GTA: 5 HelluvaHazbin Edition(...

By Swimmuffin

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A GTA story, But a different one. It begins with 3 characters who each have different personalities and dese... More

Oc's Bio's and Male Reader Bio
Y/n's Harem Pt1
Pilot
Ch1: Old Pointers and Velvette
Ch2: Murder Family/Lane
Ch3: The Debt/Lenny
Ch4:Daddy's other girl/(Set up)Robbery
Ch5: Robbery(Heist)
Ch7: Kaden Barnett Industries/Nervous Don
Ch8: Shark Attacked!!!
Ch9: Friends Reunited
Ch10: Loo loo land
Ch11: Dead Man walking
Ch12: Family Fallout
Ch13: Spring Broken
Short clip: Logan's Funk
Ch14: Three's Company
Ch:15 By the book

Ch6: Mr Barnett

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By Swimmuffin

Theme: Deepest Bluest by LL COOL J

Y/n and IMP then stop and meet over at Logan's place They all reach the top floor and walk in on him pouring whiskey for everyone

Logan: Ho hey! there you guys are.

Y/n: What's crackin'?

It comes around with a tray and offers everyone whiskey.

Logan: We all good?

Y/n: Fuck yeah we're good, We did it.

Logan: Hell fucking right, we did. So here's the shot. Lenny's offloading the gems. He knows a guy who can give us fifty cents on a dollar.

Everyone then sits on the couch.

Logan: Hell we all might have some Spending money left after we pay off Valentino. Cheers.

Y/n: I hope so.

Chaz: Either way, it's crazy.

Loona: How did it come to this must be crazy bank robbers and assassins?

Millie: Luck Loona, it has to be luck.

???: The whole job, Everything about it, anyone who knows your file... What is wrong with you?

A ram sinner came around

Blitz: The fuck is this guy?

Logan: Richie, long time no see.

Ritchie: And what about Kaden? Hmm? If that maniac realizes no, no find out you're alive You are D-O-N-E fucked!

Logan: Hey don't worry about Kaden, Kaden's dead. He's gotta be. Besides, I had nothing to do with it (turns to team) Whatever in hell it is you're talking about.

Ritchie: Really?

He picks up the remote and changes It to the news.

Reporter:(On News) The criminals are believed to have escaped with millions of dollars worth of jewels And precious engagement rings. Robert Stanley had a lucky escape when these thieves ran straight into him.

Robert:(On News) Yeah. I was just doing my job and I said to this lady. Hey, you gotta move these bikes.-

Logan Then turns it off

Logan: I don't know anything about that.

Meanwhile in the Wrath ring in a trailer

It shows a tall white haired, pale sinner With shark like teeth and black and yellow eyes, shirtless and fucking The hell Out of a short thicc blond ponytail like haired succubus over the table, it then showed a short thicc darkish red succubus with fluffy brown hair the couch Her holes were fucked and pleasured so many times She was moaning at the sight of her girlfriend getting her holes fucked by The pale shark like Sinner. As the news was on.

Robert:(On News)Then This Sinner runs out of the shop and pushes me over and says something like." You forget a thousands of things every day make sure this is one of them."

The Sinner stops fucking for a minute and Quickly looks at the TV

Robert:(On News) That was pretty scary.

Reporter:(On News) Back to you at the studio Katie.

The Sinner that was watching was Kaden Barnett, The Great White shark, The beast of cannibal town, terror of waters

and his girlfriend's Coco and Apple

Apple was the one getting fucked by him, he then finishes fucking apple's ass making her moan with pleasure, he then quickly gets dressed putting his shirt pants and boots on and Coco notices and asks

Coco: Wanna go another round, Suga?

He says nothing as he goes to the door

Apple: Ka... Kaden Baby, You wanna go another round?

He remains silent as voices were heard outside of his trailer it switches outside one a yellow shark named Taz, and a limping Imp named Don, tried to stop a imp biker named Eric,

Don: Don't do it, Eric. Don't do it.

Eric: Kaden! You sleeping with my bitches again?

Kaden comes out and walks ignoring Eric

Eric:(To Kaden)I'm speaking you retard!

Don: Don't do Eric! I told him Kaden, I told him.

Eric: We all get high, we all get high! But that don't make it right?

