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Alternative Title: 禁止赛亚人跨世界抢饭碗 Author: Ri Dang Wu Summary: the heroine died early After being single for thre... अधिक

Ban Saiyans from crossing the world to grab jobs
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Chapter 151

The dazzling red light illuminated the entire Infinite City in an instant. Everyone closed their eyes subconsciously, but they couldn't help but be curious in their hearts.

Was that blow successful?

At this time, they heard Muzan yelling in horror and annoyance: "Narubu!"

"Naruu, what are you doing, Ningu!!"

What's going on?

Just when everyone was confused, the ground beneath them suddenly shook violently, followed by a sudden spin, and their bodies suddenly fell. When they regained consciousness, they found that they had returned to the grassland before.

Infinite City... collapsed! ! !

"Ah..." Gojo Satoru fell to the ground and sighed with regret, "It's such a pity, it's a nice place there."

And what he stepped on was Wuhan, who had a dull expression and trembling pupils. .

Wu Kuai stared blankly into the void ahead, his pupils unfocused.

It turns out... his blow was actually aimed at Naruto!

Gojo Satoru used words to mislead him, making him think that his attack was directed at him, but in fact the blow was aimed at Naruto.

His target from the beginning was Naruto!

The purpose is to prevent him from hiding in Infinite City again.

This guy...could he have calculated all of this before taking action?

terrible!

At this moment, Wu Kai suddenly realized that he was no longer afraid of Jiguo Yuanyi, because compared with the madman in front of him, Jiguo Yuanyi, who just wanted to chop off his head, was simply a little angel.

Wu Ke never wants to see a white-haired woman again in this life! No! Neither can men! Neither can black-haired women! ! He didn't want to see anyone with white hair or black hair anymore.

However, these are things that need to be considered in the future. The most important thing now is... find a way to escape from here!

In the face of the death crisis, Muzan's five brains started to work quickly: "You and that woman, Tsukishima Yanki, are you a couple?" Gojo

Satoru paused for a moment, then his eyes moved to him, are you a couple? "It's rare for you to say something human." The corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously, "Yes~"

He liked hearing this, and he could tell you more.

"I can help you!" Wu Kuai saw something interesting, and immediately became happy during the interview, and hurriedly said, "Your life spans may be different, no matter how powerful you are, you are only a human being, and your life span is limited. "

If you die and she is still alive, then she will become someone else's woman. Are you willing to do that?" Wu Mei really knows how to take advantage of human weaknesses.

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru stepped on his back with much more force: "When you say that, you are really angry."

"I can help you!"

Muzan said again: "I can turn you into Ghost, as long as you become a ghost, you can gain immortality and stay young forever!"

Before Gojo Satoru could speak, a hurried shout came from not far away: "Don't believe him!"

But it was the members of the Demon Slayer Squad who finally arrived.

The leader said: "He is lying to you!"

"Anyone converted into a ghost will become Wuhan's slave, and he can easily erase your memory!"

"You will never forget the person you love! "

No!" Wu Mei hurriedly shouted, "You are so much stronger than me, even if you become a ghost, I can't control you!"

"And as long as you become a ghost, then according to you! With your strength, you will definitely ban me and become the new ghost king. No, as long as you want, you will become the king of this world!" Wuhan said seductively, "Even I will surrender to your feet!"

"When the time comes ! , you can be with your lover forever!"

"Ah..." Gojo Satoru touched his chin, "It sounds very tempting."

"No," Mubai shouted, "As long as you change." "Ninggui, you can achieve whatever you want, you can get everything."

"But I just want to be with Yanxi-chan~" Gojo Satoru said leisurely.

"You will definitely be together!" Wubai said.

"Of course." No, Gojo Gomei said happily, "After all, I cursed her."

Muzan:...

Muzan almost choked to death, his expression directly matched the black question mark face across time and space. God is in sync.

What the hell?

I love you so I curse you? Is this true love or true hate?

Did he guess wrong before? Are they actually enemies?

However, as soon as this thought came out, I heard Gojo Satoru continue: "If I die, I will become a curse and follow her forever~yo~"

Muzan: Damn it!

Shocked for thousands of years!

What kind of twisted underworld love is this!

"And..." Above, Gojo Satoru raised his index finger, like a girl in love, and said sweetly, "Yanxi-chan is willing to be cursed by me~"

Muzan: ...

At this moment, Muzan finally Realize, this guy is a crazy critic!

Unable to beat him, unable to beat him madly, Wuhan decided to give up verbal rescue, and once again used the ultimate trick - [Self-splitting].

As the saying goes, potential emerges in the face of life and death. When facing the five great demon kings, Wuhan's inner desire for survival exploded like never before.

He knew clearly that this man was different from Ji Guoyuan. Jiguo Yuanyi is a human being. No matter how powerful he is, he is still a human being. His strength has its limits, but this man is different.

This man can fire off light cannons!

If he doesn't pay attention, he will be blasted to pieces!

Therefore, Wu Mei played for a long time this time - he exploded himself into a total of 2800 pieces - a thousand more than when he faced Jiguoyuan.

I saw the 2800 pieces of mutilated meat running out as fast as they could. Some of them dug into the soil, some quickly hid in the grass, and some ran directly to the river...

Such a cool operation, even Gojou Wudu shocked.

After exorcising the cursed spirits for so many years, this was the first time he saw such a guy with such a desire to survive!

On the side, Murata, who had witnessed Muzan being beaten into a dog, was the first to react. He pulled out his Nichirin sword and shouted: "This is Ghost Dance Tsuji Muzan!"

"Don't let him run away!"

Ghost Dance Tsuji·No misfortune! ! !

