total drama fuckers
duncan: AWOOOOOOOO
courtney: please do this somewhere else
geoff: THE PACK MUST STICK TOGETHER
trent: 'the pack' is really just those two
heather: shut the FUCK UP.
duncan: no
heather: dumbcan
duncan: oh where have your good insults gone heather
heather: they never left, im not gonna waste them on you though
duncan: trash talk is the only thing that comes out of your mouth
heather: piercings like you're desperate for a hole to crawl into
duncan: regina george wannabe
heather: 'where my hug at' ahh posture
duncan: smells like 20 different victoria secret body mists at once
heather: smells like 20 different dumpsters in toronto at once
duncan: that scent made noah's little cousins cry
heather: and yours didn't? please.
gwen: guys.
dj: guys thats not nice :(
trent: dj you're so pure
dj: thanks trent!
izzy: HWERE HAVE MY FAVRRRTE COUPLE GONE
noah: the dentist.
gwen: HI NOAH
izzy: HI NOCO
izzy: I MEAN NOAH
noah: wait i gtg be back in a bit
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total drama fuckers
cody: put ze lime ni ze coconuts ad drink em all up
cody: lime
cody: 🍋
trent: that's a lemon
cody: no
gwen: cody are you on something
noah: he just got his wisdom teeth removed
izzy: LAUGHING GAS????
izzy: i love laughing gas 😍
cody: ME TOO
izzy: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
cody: HAHHSJAHJAHJHAAJHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHJAHJHJSHAJSHJASHAJ
courtney: only time anyone matches izzy's energy
noah: should i try and trick him into thinking he's a tribute in the hunger games
gwen: STOP LIKE ALANA DID
noah: cody, sit tight, we're going to the capitol
cody: gthe capitol?????????
noah: it's okay, just survive the hunger games and you can come back to district 12
cody: noooooooooooooooooooooo i wanan go back to distacri 12 !!! :(
noah: its okay just stay calm
trent: we'll meet you at the capitol
justin: hello im president snow welcome to the capitol
cody: NOO I WASNNAN GO HOME NOW
cody: NOAH DONT ELAVE EMEE ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠
justin: im afraid its too late for that little one
noah: AAAAGAHHAHAHHHHHH IM DYING
izzy: *GUNSHOT BOOM BOOM BOOM*
noah: IM DYINGGG
cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOAHAHAHHHHHHHH
gwen: help are we roleplaying?
duncan: yes
courtney: hello im president snows secretary i will be taking you to your room
cody: NOAH IS DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
izzy: WOOF WOOF
cody: WHY IS DAERE A ANIAML IN MY ROM
cody: DID YOU KAELL MY BOYFRAND
gwen: NOCO IS OFFICIAL
cody: NO ISNT NOT MY BOYFRAN IS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚱⚱
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total drama fuckers
*cody sent an image*
cody: WHO
noah: me.
cody: NOAHAHAH AWWHWWHWWH I OLOEVE YOU SO CMUFH
cody: NOAHWH YOURE AKUVE
justin: noah i want one
izzy: ME TOOO
trent: how did i get a mosquito bite on my ankle 😭
heather: justin.
justin: NO??
gwen: nah like they be pulling down your socks nowadays and biting
alejandro: i wish they would just pull down my pants and
noah: cody you cant eat any of it yet though
cody: HWY NOTKLDJL
noah: dentist said so
cody: :(((((((
cody: oki dokie :(
a/n
not my best work but giving you a normal chapter
i published chap 1 of falling! pleas read :)