𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: fem!reader insert
[no real pairing; platonic]
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1217
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: in which we catch a glimpse of the contents of a group chat between chaotic teenagers
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: strong language, my air sign energy strikes again, crack fic, lowercase intended, very hastily written
𝐕. 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 — i have a lot of incomplete drafts and they've been stressing me out so i figured i'd make a fun chapter. ALSO; this is kind of a continuation of "sick kill" since it's mildly implied that the reader plays volleyball
｡･:*:･ﾟ★
✨𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞✨
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐 is online...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐
okay...so who was the genius
that changed my user ??
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
take a guess
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐
itadori. you're my guy but
i can't support this behavior.
as far as creativity goes,,
you get a 2 out of 10.
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
WHATTT!!?!
i'm not even an admin!!
i mean i wish...but i'm not
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐 has changed their username to 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
as if that username is better...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
nah but fr,, who's an admin?
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
pretty sure it's only gojo.
hold on. brb.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
okkkkkkkk!!!
i miss u already nobara-chan
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
can someone slide the
homework answers??
i forgot to do it yesterday.
👉👈
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
don't '👉👈' us!
we all saw your IG stories.
you didn't forget. you were
too fucking busy partying!
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
HUhh???
wtf are you talking about?
i was at a damn funeral
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
...really?
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
yeah, really!!
my friend's hamster died.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
then why did i see you in a
room filled with neon lights
and loud music on IG!?!
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
'cause...well...we kinda,
sorta went to play laser tag
afterward ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
💀💀💀
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
so is the hamster.
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
THAT WAS SO MEAN😭
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
i'm back and i texted gojo
and asked if there's other admins.
he said no but also that he doesn't
really know how technology works.
also what's this i hear about a dead hamster? what did i miss?
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
all of you stfuuu
it's 3 AM!!!
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
poor gumi-chan...
he doesn't know what
do not disturb mode is.
i'll send a YT tutorial link
[link inserted]
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
fucking go die in a ditch.
no one likes you,, [y/n]
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
bro how tf did you get rickrolled?
it's the most obvious url ...
L in chat for our fallen soldier
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
L
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
L...do better megumi
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
do all of us a favor and choke
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
L
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
oi,, inumaki?? have you been
online this whole time? wth
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
basically. i've been watching
the mayhem from the sidelines.
oh,, also,, [y/n] i was the one
who changed your user 😙
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
!!!!!!!!
since when do u have
admin powers?!?!
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
umm since i started this gc
during my first year...i just
choose to not abuse my
power like a normal person.
it's not hard lol.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
wow...in other news,,
i have the undying urge
to shake some ass.
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
you fucking what?
why do you people have
to make everything weird?
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
✨it's only weird if
you make it weird✨
you're so silly,, maki
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
plsss!!!
how do i delete an
image from my brain?
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
seriously,, itadori.
don't be spreading
nightmare fuel
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
i got other memes
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
keep it to yourself 😒
it's all brain rot i'm sure.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
need i remind you guys
that we just skipped past
the part where i said i wanted
to shake some assss
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
can...can i join???😩🫣💕
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
i'd be mad if you didn't 💓😮💨
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
baby boy is jealous.
CUUUUUTE 🤭
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
yeah right. you wish.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
we all know i get more
bitches than you.
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
well then...
i'm gonna grab a snack.
this is getting good.
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
honestly dude,, you can't
recover from that one.
the comment wasn't even
directed at me and it broke
MY heart.
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼 is typing...
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
oh damn. bro gave up.
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
also...the fact that he
didn't deny it 💀
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
you first years freaking kill me.
i love our little chats <3
the anarchic undertones are
way more violent this time.
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
we luv you too !!!
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
👩❤️💋👩 ← this could be us, senpai
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
NOOOO!! stop it!
the title of [y/n]-senpai's #1 simp
belongs to me and me only.
back the hell off!!
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
um...wrong.
it actually belongs to
my precious toge-kun.
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
...true 🫣
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
ehhHhhh!?!
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
srsly!!?
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
i- wtf is happening?
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
i think inumaki just confessed
his love for [y/n]... idkkk
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
ewwww!!
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
ew.
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
um...why did you say 'ew'?
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
why did you?
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
just making it clear that
i don't pop my pussy for
any man :-)
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
excUse me???
i literally spat out my drink
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
yay!! i have a chance!!!
she singled out men🤪
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
i'm ded
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼
i've seen enough.
i'm fucking done here.
also,, i'm ashamed to
know all of you🖕
𝗙𝗨-𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼 is offline...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
bye bye !
*whispers seductively* ily
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
he's gonna see that
when he wakes up and
have an actual stroke...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
hush now,, child.
megumi and i are working
on our enemies to lovers arc
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
😔
should've been me man...
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
he's actually hitting the wall
in his room rn...i can hear
it coming through mine.
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
stop lmao!!
that made me snort.
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
1. that's pathetic. (i can't
wait to ruin your life tomorrow
during our training,, itadori).
2. i'm going to sleep now.
pls don't say any incriminating
and/or weird shit...
nighty night losers!!!🌙
‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶 is offline...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
*takes a breath and
cracks knuckles*
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢
personally,, i wouldn't ...
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
scenario time!!!:
the world is ending.
everything is dying...
tits or ass?
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
why is this happening?
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
[y/l/n]-san wtf??
🚨𝗴𝗼𝗷𝗼-𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗶🚨
ASS!!!
shouldn't you all be sleeping?
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟis offline...
𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀 🍙📢 is offline...
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
ain't no way he answered
the goddamn question 😵💫
𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈 is offline...
🚨𝗴𝗼𝗷𝗼-𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗶🚨
[y/n]-chaaaan!!!!
you disappoint me!!
you're a bad influence
for the first years 😭😭
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
...i learned too much about
your preferences today.
WAHHHHHH😩😩😩😩😩
you make me wanna submit
to alcoholism with every
single interaction!!!!!
i should blocked you fr !!
𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹 is offline...
🚨𝗴𝗼𝗷𝗼-𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗶🚨
no!! [y/n]-chan!!! wait!!
i'm sorryyyyy!!!!!!
what does fr mean?!??