☬Number two - Slithery snape:
Right you all need to think about your brains. Why, just why do guys seem to like writting snapexstident or snapexOC.
Cuz let's face it, nearly 99.9999999999999999% of the time your oc is a student in their 5th year or smth making them around 15-16.
And snape has gotta be late 30's early 40's.
Think about it.
Does it seem a lil' bit wierd to you.
But nope, according to the writers (Please Don't take offence) slithery snape slithers his way into gorly pops undies.
Example:
Profasor snape walked up to me and was staring at me and i was like "Nuh-uhh boii, you so old. Uuuggghh i hate you" but then Severous kisseed me and i was liek "Ifjdifhrjdhdjskpqk"
😭😭😭😭
Ma gawd i just died, my gravestone reads out "DIED WHILST PHONE WAS ON WATTPAD" now passer-byers are concerned.
But that ain't the point, like seriosly. Minor + teacher. Not okay, please kid, no teacher wants to touch your crust ass krookshanks 😡😡😡😡💀💀💀💀
Published Sunday 21st April 2024.