Apple: Eric just leave!

Coco: Yeah, you're really killing the vibe.

Eric: You, I'll deal with you two later, but the retard first.

He Tries to go after him but Don holds him back.

Don: I'm telling you, Eric, leave it!

Eric: I aint leaving nothing!

Kaden then walks to a sign as Eric catches up to him

Eric: Kaden! i'm talking to you motherfucker!

Kaden hears this and responds

Kaden: Are you?(Turns to face Eric)What are you sayin'?

Eric: Fucking my bitches! Those bitches belong to me, not you!

Kaden: Well I gotta fuck someone or two to be happy and they do taste delicious. You want me to fuck you instead Eric? is that the problem here?

He gets close to him and Whispers

Kaden: Take off your pant, cowboy, alright lets,(Humps air)let's fuck.

Eric: You think this is funny?

Kaden: Get them off!(Growls)

Don and Taz approach with the girls

Don: I told him to leave it Kaden, I told him. Leave it, leave it.

Kaden: Shut up, Don.

He turns to Eric and circles him

Kaden: I'm about to fuck me a meth head ain't I cowboy? Get my boy sucked from his toothless gums.

Eric: Fuck you Kaden.

Kaden: Ohh.

Eric: They're my property.

Kaden then comforts Eric

Kaden: Hey its okay Shh I know.

Eric: I didn't mean nothing by it man. I messed up.

Kaden: I know I know Cowboy, It's okay. C'mon, give us a hug.

They share a hug until Kaden then grabs him by the neck and then bites his nose and rips so hard Eric's whole face came off and was in his teeth he takes it and puts it in his pocket, he then threw Eric to the ground and then Repeatedly stomps his face in leaving nothing but his brains on his boots everyone looks in horror and amazement

Kaden: Who the fuck are you speaking too?! I am the Great White Shark! The Beast of cannibal town. You are nothing to me! You worthless Imp biker shit! Next time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I have to hear your crap! Get up! Get up!(Takes his keys, turns and walks away) Fuck you then!

He walks to Apple and Coco and hands them Eric's bike keys

Kaden: You too are free to do whatever you want You're welcome.

Apple: Thank you.

Coco: You know we were heading To imp city, if you wanted to join us?

Kaden: Maybe I will, but I got some business in wrath first, I'll see you again my tasty Chocolate (kisses her on the nose) and my scrumptious Apple (kisses apple on the head).

They get on Eric's bike and get out of the wrath ring, now with Kaden, Taz and Don walk to Kaden's Truck

Kaden: That dopey cowboy's forced our hand, we gotta find the rest of the Sons.

They walked to his truck

Kaden's Truck


Kaden drives, Don gets in the passenger seat. While Taz sat in the flatbed. Kaden drives the truck towards through the deserts of the wrath and on the road

Kaden: Taz. This ghost I saw, His name is Logan Maverick. Sounds like he's living in pentagram city Find him.

Taz: Really well. My Cousin's there, but I don't-

Kaden: Find him! Taz.

Taz: Does this mean I don't have to come see the bikers?

Kaden: We're in a hurry, But not that much of a hurry.

Taz: But if we Bury Eric in the desert And quiet down those bitches Apple and Coco you were in. Then they don't need to find out about it.

Kaden: You think it's clever to disrespect women?

Taz: Disrespect? I wasn't disrespecting. I was just saying you should kill them.

Kaden: Those Two are the only thing keeping me going and you called them bitches Don't you have a mother?

Taz: Everyone's got a mother at least one, Then you find a new one.

Kaden: You're a fucking idiot.

Don: The bikers should be at the farmhouse to the right.

Kaden turns right towards the farm and stops the truck and sees bikers

Tray: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Moses: Hey, you seen Apple and Coco? Eric's looking for them.

Kaden and the boys then get out

Kaden: You know, as a matter of fact, I just did just ten minutes ago, I saw both of their booties sandwiching this penis here.(Gestures his dick, and he Chuckles)

The bikers get serious

Tray: Hey Eric ain't going to be cool if you're fucking them again.

Kaden:(Sounds shocked) Really? You don't say, well why don't we just ask him then?(to his boot) Hey, Hey, cowboy. You mind that I fucked your lady's?