No misfortune! ! !

In an instant! The eyes of all the members of the Demon Slayer Team burned red. They pulled out the Nichirin Swords in unison and started slashing crazily.

Just when everyone in the Demon Slayer Squad was going crazy, a lot of ghosts suddenly came one after another behind them.

These are the ghosts summoned by Wu Mei using his own abilities. As the King of Ghosts, he can easily control the ghosts he transforms into if he wants to, and his purpose is also very simple, to manipulate these ghosts to stop Gojo Satoru, so as to buy him time to escape.

As for the lives of these ghosts?

They are just tool men. He gave them new life, so they should repay him with their lives.

Wuhan thought of it as a matter of course.

Among this group of ghosts, the leaders were several ghosts with xiaoxian written on their eyes.

For a moment, the fragments of Muzan were running away, the ghosts of the lower string were rushing towards Gojo Satoru, the members of the Demon Slayer Squad were slashing at Muzan like crazy, and the whole forest was as lively as a vegetable market.

What was equally lively was the foot of the mountain thousands of miles away.

At this time, the full moon was still high in the sky, and dots of snowflakes fluttered in the wind and landed on the brim of the police chief's black hat.

He looked at the black-haired girl across from him, and then at the leader of the Paradise Cult who only had one head left but still had a bright smile... In his heart, he only hated himself for having too much physical strength and being too clear-headed!

He really wanted to roll his eyes, kick his legs, and faint on the spot!

What did he do wrong to make him face this?

After living for more than twenty years, all his outlook on life collapsed overnight, and the Sheriff's whole body was in bad shape.

Once, a woman told me that there were ghosts in the world, but I didn't believe her and emphasized my position unswervingly. But now, I just want to go back and slap my ignorant self against the wall and let these people go as fast as I can! ! !

Unfortunately, there are no what-ifs in this world, so now I have to face this group of ugly and horrible ghosts.

The scary thing is that my bullets can kill wild boars and criminals, but they can't kill these ghosts.

Sheriff Kawamura swallowed, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "I believe it, I believe it."

You should use your magical powers!

Although he doesn’t know where these ghosts came from, Chief Kawamura dares to use his many years of experience as a policeman to bet that all of this is definitely related to the woman opposite!

"Then..." Yan Xi asked again, "The crime against me?"

"Crime?" Sheriff Kawamura immediately retorted loudly: "What crime? Why didn't I know?!"

"You are not guilty!" Kawamura said in a shocked voice, "You are a hero! You are a miko lady! You are the last onmyoji! You are a great hero who slays demons!"

Murderer?

does not exist! ! !

So...

"Miko-sama..." Kawamura swallowed, "Look, did you deal with these ghosts first?"

After receiving a positive answer from the police chief, Yan Xi let go of his hand with satisfaction and was The wild boar boy she was carrying was like a husky untied from the rope, and he jumped into the battlefield carrying two Nichirin knives. "Hahahaha, I'm back again!" The wild boar

boy laughed and kicked a ghost away in the air. "Suffer death, ghosts! I will use your blood to hone my strength!"

Advance!"

"Hahaha, hahaha!"

Although the wild boar boy is not tall, his courage to go deep into the ghost group alone is particularly admirable.

And his brave and fierce attitude made everyone's eyes light up and their whole bodies were excited. In unison, they all ran towards the wings of the wild boar boy.

So, what the Demon Slayer Team who rushed over after receiving the news about the wild boar boy saw was this scene:

the boy wearing a wild boar hood sprinted forward fiercely, and the ghosts who were not facing the wild boar boy took the opportunity to show their teeth and claws. They threw themselves at other humans, and those humans, adhering to the instinct of survival, fell behind the wild boar boy with a squealing sound, and moved as he ran.

They seemed to be playing hawk and chicken.

"You are so annoying! Don't follow me!" the wild boar boy shouted.

"No way! Who told you to be the only one who can kill ghosts!" Everyone also shouted.

"You are so annoying!"

"We are not like this either!"

The scene was really chaotic, with voices crying for father and mother all the time, and the one who cried the most fiercely was a little girl-headed boy who had a runny nose and burst into tears. He cried loudly, but the amazing thing was that he cried the hardest, ran the fastest, shouted the loudest, and hid the fastest.

What's even more amazing is that despite so many ghosts and people, for such a long time, no one was hurt.

This is incredible! ! !

Yanxi, who has deep knowledge of her skills and fame, said that she was not playing a little prank because they surrounded Gojo Satoru, she was just uncomfortable with changing her body for a while.

Yan Xi watched the show for a while, and after guessing that the group's physical strength was almost exhausted, he took action leisurely.

She raised her right hand and said sternly to Tong Mo Zhengyi, who was still smiling: "Master Leader, as you said, everyone in the world is suffering, and you are the "Son of God" born to save the world."

Tong Mo: Is there something wrong with this guy?

It always feels a little different from just now.

"So...it's time to show your true power and fulfill your obligation to be your "son of god"!"

Tong Mo:...

I don't know why, but I suddenly have a bad feeling!

"Wait-" Tong Mo was about to speak, but the black-haired girl shouted exaggeratedly, "Let's save the world passionately together!"

"Ada~~~~"

The next second, Tong Mo's forehead It hit a ghost on the head. The winding ghost's head was so hard that it hammered the ghost into the ground on the spot.

"Watch the move!" the girl roared again, "Justice's hammer!"

In the eyes of the Demon Slayer Squad, who were preparing to draw their swords to end the chaos not far away, and in the eyes of a group of screaming humans, the man who has been in charge of the Paradise Sect for hundreds of years At this moment, the leader of Shangxian 2, Tongmotong, turned into a hammer of justice and hammered all those ghosts into the ground.

A group of ghosts rolled their eyes with bloody faces and fainted.

As for Tong Mo... his forehead was shiny and shiny, he was full of energy, and there was no blood left at all.

"As expected of the leader." Yan Xi gave a thumbs up, "The head is really iron!

Tong Mo: ...

At this moment, Tong Mo's heart, which had never had waves, finally had ripples. That was the human emotion he had been pursuing. , but he didn't feel happy:)

The girl's brutal "divine" operation shocked everyone.

For a moment, everyone was as quiet as a chicken. They looked at the girl opposite, and no one dared. Open your mouth and speak.

"Look..." Yan Xi raised the Tongmo leader whose smile was gradually disappearing and said sincerely, "He is really a ghost, I didn't lie to you. "

Everyone:...

"No, no!" "Everyone shook their heads quickly.

"So do you still want to arrest me now? "

"Don't think about it! "Everyone shook their heads again.

"Great. Yan Xi smiled and said, "The misunderstanding has finally been resolved. You will no longer point a gun at me." "

Everyone: ...

So, this is simply to express anger! It is definitely to express anger!

"Oh, that's right. Yan Xi pointed at the group of ghosts on the ground and shook the Tongmo Cult Leader in his hand, "Do you want to take these ghosts away?"

"After all, you have so many people here and you have fired so many bullets. There must be someone to explain. "

"No, no, no, no need! " "Everyone's heads are shaking like rattles. Just kidding, who can control these ghosts except her!

"Then can I leave?" Yan Xi asked again.

"Okay, okay." Everyone nodded in unison, as if copying and pasting. Then, they suddenly remembered that they now knew that there were ghosts in this world, and there were so many ghosts here. Who knew if they would encounter them on the way back? Ghost!

no! Can't go! Dama! ! !

Everyone shook their heads again.

"Well, that." One of them said, "Can you send us home?"

"Yes, yes, please send us back."

"I will pay you."

"I will pay you, too!"

Yan Xi:!

This is truly an unexpected windfall!

Yan Xi and the wild boar boy were surrounded by a group of people and left.

The members of the Demon Slayer Corps who saw all this not far away said: ...

Wait a minute, do you not care about these ghosts? ? ?

Their eyes moved to the group of ghosts planted in the ground - only half of their heads were exposed.

Even with all his strength, he couldn't pull himself out.

This kind of strength... seems to be even greater than that of Lianzhu...

In the past, there was Lianzhu who was so powerful, and in the latter, there was this girl who punched the ghost into the ground...

Are all the ladies nowadays so cruel?

The male members of the Demon Slayer Corps have complicated hearts.

At this moment, someone suddenly spoke: "Well..."

"That ghost in her hand... is... the winding ghost?"

"I seem to see numbers in his eyes." "I seem to see numbers in his eyes.

" I saw it too..."

"Me too..."

A group of people looked at each other, and after a few seconds, they all widened their eyes: Damn it! It’s really a winding ghost!

Ahhhh! Just bean paste!



















Chapter 152:

Dawn has just broken, and the morning light embraces the earth, the jungle, and all humans in the world. Not far away, there are crows crows, roosters crowing, and footsteps galloping. Before I knew it, it was already dawn.

Daytime and sunshine are the world of humans and the hell of ghosts. The ghosts wanted to escape, but how could they easily escape?

They were called here to be cannon fodder. Even though their hearts roared desperately to run away, their bodies never wanted to stop.

"I don't want to go there! No! Don't! I will die if I get exposed to the sun!" A ghost shouted loudly while attacking uncontrollably.

"Master Wuhan, please let me go. I am Twelve Ghost Moon! I am not an ordinary ghost! Please! Let me go! I will work hard to eat people. I will work hard to become your most useful subordinate." Let me go, please! Let me go!" The other ghost with the word "Xixin" in his eyes also shouted desperately.

"Ah ah ah, I don't want to die!" This is the third ghost.

"Why did it become like this!"

The ghosts were wailing, screaming, and begging. They were looking forward to Wuhan letting them go and killing them. The control of their bodies has returned, but their bodies are still running towards the white-haired woman.

Then, they burned in the sun, disappeared into ashes in the sun, and completely turned into the dust of this world.

"What a pathetic creature this is." Kamado Tanjuro sighed.

Being transformed, manipulated, and tolerated by the world, and in the end, becoming a prop to delay time.

"I hope they won't be ghosts again when they are reincarnated in their next life." Tanjiro Kamado sniffed slightly, and he smelled... a very sad smell.

"Kibutsuji Mukai!"

"Come out and die!" At this time, there was a loud noise in the sky, and a sun sword fell from the sky, followed closely by a white-haired boy with scars all over his body.

The young man yelled, pulled out the Sun Blade on the ground, and looked around with wide eyes. However, he saw nothing except a bunch of burning ghosts.

"Hello?" He turned his head suddenly and looked at the Demon Slayer members beside him fiercely, "Didn't you say that Demon Slayers were here?"

The Demon Slayer member was excited and immediately replied: "Report to the Fusugawa River Sir, he has escaped!"

"Damn it!" Shiya jumped angrily, "Why did you run away so fast!

Damn it! Oh, damn it!"

"Please ! Don't regret Fusukawa-sama." The member of the Demon Slayer Team comforted him, "Kibutsuji Muzai has been seriously injured." He said this and couldn't help but said proudly, "I killed ten ghosts of Tsuji."

"I hacked to death fifteen pieces of Demon Slayer." Another member of the Demon Slayer Squad said.

"Hahaha, I hacked to death eighteen pieces of Demon Butsuji." said the third member of the Demon Slayer Team.

"Damn it, I only cut eleven pieces of Demon Slayer." The fourth member of the Demon Slayer Team was particularly reluctant.

Immortal Kawa Saneya: ...

I’m even more angry now!

But...

"Why are there so many Kibutsuji?" The Butterfly Ninja who followed behind asked in confusion, "Does Muzan have any ability to split?"

"That's it..." One night's experience made Murata completely Incarnate into a small riddle, he danced and talked about the matter in general with enthusiasm and enthusiasm, and finally concluded, "So Kibutsuji exploded himself into at least two thousand pieces in order to escape from the hands of the magician."

Speaking of this, he added: "I also hacked to death thirteen pieces of ghost dance."

Butterfly Ninja: ...

Immortal Kawa Saneya: ...

Are you showing off? Definitely showing off!

This amount of information is a bit large, so let them take their time.

Is the guy who was pushed to the ground and beaten and crying for his father and mother what Murata said was really Muzan Kibutsuji? That Tsuji Mukai, the Lord of Demons? ? The Demon Slayer, the one who killed generation after generation of Demon Slayers?

"Are you sure you don't have the same name?" Saneya Immortal is a little unbelievable. It's not that he doesn't want to believe it, but according to the existing records of demon slayers, almost all the Hashira died in Uetsuji without even seeing Demon Slayer. In the hands of ghosts.

It can be said that the strength of the Shangxian Ghost is absolutely powerful to them, and Wuhan's strength is stronger than that of the Shangxian Ghost. Therefore, with such a comparison, it is really difficult for them to imagine that anyone can force Wuhan to this point. kind of situation.

What a fear!

Shock the pillars for a hundred years!

At this time, everyone's eyes were focused on the white-haired woman not far away.

This is the boss who can force Kibutsuji to expose himself!

Their eyes were burning, and they were about to say thank you. However, at this moment, the body of the white-haired woman suddenly began to shrivel up, like a balloon with a hole in it. With a snap, it changed from a bulging front and a straight back to a flat airport. .

Without the support, Idadi just relaxed like that. She was already wearing irregular clothes, and the collar was now opened directly.

"Ahhh!" Tanjiro reacted quickly and wanted to take off his coat. The men present subconsciously wanted to turn around, but at this moment, a female member's shocked voice interrupted their half-twisted bodies.

"Male, man!!!"

Everyone: What? !

Inside the open collar, you can see the white, strong and explosive chest muscles of a man, and the face that was originally soft has become more angular now.

"Original, it turns out..." Tanjiro murmured, "Miss Gojo, no, Mr. Gojo is really a male..." He felt a little

disappointed for no reason, and... Tanjiro's nose twitched slightly, was it his imagination?

It feels like Mr. Gojo's scent has changed again.

The previous Mr. Gojo made him feel gentle and peaceful, but the current Mr. Gojo... Tanjiro frowned slightly... completely different from the previous one, as if he was a different person!

Tanjiro looked inquiringly at the white-haired young man not far away who was calmly pulling up his clothes, but he couldn't help but have a question in his heart...

Is Mr. Gojo in front of him... really Mr. Gojo?

"Mr. Gojo." At this time, Butterfly Ninja and Immortal Kawa Saneya came over.

"I am the Insect Pillar Butterfly Ninja of the Demon Slayer Corps." The Butterfly Ninja's posture was respectful and his words were very sincere. "I heard that you are an extremely powerful magician. I wonder if you are willing to diagnose and treat our lord?"

" My lord is under a very serious curse. I hope you can diagnose him."

"No matter whether you can succeed or not, please take a look."

"Please,"

she said as Mikawa Miya reacted. The other members of the Demon Slayer Corps who came over neatly put their knees together, knelt down, bent down, put their foreheads on their hands, and sat down with sincerity.

Gojo Satoru:...

"Is it a curse..." Gojo Satoru touched his chin and accepted the kneeling bows of the Demon Slayer Corps very calmly. He raised his index finger and said with a smile, "Okay."

"But, my fee is very expensive. "Yes."

"Don't worry about this," Fusukawa Shiya said, "We will definitely pay you a satisfactory reward."

Gojo Satoru was very satisfied.

As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you must have some money.

As a god who has inherited a big family since birth and has never worried about money, Gojo Satoru said that he has had enough of wandering these days, and Yanxi-chan hasn't had a meal yet. Full meal!

How is this possible? How can a boyfriend let his woman starve?

Absolutely!

Gojo Satoru's thoughts began to wander. Yanxi-chan must be feeling extremely uncomfortable after being hungry for so long. Maybe she is holding her stomach and crying while he is away.

And just when she was very hungry, her super handsome boyfriend made a super delicious love meal and gave her a big surprise...

"Hi, Yanxi-chan~ Ta-da~" gojo The villain opened the lid of the pot.

"Wow! Food! It's food! It's so good!" Yan Xi said with surprise, his eyes lit up.

Then, she was so moved that she cried, and then her super cute girlfriend hugged him while crying and laughing, and took the initiative to give him a hug, and then, first base, second base, third base...

Hey~ It’s worthy of him It's him!

The corners of Gojo Satoru's mouth turned up unconsciously.

"What are you thinking about?" A voice interrupted from behind.

"I'm thinking about third base~" The voice was so familiar that Gojo Satoru, who was trapped in the little theater in his mind, responded subconsciously.

"Ah... Whoosh." The voice responded, and then said faintly, "I think the home run is good."

"Oh..." Gojo Satoru sighed, "I think so too, but according to Yanxi-chan's temperament, It will take some time to reach home base."

"No, no, if you want, you can do it now."

"How about using the big tree over there to make a bat?" The voice said, "I'll give it to you. A beautiful home run."

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru turned around and saw the black-haired girl coming behind him without knowing it - smiling.

"Hey, you're here, Yanxi-chan." Gojo Satoru waved his paw, bent down, and approached the girl, "Ah?"

"Are you angry?"

"Who made you angry, Yanxi-chan? "As he spoke, he raised his index finger and said firmly, "It's definitely not me."

Yan Xi:...

"Mr. Gojo Satoru." Yan Xi raised his left hand with a smile and shook the two dizzy balls he carried in his left hand. The young man raised his right hand again, shook a black cloth bag in his hand, and smiled, "Can you explain to me what's going on?"

"Why did I see a group of people as soon as I opened my eyes ? What about the police pointing a gun at me?" Her smile deepened again.

"Ah..." Gojo Satoru suddenly realized. He pointed with his right hand in the air, and then confidently said, "I don't know."

Yan Xi: "...Huh?"

"I really don't know." Gojo Satoru blinked, " I really didn't do anything this time."

"Really?" Yan Xi was a little confused.

"Really." Gojo Satoru nodded, "I just asked Inosuke to go down the mountain and buy me a new dress... By the way, who is this sister-in-law?"

"Eh?" Yan Xi was stunned, "Don't you know him? "

I don't know him at all."

"But he is holding my thigh."

"I have no impression at all."

After the two said, they looked at each other and looked at the younger sister.

Maybe he sensed the crisis, and the dizzy young man with his sister's head immediately started to stir, and he moved subconsciously. The 13-year-old boy was not tall, and he had been homeless all the time, so he was particularly petite.

The petite boy bent his legs and hung them directly on Yan Xi's calves. He opened his mouth and howled: "Wow, there are really ghosts in this world!"

"It's so scary, so scary, so scary!"

"Wow, ah, ah, I don't want to die yet! Although my parents abandoned me when I was a child and left me wandering alone in a big city without enough food, clothing, warmth or sleep, I relied on my own efforts I have lived until now! Every day, I am working hard to live on the edge of life and death!”

“Ah, I know that people like me will die sooner or later, but I don’t want to die like this. I’m not married yet. Ah, I don’t want to die when I’m single! Why are there ghosts in this world?” He closed his eyes and howled quickly, and then shouted, “ Marry me!"

Yan Xi: ...

Gojo Satoru: ...

Everyone onlookers: ...

"Please! Marry me, I will be a good husband and father!" The young man has no sense of crisis. He opened his eyes and shouted heartbreakingly, "I don't want to die alone, ah, marry me!"

"Hey, ah, ah, ah, why are there ghosts in this world? Wow, ah, ah, this feeling What's going on? Even though the ghost no longer exists, why do I still feel chills on my back and my heart is trembling? I must be dying!"

Everyone:...

Young man, are you sure you don't want to die? Want to die?

Do you want to look back and see that Mr. Gojo’s background has become dark?

Unfortunately, the frightened young man was still howling with tears in his eyes, his eyes closed, and his nose snotted.

"Wow, wow, wow, why do I feel cold on my back? I feel like I'm being targeted by the devil! Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I must be close to death." He said, using his arms harder. He grabbed Yan Xi's calf, "I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it!"

Everyone:...

"This guy is definitely dead." Immortal Kawa Saneya affirmed.

Butterfly Ninja smiled and nodded.

The Demon Slayer Corps nodded firmly, that was a ferocious spellcaster who even Wuhan was afraid of exposing himself to save his life, and...

they all remembered the twisted view of love of the white-haired young man, and they all stood in silence for a moment.

Boy, go on your way.

"Hey, hey." Gojo, the Great Demon King, Satoru smiled and stretched out his hand, tearing off the boy's sister's head. "It is very rude to say such things to someone else's fiancee."

The boy: "Eh... "

Eh ?"

 My life is at an end!

 "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

He immediately extended his hand to Yan Xi.

He could tell that the girl in front of him had a soft heart. In comparison... this man was just... 

wow ah ah Ah, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible!

 "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again! Please forgive me!" 

Yan Xi: ...

 In Yan Xi's life, this is the first time he has met such a timid and noisy child. And... 

Yan Xi's mouth twitched, grabbing the key point of Gojo Satoru's words: "When did I become your fiancée?"

 "Eh?"

Gojo Satoru was shocked, "Yan Xi-chan, what did you do to me? Don’t you want to be responsible for such a private matter?”

"What did I do to you? Don't talk nonsense. And is this the point?" Yan Xi's forehead veins jumped, "You haven't proposed to me at all."

"Then..." Gojo Satoru was decisive.道,“言希酱嫁给我吧。”

言希微笑:“我拒绝。”

“哈?”

“虽然知道你性格差劲说话欠揍行为不靠谱,这些我也接受了,但是最起码给我Let’s leave a romantic memory, okay?”

“Aren’t our memories romantic?” Gojo Satoru couldn’t believe it.

"Romantic?" Yan Xi sneered, "Do you think it's romantic to confess your love with words like "You're cursed" or write it out by hand like a child?"

"It's super romantic." Gojo Satoru said plausibly. , "Love is the most twisted curse. To me, this is a more real confession than the vague words like I like you and I love you."

Onlookers: How is this real?

What kind of hellish confession is this?

Everyone's expressions turned into black question mark faces.

"Haha." Yan Xi sneered again, "What about the first kiss?"

Yan Xi crossed his arms and said, "Recalling someone else's first kiss makes your heart beat faster, but what about me?"

