My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh" I said, "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright."
"No I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and a co-worker."
"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... now close your eyes."