The bikers get confused why he's doing that

Kaden:(to his boot) I'm sorry, what? What? No, you don't mind. Oh, because you're a dead man.(reaches in his pocket and pulls out his face) Because I just ripped your fucking face off And the only sentient part of you left is this little bit of brain(wipes piece of brain off his boot) At the grissle on the end of my boot! Well thank you very much cowboy!

Moses: Bullshit!!

Taz and Don aim there guns as Kaden angers them more

Kaden: Oh I like it denial. That is the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands, huh?(to Tray) Well, it looks like you got something you wanna say, huh? You got something you wanna say?!

Tray:(hops on his bike and starts it up) This better be bullshit!

The bikers then ride away

Kaden: Hey where are you Going? We were having a good conversation.

They all get back in the truck and follow the van Kaden grabs a chain And whips the bikes tires making two of the bikes spin out of control and crash.

Kaden: The dipshits on bikes can go. But the van needs to stay in one piece, So we can follow them, then. The Sons of Satan are out of this region for good.

Don: Did you see the look on their faces?

Taz: We scared them, didn't we?

Kaden: Yes, thank fuck they didn't make you for the harmless idiots that you are.

Kaden drives erratically following the Van.

Taz: You need some seat belts back here or straps or something.

Kaden: I only keep things in the back that I don't mind losing.

Taz: Ohh...

They come on a sharp, left Kaden slows down the truck and keep following the Van

Don: I can't see us taking out all of the bikers this way, boss. I mean, they're only sung by the airstrip and some over you know, by that....

Kaden: If not today, their time will soon be upon them.

The truck speeds up as the vans sped up. Kaden then drives over to the ramp And makes a spectacular stunt with his truck. He then keeps following the truck near a construction site. Then they make it to a bridge.

Taz: Do we know where they're going yet?

Kaden: I got a sharp feeling. Yeah, but we gotta make sure.

Don: Once you know You can drop me and Taz off at the trailer, Maybe bring Chef to finish them.

Kaden: We do this now, Don! all of us

He keeps following the Van.

Kaden: I got a taste for biker blood.

He follows the Van over the bridge.

Kaden: I'll make my own Sons of Satan colors out of this prick's Leather.

The Van then drives to a trailer. Park must be their base of operation.

Ron: They're pulling up, You did it, Kaden, they're stopping.

The Van drives into the trailer park as Kaden Stop the truck outside.

Kaden: Hold the perimeter fuckwits daddy's going to work.

Kaden grabs his shotgun It starts with blasting holes into some bikers. He then cuts his cheeks and reveals a large mouth with rows of shark teeth He then bites down on one of the biker's heads and rips it off his cheeks healed and He then saw a biker coming towards him on a bike. He then runs towards the biker and then flying kicks him off it.

Kaden: Forget how to use your horn? Have some respect for pedestrians!

He then gives the biker the Omni-man style beatings, He then activated his Psycho Shark Blood Rage.

Kaden: I FUCKING HATE CLUBS!!!(ROARS)!

He grabs one of the bikers. Machine guns and starts blast in the holes on their trailers. He snaps out of it and He then looks at the most obvious looking meth lab trailer

Kaden: Hmm, There wouldn't be something flammable in there like a meth lab, would there?

He shoots it and the whole thing Bursts up and explodes.

Kaden: Oooooops.

He didn't see the small biker He grabbed him by the waist And uses his claws to pull his whole body in two and licks the black blood of the imp biker.

Kaden: I forget how tasty imp blood is.

He then tries to finish the rest of the bikers off.

Kaden: Look at me, I'm in a motorcycle club!!! Blaaaaaaaa!!!

There were 4 bikers left and they turned tail and start running for there lives.

Kaden: Come on where you goin' Avenge your fallen comrades.

It then gets done and gets back to the truck.

Kaden: Enjoy That fuckers? now get back in the truck,(Looks at Taz) Grrrr, Taz! What are you still doing here?

Taz: But you said...

Kaden: I said go find a fucking ghost. Do you need a clarification?(he gets in as Taz gets out) Oh yeah, and pick me up some sticky bombs.

Kaden then drives somewhere else to Lavaside trailer

Kaden: We're dropping in on Daygon.

Don: The Dragons that makes me nervous.