"I only thought of you here. I held up your broken arm to kiss you while the blood was everywhere. "

It's not up to me." Gojo Satoru still said plausibly, "Why are you so awkward, Yanxi-chan? I'm just helping you understand your own heart faster."

Onlookers: ...

The onlookers no longer know what expressions to put on at this time. What kind of underworld pursuit is this?

The boy with the younger sister was even more shocked. He murmured in disbelief and doubt about life: "Why, why can even this kind of guy get a girlfriend and I'm still single?"

The young men in the Demon Slayer Squad who didn't have wives were immediately stunned. He nodded empathetically.

"That's it." Gojo Satoru suddenly realized, "Do you want me to hold 999 roses in my arms, kneel on one knee, and propose to you in front of everyone like in the TV series?"

"It's not impossible." Gojo Satoru Said, "It's also okay to reserve the entire Tokyo Tower to hang a proposal banner."

"Ah, it's okay to set off fireworks."

"It's okay to all come together."

Yan Xi:...

"You usually do What are you looking at?" Yan Xi was choked by these words. She really couldn't imagine Gojo Satoru acting like the hero of an idol drama. If he really did that, Yan Xi felt that she might suspect that he had been time-traveled again. Or his brain is broken.

"Anyway..." Yan Xi said, "Let's maintain the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend."

"Yan Xi-chan, do you know that you are a scumbag?" Gojo Satoru dropped his small round sunglasses.

"I told you I didn't do anything!"

"But just look at it and touch it."

The veins on Yan Xi's forehead jumped. Just as she was about to say something, Gojo Satoru said again, "Hey, hey, then That's good."

Gojo Satoru raised his index finger, "Let's compete."

"

Swish." Gojo Satoru nodded, "If I win, you will be my fiancée."

"Don't do it unilaterally . It’s decided.”

“Xixi, let’s compete to see who can catch the Ghost King first.” Gojo Satoru clapped his hands happily.

"I haven't agreed yet."

"For the sake of fairness, Yan Xi is not allowed to use anger to cheat."

"I have already told you that I have not agreed."

"A carpet search like this around Neon is definitely a way to cheat." Oh." Gojo Satoru paused and said, "But if there is no such way, Yan Xi-chan will have nothing to do."

"

That's a happy decision."

: "...Did you listen to me?"

Gojo Satoru: "If you win, I will give you my most treasured treasure of 27 years, and I will listen to you obediently within a month~"

Yan Xi :...!

Yes, I'm a little excited.

"Is Yanxi-chan really not agreeing?" Gojo Satoru put his index finger lightly on the corner of his lips, "This is a rare opportunity to give orders to gojo~"

"I will listen to you in everything~"

"Including letting gojo do your laundry. You can cook, beat your legs and press your waist~"

Yan Xi:...

Damn it! Even more excited!

"Or, Yan Xi-chan, do you think you will lose? That's right. After all, if Yan Xi-chan didn't cheat, it would be difficult to find her."

Yan Xi: "Huh? Will I lose?"

Yan Xi's eyes widened immediately. Eyes rolled: "Just wait to be my little brother for a month."

Gojo Satoru chuckled: "Then I'll wait and see."


















Chapter 153

The sky is clean blue, and under the clear clouds, a few crows are chirping across the sky.

In the elegantly decorated room, everyone held their breath and watched intently.

In front, a white-haired young man wearing a navy blue feather fabric walked around the black-haired young man in a casual manner.

"Well..." He touched his chin and bent his tall body down to close the distance between the two of them, "Haha." He suddenly chuckled, "It's a bit interesting."

What does it mean to be a bit interesting?

Sideways Immortal Kawa Saneya and Butterfly Ninja, who were sitting in two rows, looked puzzled and couldn't help but ask: "That..."

"Lord's curse..."

"It can be solved." Gojo Satoru replied, "But it will take some time. "

Eh?" Everyone was surprised, and then they were overjoyed.

"You mean, you can really break the Lord's curse?!"

Everyone present was excited. Even Uyashiki Yōya, who had already accepted that he was not going to die soon, sat up straight in surprise. Body.

"Mr. Gojo, can you really lift the thousand-year curse of our Uyashiki clan?" Uyashiki Yōya was surprised and happy. No matter how mature and sophisticated he is, he is still only a young man of about twenty years old. If Who would want to die so early if he could live?

Therefore, when I first heard the news, I couldn't help but feel shocked. With this excitement, I couldn't help but start coughing and my body was shaking.

"What should we do?" On the side, Mrs. Tianyin stepped forward to gently support him and asked, "Do we need to prepare anything?"

"There is no need to deliberately prepare anything." Gojo Satoru said, "If you want to It's actually very simple to lift the curse."

"Simple?" Everyone was a little unbelievable.

"Just kill that Curly Hair." Gojo Satoru said in a brisk tone.

"Curly...?" Butterfly Ninja and others were confused again.

However, Murata, who had seen Muzan, reacted quickly: "Are you talking about Muzan, Kibutsuji?"

"Whoosh, it's him." Gojo realized, "Kill him and the curse will be lifted."

Everyone:...

Kill Damn ghost Maitsuji Muzan and so on... How can this be so simple?

The Demon Slayer Squad and Onimushuji Muzan have been fighting against him for thousands of years, but they still haven't killed him!

But everyone thought about Gojo Satoru's strength, and thought about Wuhan who was beaten into a dog, and suddenly fell into silence...

Maybe for him, it was really a very simple thing.

But...

"So my lord was cursed by Onimbutsuji Mukai?!" Immortal Kawaminami gritted his teeth, "Damn it! Such things as ghosts shouldn't exist in this world!"

At this time, Yanxi and Gojo Satoru He has followed the Demon Slayer Squad to their base camp, which is also where the Uyashiki clan is.

