(May 22)
Mushy: *Celebrating her birthday by herself* Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, I hate this day like the time I almost got missing.
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(This happened to me rn)
Mushy: *Chilling in the faculty until sees my math teacher* MAM ######?!
Angelina's mom/My math teacher: MUSHY?!
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"Would you stab ur online sibling for 1 million dollars?"
Cookie: You can stab be in the hand and we can get the dollars.
Banana: And you can stab me so we can get 2 million US dollars.
Mushy: Damn... Thats a lot of money if it was converted into their currency-
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My parents: Who are you talking to, sweetie?
Mushy: Rainbow!
My parents: Aw- AH- WHO ARE U??
Rainbow: I'm Rainbow and I'm 6 (They older than me)
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Mushy: *Innocently changes my name to 'The bastard who memorizes smut chapters'*
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