We need therapy
(Unknown)
Hi
Azalea
Oh thank God! You replied!
(Unknown)
I'll take responsibility for whatever happened, I apologise for the trouble caused to you children
May I ask, how old are you?
Mioko
We're turning 23
(Unknown)
I-
Pardon?
Eliana
Hi I'm Eliana and I don't even live with my parents lmao
Azalea
I live with my parents but just because my mom's food is too good
And she loves me too much
Mioko
I live with my older brother
Basically, we're all adults, and we're finishing up university this year
(Unknown)
Then what was all that about?
Azalea
Oh we just wanted to convince you to stop avoiding us ajhuma
-_-_-_-_-
"Pfft-" All the members bursted out laughing, as Chan and Lee know stared at the screen wondering which one of them should feel offended.
-_-_-_-_-
(Unknown)
I'm a man
Mioko
Ajhusshi*
(Unknown)
A 27 YEAR OLD man!!!
Only 4 years older than u guys!
Actually, I'm not even the guy who sent you the money, I'm his friend.
He is only 26!
Eliana
Then why did he buy them 78 dollar hair clips?
Like?
Make it make sense?
(Unknown)
Cuz he can?
Azalea
He can?
That's impressive.
So rich at the age of 26, or is that daddy's money?
(Unknown)
Nope, all his hardwork
Azalea
Damnnnnn
I am honoured to have accidentally added him in our group chat
Mioko
Anyway since you're talking to us
What's ya'll's names?
(Unknown)
Wait
-_-_-_-_-
"What should we do?" Chan asked the rest of them.
"Say some made up name," suggested seungmin.
"Nah, join all of us in the gc," Felix suggested.
Everyone seemed to like Felix's idea more, turns out seungmin was the only responsible one. Chan was also hesitant to do that, because as kpop idols, it doesn't make sense to just be friends with some random people online.
The others really stuck with Felix's idea though, and begged Chan to add all of them in. After a lot of begging, Chan sighed and agreed.
-_-_-_-_-
Eliana
Hello?
Mr Mystery?
Where are youuu?
(Unknown)
I'm back
Unknown added unknown...+6
Azalea
Woah
That's a lot of people
IS THIS A CULT?!
Mioko
Shit!
(-switching the format to girls: right, boys: left so that it's easier to read, thank you)
Eliana
AHHHHH
WE'RE GETTING TAKEN OVER BY A CULT
(Unknown)
Hello I'm the guy who bought you hair clips
And was a part of your, ahem
Colourful conversation
Mioko
Ummm
Haha we're not always that weird
(Unknown)
I'm Lee Minho
(Unknown)
Lee Felix! <3
(Unknown)
Hyunjin!
(Unknown)
Han jisung~ the coolest
(Unknown)
CHANGBIN
(Unknown)
Bangchan
(Unknown)
Yang Jeongin
(Unknown)
... seungmin
Mioko
It's a cult.
Hi!
I'm Mioko!
Eliana
Eliana! As you may already know
Azalea
I'm Azalea!
Jisung
Alrighttt
Introduction completed smoothly
Jeongin
Ya'll said you were turning 23?
Same!
Felix
He's the baby of the group though
Me, hyunjin, seungmin and Han are turning 24
Changbin 25, Minho 26
And Chan, our ol' man
Seungmin
He's turning 58
Mioko
Wut
HUHH?
Chan
27! Dude!
Azalea
Still the oldest here
Changbin
Ikr
He's the father of the group
Eliana
And Minho's the mom? But since he's younger than Chan, he treats him like his kid?
Hyunjin
How did you-
Mioko
We showed her yesterday's conversation and she has good-ish memory
Felix
Good-ish?! Dude that's amazing!
I can't even remember what I ate for lunch
Chan
That's not a flex sweetie
Azalea
Okay so
Ya'll are all adults right?
So what do you do for a living?
Hyunjin
Um... Art?
Chan
We're unemployed
Jisung
We do drugs
Jeongin
They're strippers
Mioko
I'm sorry
What.
Eliana
'they're'
Lmao
Hyunjin
Let's just stick with art
We all make art
Eliana
Okay.. I guess-
Mioko
Alright!
Let's do ice breakers!
Chan
Sure! That's a sweet idea!
Eliana
Okay lemme Google some good questions
Changbin
Not the Google
Eliana
Okay! So
"Describe yourself in three words"
Hyunjin
Uh ladies first!
Mioko
Bruh just answer the damn question
Seungmin
The only sane
Azalea
You just KNOW he's the most not sane from the way he describes himself
Minho
Cute, Cat, Cat
Eliana
Guys, I think he likes cats..
Not sure though
Chan
Um, Quiet? And I don't really know
Felix
I'll describe him!
Dependable, fun, love
Azalea
AWWWWWW
YOUR KIDS REALLY LOVE YOU CHAN!!
THIS IS SO CUTE
Mioko
So wholesome
Felix
Should I just describe everyone?
Hyunjin: Bestie, artistic, kind
Changbin: Jutdae(man of principles), Buff, loud
Han: Quokka, Comedian, Talent
Seungmin: Shy, funny, smart
Changbin
Calm down!
You're making all of us blush!
Felix
My pleasure
Minho: Scary, Sweet, Catdad
Jeongin: baby, funny, chill
Hyunjin
And Felix is Sunshine, Happiness, Cute!
Mioko
I think I just shed a tear
Azalea
I didn't know guys could be so cute and close and wholesome
Eliana
My mind is already chanting 'protect felix at all costs'
Chan
Ikr!
He's literally everyone's happy pills! No one can be sad around him!
Azalea
Y'know what my brain is imagining Felix to look like?
Felix
..?
Azalea
Is this accurate ya'll?
Jeongin
Wait what the hell!
Why do you have a pic of felix jumping on your phone!
Jisung
Have you been stalking our baby?!
Felix
Atleast I look cute in the pic
Eliana
Okay
That is felix nice
When are the rest of ya'll doing a face reveal?
Minho
Never
Seungmin
We can't
Chan
Yeah we're not as cute as Felix you see
Mioko
I'm betting 500 dollars that you are
Chan
You wanna loose 500 dollars?!
Mioko
Tsk
Enough!
Stop being modest Mister!
Jisung
Yes girl!
Preach!
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