VOTE THE BEST :
Boy : I heard you like bad boys
Girl : Yeah!
Boy : Not to brag but when Dora asked me a question , I didn't answer her
Girl : *looks at him*
Boy : (*❛‿❛)
(Or)
Boy : Not to brag but when my mom asked me to help an elderly couples to cross road , I helped that woman and left the man alone behind
Girl : ....?
Boy : turns out the old man wasn't old after all
Girl : 👾