This is a place surrounded by countless wisteria flowers. I don’t know what method they used. Even in winter, the wisteria flowers here are still blooming very vigorously.

Gojo Satoru is not a person who follows the rules, so after introducing himself, he skipped the pleasantries that meant nothing to him and went straight to the topic-that is, to remove the curse of Utsuyashiki Yoshiya, the protagonist of the Demon Slayer Corps. .

However, Ubuyashiki Yōya's curse seemed a little different from what he expected.

"To be precise, it has something to do with him rather than being cursed by him." Gojo Satoru corrected him by raising his index finger.

Everyone was a little confused, but Ubuyashiki Yoshiya came to his senses. He sighed softly and said, "Actually, Kibutsuji Muzan is a blood relative

of the Ubuyashiki clan." "He is a stain and shame on our clan."

"Maybe it's because of that . He committed too many sins, so the Ubuyashiki clan who gave birth to such a monster was cursed. "

"Since then, every young son born in the clan, especially the males, has been weak and sick and will not survive long. " Died in infancy."

"In order to prevent the bloodline from being cut off, we married girls from the priest clan, but despite this, none of us can live to be 30 years old."

Yan Xi, who was quietly doing background work, said: "The curse should not be targeted. Onibutsuji? Why are they cursed?"

She looked like Gojo Satoru in confusion.

Not only him, but the others were also confused.

"Yanxi-chan, you can tell from the first glance that you haven't taken the magic theory class properly."

"To be precise, I haven't taken any of these classes at all." Yanxi corrected him and said, "After all, it can be solved with one slap. What’s there to study?”

Gojo Satoru: ...

I have to say that Gojo Satoru was convinced by these words.

"So... why exactly?" Yanxi-chan brought the topic back. She did not understand. If it was a curse from the gods, then it would be a bit too much... It was Kibutsuji Mu who made the mistake. Damn it, what did the Uyashiki clan do wrong?

Just because there is a bad person in the clan, do we have to bear the consequences for generations to come?

Yan Xi couldn't help but frown.

Perhaps knowing what she was thinking, Gojo Satoru clapped his hands and said, "Hey, Gojo's small class has started."

"Yanxi-chan, please listen carefully." He said, his thumb pinching his flexed index finger, pretending The operator held a pointer in his hand and knocked on the non-existent blackboard.

"The curse comes from human negative emotions." Gojo Satoru said, "So, when are human negative emotions the strongest?"

"Hi, Yanxi-chan, please answer."

Yanxi thought for a while and replied: "Hate When?"

"(o゜▽゜)o☆[BINGO!]" Gojo Satoru praised her, "It's the time for hatred."

"Then the question comes again, when do people develop hatred. ?"

Yan Xi quickly responded: "You mean, they developed hatred when Guiwu Tsuji took away their lives and loved ones, and these hatreds came together to create a curse?

" Everyone was suddenly enlightened.

"Absolutely." Gojo Satoru said, "Probably because of the resentment: where on earth would such a monster be born, or where did such a monster come from, similar to this kind of resentment." "But

. What does this have to do with the lord?" After listening to this for a while, Fusukawa Saneya still didn't understand, "It should be Kibutsuji who bears these curses."

"He is the curse himself," Gojo Satoru said. According to that guy's resilience, the curse won't have much effect on him."

Everyone suddenly realized that it was a curse itself, so how could he be cursed.

"So the Uyashiki family suffered from anger?" Yan Xi frowned, it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes.

"You can't say that." Gojo Satoru touched his chin, "There are also some laws of cause and effect."

"The clan that gave birth to the Ghost King was indeed punished, but the curse that continues to this day is from humans. "The human will is indeed very powerful. "

Ubuyashiki Yaoya sighed, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, it was the Ubuyashiki clan that gave birth to such a monster."

"Please don't say that." Butterfly Ninja and others shook their heads, "You should not be responsible for the crimes committed by Onimushuji. Besides, if it weren't for you, the Demon Slayer Squad would not persist now."

"In my heart , The Uyashiki clan who has always been fighting against Onimushuji is an existence worthy of our respect." Uyashiki Yaoya's

expression softened, and he said with a sincere expression: "Don't say that, I am just sitting in the rear, my existence can be used by anyone. People are the worst, but you, my swordsmen, who are actually fighting ghosts face to face, are the most important."

"No, even if it is-" Immortal Kawakawa Saneya just wanted to say something, Gojo Satoru was very embarrassed. interrupted.

"Hey, let's put aside the emotional exchanges for a while." He clapped his hands, "Let's talk about the rewards."

Ubuyashiki Yōya heard the words and said with a smile: "I heard that you are an extremely powerful magician. Mr. Magician, even Wu Kai is afraid of you."

"As long as you can kill him, I am willing to hand over all my wealth."

Gojo Satoru was stunned, and then said happily: "Xixi, then. Just give them all to me."

"Including this place where you live now~"

Everyone: ...

You really dare to ask for it!

However, Uyashiki Yōya's expression didn't change much. He smiled and nodded. Just as he was about to say yes, the white-haired young man's mouth was blocked by a piece of rice ball.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, he is joking with you."

Yan Xi stuffed the rice balls he made while passing time on the road into Gojo Satoru's mouth, and said, "You only need to be responsible for our food, clothing, housing and transportation for a period of time." This was what he and Gojo Satoru had agreed on long ago on the road. After all, they were not from this world in the first place, so asking for so much money was of no use.

Yan Xi should not know too much about Gojo Satoru's bad taste in certain aspects. If he is not stopped, he might increase his chips because he is curious about what the other party can do.