Kaden: Ahh! Don't be nervous, nervous, Don. He'll be fine with the takeover.

Don: Takeover? Kaden! we don't need to, now the bikers are gone. It's just us, the Dragons, and the O'learys The market's big enough. This Yakuza sinner contact is gonna buy crystal fast as we can cook it.

They then pull up in front of the trailer as Kaden backs it up and revs his truck.

Kaden: Here he is, let's wake him up.

Don: What? with the truck? No, come on, Daygon runs the whole county.

Kaden: He don't No more.

Kaden Then drives this truck straight in the Daygon's trailer as He pushes it as it gets down to the falls He jumped out as fast as he could as the trailer plummets to the Lavaly grave he gets up as Kaden holding a sawed-off and Don get out Daygon noticed them

Daygon: What the fuck, Kaden?

Kaden:(aims his gun)This is the fuck my scaly, friend. You are out of business. The Sons of Satan are out of business. The guns and the drugs in this area go through Kaden Barnett enterprise, or they aint going.

Daygon: Saying something, don't make it true. They're gonna Green light you after th-

*Shotgun blast*

Kaden Shoots Daygon in the face as His body plummets down into the lava.

Kaden: Oh, that felt better.

Don:(Laughs) Guess he, don't run nothing, no more.

They then get back in the truck and drive back to Kaden's trailer

Kaden: I don't know what these naysayers Are talking about these days?Look at me i'm cranked on speed Most of the time and I'm productivity Personified.

Don: You sure achieved a lot today.

Kaden: It was time. I put my affairs in order.

Don: You going somewhere?

Kaden: As soon as I find that specter on the TV Logan Maverick.

Don: It was your buddy. You said that got shot in the heart when you were alive, right?

Kaden: Yup, that's him, My best pal.

Don: I thought he was dead.

Kaden: You're catching on fast. Yeah, the fuckin' ghost I've been talking about.

Don: He's alive?

Kaden: He's walking And he's talking and I guess he's sticking up joints in hell. So that technically makes him alive.

Don: And how do you know it's him?

Kaden: It's his fucking movie quota And it's the same corny shit He was spewing when he was alive.

Don: This could be a trap, Kaden. What if somebody wants you to think he's alive?

Kaden: I was fooled when I thought he was dead for a long time. I aint fooled now. Logan Maverick lives and breeze. He's in Pentagram City and he's got a lot of explaining to do.

Don: It could be Crimson. He could be trying to draw you out into the open.

Kaden: I can handle that slimy little mafia imp. And that's a conspiracy so far even for you, Donald.

Don: Really well anyway-

Kaden Drives to his trailer And Don's was right next to him.

Kaden: Get out of the truck Don, I need time to think.

Don gets out as Kaden gets irritated.

Kaden: Grr, Run!

Don then Immediately runs, As Kaden drives to his garage of his trailer He then goes in To take a piss he then quickly checks in with Taz

Taz:(Over Phone) Hey, Kaden.

Kaden: Did you find Logan Maverick?

Taz:(Over Phone) I was- I'm looking!

Kaden: Look faster!

He Was done talking to him So he now talks to Don who called

Don:(Over Phone) Boss

Kaden: I really feel we're close to a breakthrough Don.

Don:(Over phone) I hope so Kaden. I really do, but I'm a little worried.

Kaden: Of course you are.

Don:(Over phone) I mean, we've been here before on the cusp of a big deal then well...

Kaden: Well, what Don?

Don:(Over phone) Nothing.

Kaden: No not nothing. What? What? Don't make me say it a third time...

Don:(Over phone) Well, someone always upsets you...

Kaden: So you're saying I'm too sensitive for this career path?

Don:(Over Phone) Exactly. You're a tortured soul, Kaden, that's just what I meant.

Kaden: You know, I think you may be right there.

He calls him back

Kaden: Speak.

Don:(Over Phone) You know I don't like using these things, They're listening.

Kaden: Then make it quick.

Don:(Over phone) That business thing's been set up the Yakuza guy. Mr. Yamazaki. is at Tilly's bar.

Kaden: You said that on the phone? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Damnit, Don!!! Now I'm gonna have to discipline you and you know how I feel about that.

He hangs up.

End for now

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