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What happens when a lovesick bimbo and a 50 year old man collide? They start a business together to pay for h... Lebih Banyak

⚣ ☆ let alone count all the freckles on your face ☆ ⚣
˚✧₊⁎ something in the way she woos me...⁎⁺˳✧༚
☆ he's got a little something. say, Mr. Radio Man ^_− ☆
.° cause I'm a begging kind of man (^。^) °.
;3 My God is awesome, He can move mountains ;3
⋆。°✩ur deth could not kill my luv for u ^_^✩°。⋆

:3 show me how to floss :3

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walter comes running to jesse feet and starts pounding and grobbling all over the conrete floor in the cafeteria and starts dude he starts TWINKING out and bleedig from his orifices aka... uhh.... i shant say it...

"JESSE DID YOU WATCH THE BIG GAME LASTE NIGHT"

"no mr white i dont watch sports anymore since the incident"

"j-j-jesser.... pinkman? are you... mad at me?"

"yease of CORSE im mad at you you kilkle gust"

"JESSER no"

"Ya mr walt his mine now so dont you forgor it ever ever ever......" jane


AFTER SCHOOOl

jane and jesse are sitting on the bed and sleeping and sitting on the bed and watching their fav frite cartoon boluey

"hey jese " yes darling dear "baloney sandwich" "WAT!" "Lol just kidding"

"Dont do it What did I miss I wish i could wuit you Run away theres bombs"  jane screams "OH NO THERES PBOMBS My heart hurts for you" Pinkman smiles "Honey did you get the egg and milk today? Why not"  "I didnt wan t it" cried jane "Oh. Is that how you feel?" Jane looked off to her side and chewed on her ciggy, pputting it out with her pup saliva

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jess shuggles a bit. "AHHHHHHHG is that a scary man s in te clostet>"

(lol jesse was tweaking from the monster they were drinking poor neurospicy bebe)

"OH MY GOD yes jesse thats the ayuwoki" jane says doing her  guyliner

Suddenly, looking in the coset jesse sees a thing and he looks deep ni tere "Jane" he says "is that a ..... shets binder"

jane sudonly looks up "no thats the ayuwoki"

jesse spots the testosterone in "her" closet. can i chug it he asks.

jane puts his head in his hands and starts to cry a little. "I just didn't want anyone to know I was transgender" Jesse smiles "ITS OK JANE I LOVE YOU IM TRANS TOO" and they kissed "You can borrow my binder!" says jesse kawaii binder boy ^_^

jesse and jane (t4t transmasc gay couple, formally straight) start making out and crying out for a better life

continue


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