Boy : *calls 911* Hello I need your help?
911 : Alright what is it?
Boy : Two girls are fighting over me
911 : So what's the emergency?
Boy : The ugly one is winning......
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Boy : *calls 911* Hello I need your help?
911 : Alright what is it?
Boy : Two girls are fighting over me
911 : So what's the emergency?
Boy : The ugly one is winning......