total drama fuckers
gwen: guess what my favorite number is
duncan: 420?
gwen: no thats fucking stupid why would you say that
geoff: 69 😏😏
courtney: yess we finally made it to chapter 69
cody: such a funny number :3
cody: yall im sad
duncan: dude why? pathetic as hell
bridgette: kinda surprised noah's not bashing you rn
cody: thats why im sad, cos noahs at workkkkkkkkk
cody: i mean he finishes in like 10 minutes and will come to my place but stilllllllll
courtney: good on him tbh! i mean i have an internship at my mom's friend's law firm and it pays well considering my age, i'm very happy for noah because he's being productive and doing a task unlike some people in this group chat. did you know that i get paid 40 an hour? yeah! it's pretty good considering the economic state of the world right now. cost of living is a big problem and the world's politicians aren't doing enough to help it. paired with global warming and wars outbreaking and covid completely destroying us, yeah, you could say it hasn't been too good recently! 2024 has been a horrible year so far, so i'm studying to be a lawyer to change it. when i become a barister maybe i'll move myself to a higher level. and that is how i'm going to become president of the world.
heather: courtney shut up
cody: i 👅miss 💦noah 😆 so 🥰 fucking 🍆 much 😩
alejandro: i bet you do
duncan: stop those emojis
cody: ok but all jokes aside have you seen the way he puts his hands in his pockets he just looks so fucking sexy im hard
harold: Okay Cody what the flip
justin: horny
trent: guys i cant stop spraying my sol de janeiro it smells so good
gwen: which one?
trent: 68
gwen: radical thats so close to the chapter number
cody: and his posture too 😍 yall hes so 😥😥😥
heather: took 69 a bit too far
cody: its bc you havent kissed him before his lips are so soft
alejandro: we dont need to know that
harold: What the flip
leshawna: harold you have to stop saying what the flip
duncan: lil goofy ass
cody: noahs so hot 😩😩😩😩
gwen: yeah guys noah is really hot 😋
cody: wjat
trent: the way he runs his fingers through his hair
justin: the way his fingers are so elongated like an artists
gwen: i'm hard (i'm a woman)
justin: im ovulating (i'm a man)
cody: GYUS TJATS MY FBOFRIDNS
gwen: we're conspiring against you in the gays only group chat
cody: there's a gays only group chat?
justin: right we should add them in these horny bitches
cody: LEVEVE ME ASLONEEONEEEE
*justin sent an image*
cody: YOU SGUYS ARE SO DMNEEAAN TO MEEEEE
trent: or maybe you're just horny
noah: just finished work
noah: okay guys what the frickity frack happened here
leshawna: its chapter 69 codys embracing his inner horniness
cody: NO????
justin: scroll up
noah: ok
noah: i see
noah: yeah i am kinda hot
courtney: glad you think so, self love is the best
gwen: no...
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noah 💕
*cody sent an image*
noah
omw to snap your leg in two
cody
no
*cody sent an image*
noah
cody we talked about this
cody
:3
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total drama gays
*gwen added noah and cody to total drama gays*
gwen: hey guys
cody: :3
noah: stop doing that
noah: another group chat? seriously? who's in this?
trent: me you cody gwen justin tyler alejandro eva izzy owen
tyler: wait what? i thought this was the main group chat, i'm not gay!
alejandro: Hello best friends
tyler: i like girls
noah: why's owen in this? i thought he was straight
justin: did you catch him stuttering at me in season one? no honey i don't think he's straight
trent: u-u-uwu
justin: fuck you
trent: gladly
cody: WOAH OKAY HORNY ALERT??? GUYS WDYM I WAS HORNY
gwen: hang on
gwen: "ok but all jokes aside have you seen the way he puts his hands in his pockets he just looks so fucking sexy im hard" - cody
noah: i didnt know i turned you on
cody: NO I NEVER SAID THAT WDYM
justin: you aint slick
justin: anyway happy chapter 69 day
a/n
thanks to StanTeam_Escope for this wonderful only gays gc idea
WE MADE IT TO CHAPTER 69 YAYYYYYY
THANKS FOR 15K BTW YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE