lightning: seriously guys can you be a bit appreciative 💔 i stayed up forever doing this
noah: so lightning just picked up a random hobby one day and decided to hack into our group chat
lindsay: nor way!!!!!!!!
alejandro: i taught him how to do it guys im sorry 💔💔💔
heather: but when i asked you said 'no i have better things to do fuck off'
alejandro: have i told you i love you heather
scott: again? seriously?
courtney: oh, hi, scott.
scott: hi courtney :)
duncan: OH HIT SCOTT
duncan: i meant hi but hit is okay too
dawn: usually i'd have some really deep insights into your auras but your auras are just weird at this point.
mike: HEY YALL WHATS GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
zoey: HI MIKEEEEEEEEEE
mike: ZOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
noah: why cant we be like them cody 💔
cody: i dunno noah 💔
jo: so what's going on in here?
leshawna: let me see...
harold: seriously what does go on in here?
chris 🔹: here's a fuckin recap
anne maria: chris???
duncan: oh yeah he just does that sometimes
ben: well, he's not in OUR group chat. cameron made ours.
courtney: you mean you aren't forced to be in a group chat with your cast mates and you want to be in a group chat with them?
scott: yeah isn't that fun!!
lightning: well i don't wanna be in there but i can't miss out a chance to sha-bully people
justin: OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHA-SHUT THE FUCK UP
lightning: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
chris 🔹: "ok but all jokes aside have you seen the way he puts his hands in his pockets he just looks so fucking sexy im hard" - cody
cody: STOP THAT WAS ONE TIME
noah: yeah i am kinda hot
anne maria: oh you two are dating??
dakota: how cute 🤍
chris 🔹: i'm looking for any other significant events that happened in here but honestly that was it. have fun campers!
chef: balls
*chef left the group chat*
duncan: fun
duncan: can we kick scott out now?
scott: what did i EVER do to you
duncan: WHAT DID YOU EVER DO TO ME? HUH? HUH? YOU DECIDED TO WALTZ RIGHT IN HERE AND START HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND, KEY WORD IS MY, AND HAVE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING AUDACITY TO COME BACK AND ASK ME WHAT YOU EVER DID TO ME ... read more
lightning: ah
lightning: maybe this wasn't such a good sha-idea after sha-all
justin: HOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MANNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TIMMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE TOOOOO ... read more
trent: how do you even do your sha thing over text?
lightning: it's a sha-habit like i do it sha-subconsciously
justin: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ... read more
lightning: driving him sha-insane 💔💔💔💔
justin: IM ACTUALLY FONAN LOSE MY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LIGHTNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ... read more
lightning: I SWEAR IM NOT DOING IT ON SHA-PURPOSE 😭😭😭😭
jo: anyways we're setting up camp here for a few days
duncan: you mean i have to deal with scott for a 'few days'?
dawn: your aura is so weird duncan actually what the hell
anne maria: complain about scott but i am here and i am better than ever, yall can't put a finger on me
heather: a finger on you without it coming off stained orange
anne maria: OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT DID I DO TO YOU
harold: THIS TIME I WANT YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
leshawna: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
gwen: literally where is the rest of the roti cast???
dakota: asleep
justin: ITS FIVE IN THE MORNING PISS OFFFF
a/n
ty diescutely_ for the suggestion of bringing in the roti cast
idk but i like this chapter idk about you