[Inside of a plane heading to Madagascar.]
Skipper: Ugh, where the heck are we?
Kowalski: Oxygen content is low. I suggest we limit our breathing.
[Then the sound of a fart broke the silence.]
Skipper: Aw, Private!
[The four Penguins rip holes on the box to breathe for air.]
Private: Sorry. I get gassy when I fly.
Skipper: Toot sweet! He does!
Kowalski: We must be on a plane!
[The Penguins move the box to be free. Skipper, Kowalski, Roberto and Rico have darts on their necks and Private has a dart on his butt.]
Kowalski: What did North Wind do to us?
Private: Oh! They gave us badges!
[All but Private take off the darts.]
Skipper: Not badges, tranquilizer darts! Classified! That low-down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!
Roberto: They want us go not go on the mission. We are all targets now.
Kowalski: Classified thinks we can't save the penguins because we're just “penguins”.
Skipper: Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us! And if anyone's gonna save us, it's us.
Kowalski: But, Skipper, we've gotta be five miles up. That pretty much limits our options.
Skipper: I make my own options.
Roberto: Brilliant move, Skipper, but now we seem to be outside the plane.
Skipper: Well, kind of got caught up in the moment. Well, hindsight's 20/20. Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.
Kowalski: Uh…
Private: Oh, why don't we catch that plane?
Skipper, Kowalski, Roberto and Rico: (Screaming)
Pilot: Bird strike, log it.
Skipper, Kowalski, Roberto, Rico and Private: (Screaming)
Kowalski: We've got another target at 12 o'clock.
Skipper: Good, it's only 11:30. Follow me, boys! We're going in hot.
[Private starts burning like a meteor.]
Skipper: No one likes a show-off, Private.
Roberto: Aim for first class!
Private: I'm okay!
Skipper: Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?
Kowalski: From the odd shape of this bagel, I'd say we're headed for Paris.
Skipper: France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!
Kowalski: Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer.
Skipper: Affirmative.
Private: Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut, peanut! We're out of peanuts, Skipper!
Skipper: Try pretzels, Private. Bingo. There's our ride, boys. Can't stay, doll. Danger is my mistress. Ah! Rico, more height.
Private: Pretzels! Pretzels! Pretzel, pretzel, pretzels! We're out of pretzels!
Skipper: Yeah? Then we're leaving just time, 'cause these folks are gonna freak!
Kowalski: Deploy flaps.
Skipper: Stay on target!
Private: We're gonna catch it, we're gonna catch it! Crikey! We're not gonna catch it!
Kowalski: Wait a minute, where's Skipper?
Skipper: Time to get creative. Start grabbing boxes, boys.
Private: Going long!
Skipper: Oh, Private, stop playing with those backpacks. Find something useful. Now we're talking. Let's get to work.
Kowalski: 400 meters. 300 meters.
Skipper: Speak American, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Sorry, sir. 218 yards. 109 yards.
[They Landed safely in the bouncing castle]
Skipper: Okay, then. It's clear what we need to do next.
[Moments Later]
Kowalski: That feels right.
Skipper: Impressive bouncing, boys. Now, then, back to civilization. If we're gonna take Dexter down, we need to know where he's gonna strike next.
...
[Meanwhile]
Brazilian Penguin: Yeah!
Brazilian Penguins: Goal!
Dr. Octavius Brine: Elijah, would you please take them away.
Eva: Penguin footprints, still warm. We just missed Dave.
Classified: Blast it, he's gone.
Corporal: So many penguins! Aah!
Short Fuse: Boss! He's stress-eating again!
Classified: Corporal?
Eva: There, there.
Short Fuse: Rub the angry out of the tummy.
Classified: Corporal? Fo... focus. We are going to save those helpless penguins, because... we are the North Wind, and no one... no one breaks the Wind.
Corporal: No one breaks the Wind.
Classified: There's a good Corporal. Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we? Shipped them off all cozy and snug to a Madagascar safe... How come there's beeping?
Eva: Sir, those penguins... They never made it to Madagascar.
Classified: What? Well, where the dickens are they?
...
[Back with Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Roberto and Private as they pop out of the sewers then Rico vomits.]
Skipper: Kowalski, what are our coordinates?
Kowalski: From my calculations after we escaped from Lockdown's ship, we've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
[Dublin, Ireland]
Skipper: All right, soldiers, we got to blend in. Riverdance. No time to kiss the Blarney stone, boys. We need to find intel on Dave's location, pronto. [sees a looking octopus] Aha! [grabs the octopus and slaps it] All right, you, where's Dave! Give us the goods. Spit it out! Don't make me use shillelagh!
Kowalski: Sir, that's... That's a baby squid.
Skipper: [Stops and looks at it crying] Sorry, laddie. [Takes the baby squid away while it chuckles] Ugh. Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue. Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.
Kowalski: Skipper, look!
Skipper: [Looks at the monitor] Huh? Begorrah! Does anyone speak Gaelic?
Kowalski: No. But it looks like Dave's been busy. He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!
Private: Madrid!
Skipper: Paris!
Kowalski: Athens!
Skipper: Bangalore!
Roberto: Dusseldorf!
Private: Osaka!
Kowalski: Rio de Janeiro!
Private: Nairobi!
Skipper: Amsterdam!
Private: Baton Rouge!
[Just then Rico spits Dave's snow globes]
Skipper: [Looks at them] Dave's snow globe collection.
Kowalski: It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!
Skipper: Don't tell me where he has been, tell me where he will have has been next.
[Rico starts gagging.]
Skipper: Wait, what is it, Rico? It's a book! It's a film! It's a play! First word. Two syllables. Sounds like “huyh”... Sounds like "huuh"? Sounds like "hyech!" What starts with "hyech"?
[Rico spits out the Shanghai snow globe.]
Skipper: Shanghai.
Kowalski: Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper. If we hurry, we can still stop him.
Roberto: And stop to all of these.
Skipper: Nice work, Rico. Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand.
[The penguins get inside an empty box as they use the tape to seal shut the box and puts a stamp as they got inside a delivery truck to Shanghai].