Gojo Satoru bit off the rice ball in his mouth, chewed it, and said in disgust: "It doesn't taste very good."

"It's dry. Where did you buy it from?"

Yan Xi: ...

Yan Xi glanced at him faintly: "I pinched it myself."

Gojo Satoru:...

"Oh... taste it carefully..." Gojo Satoru paused, then smiled: "It's really not good, it's not delicious at all."

Yan Xi:... ...

"You should just be a beautiful young man quietly."

"I am a super handsome guy, An Jie~" Gojo Satoru said, stretched out his long arm and hooked her shoulders, "And he is super handsome." He's such a perfect handsome guy."

"Oh..." He tightened his arms and walked out, "Let's let the handsome guy Gojo show you his hand."

"Wait, wait." Nozomi raised her hand and grabbed his wrist, "Don't leave suddenly, aren't we still discussing things?"

"There is nothing to discuss at all." Gojo Satoru said, curling his lips, "Let's talk about Yan Xi "You want to stay there and continue chatting with them?"

"Oh, when it comes to this, the tone of these guys is as rigid as those rotten oranges."

"Listening to them always reminds me of the old people from the Yusan family . Oranges, just thinking about them makes you feel very unhappy."

"Don't get angry easily." Yan Xi's lips twitched.

"Hey, hey," Gojo Satoru nodded indifferently. Go eat, after all, eating delicious food cooked by your handsome boyfriend is the most important thing."

He waved to everyone in the room and said, "Let's go."

Everyone:...

Uyashiki Yoshiya:...

A group of old antiques who lived in the Taisho era looked at each other, a little confused for a moment.

So...

what's wrong with what they said?

However, Uyashiki Yōya still said politely: "Please walk slowly. If you need anything, just say it."

"Ah..." Gojo Satoru waved his hand again.

After the two of them left, Ubuya Shiki Yōya asked with some confusion: "Saniya, Shinobu..."

"Is there something wrong with the way I spoke?"

"My lord." Immortal Kawa Saneya said respectfully immediately, "There is nothing wrong with the way you speak."

"Please don't think too much about it." Butterfly Ninja also smiled, "Mr. Gojo is a person who likes freedom. I can feel that he has no ill intentions." As he said that, his smile deepened, "Although his personality is indeed a bit different."

Ubuyashiki Yaoya is not a person who likes to pursue too much. He smiled and said: "I have already understood the general situation through the information sent by the bird."

" I think Mr. Gojo is the white-haired young man Kibutsuji is looking for.

"Although we don't know what happened between them, the current situation is the best time for us." Ubuyashiki Yoshiya. After a pause, he continued, "I have written a letter asking everyone to come back."

"I have a hunch that the thousand-year battle between us and Kibutsuji Muzan is about to end."

"Perhaps our strength is compared to Gojo Mr. and Ms. Tsukishima are not powerful, but we cannot leave everything to them for granted."

"My swordsmen, I hope you can join me and do what we can when they need it . Provide help to them."

"Yes." Butterfly Shinobi, Immortal Sakawa Shiya and others nodded respectfully.

Ubuyashiki Yōya paused and continued: "I think Kibutsuji was seriously injured. In the next period of time, in order to recover from his injuries as soon as possible, he may attack humans more frequently than usual, so please be sure to be more careful than usual." Patrol more carefully as usual."

"Yes," everyone responded again.

Ubuyashiki Yoshiya wanted to say something else, but the words he spoke turned into a series of coughs.

"My lord," Mrs. Amane said softly to the side, "You have exhausted too much energy today, so you should rest first."

"I understand." Ubuyashiki Yōya smiled softly, "Thank you for your kindness. I'm here now."

After giving some more instructions, he went to rest as required.

I don't know when the white snow started to fall outside the house. Inside the house, the wild boar boy stretched out his paws and was about to grab the dessert on the table, when he was quickly taken away by a pair of hands and eyes.

"Hey!" The boy jumped up immediately, "That's the food the boss gave me."

"I prepared this for Yanxi-chan." Gojo Satoru said with a smile, "You can make it yourself if you want." "

That's mine. ! "Mine!" Inosuke said, raising his fist, "Come and fight, you dare to compete with me for the boss!"

"I want you to know who is the most powerful brother next to the boss!" "

Watch the move! Pig suddenly advances!"

A second later...

the boy Inosuke flew out of the kitchen.

"Damn it!" Inosuke grunted angrily and dug his feet on the ground. He raised his fist and wanted to charge again. Unexpectedly, the boy with the younger sister hugged his leg beside him.

"Ya Zhudie!" the young man shouted, "Don't go there, you will die, you will die, the big devil is super scary!"

"Damn it, let me go!" Inosuke raised his foot and kicked him without any love from his companions.

"Don't fight." This was the boy Tanjiro who came over to start a fight after seeing this.

Yan Xi, who saw this scene not far away:...

"So, why did you bring these oil bottles?" Gojo Satoru said with disgust, "Especially that pig."

"Inosuke and Inosuke My wife Shanyi is both an orphan," Yan Xi said, "You can't just throw away the eleven or twelve-year-old children and let them fend for themselves. The people here seem to be pretty good at the moment, and leave them to the ghosts. Team may be a good choice."

"What about that boy?" Gojo Satoru pointed at Kamado Tanjiro.

"Tanjiro is trying to repay the favor."

"But it's completely unnecessary." Gojo realized.

"If you don't agree, according to this child's character, he will miss you forever."

"You are really kind."

"Yeah..." Yan Xi imitated his tone and said with a smile, "After all, I can't do it. It's like bullying an eleven or twelve-year-old kid at the age of 27.

"It's just for a piece of dessert."

Gojo Satoru:...

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