UA Staff chat vs tired colleg...

By DemonOrAngel1441

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In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same... More

Let Chaos Reign
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Q&A (15)
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Discord & A/N
Untitled Part 25
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Memes
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Special one-shot
Another special because I'm feeling spicy
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face reveal
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First concept of Aizu cosplay
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Plagiarism
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U.A Staff & Others

Aizu: So-
Aizu: How come no one can
Aizu: smell their nose breath?

SharpShooter: Sobbing

BobTheBuilder: Heaving

Vlampire: Lighting candles

Aizu: What?
Aizu: Get tissues, a trash bag, and
Aizu: someone take the lighter away from Vlad 

Dadzawa: I tried, they're everywhere

SharpShooter: No hi or anything, 
SharpShooter: Just, nose breath

BIRBY: Again with this shit?

Aizu: IT'S A VALID QUESTION

BIRBY: VALID MY ASS

Aizu: You are very valid, 
Aizu: even your ass

BIRBY: Why are you this way

Aizu: I have a glitter covered
Aizu: list if you want it?

BIRBY: Yes. I'll frame it.

Aizu: I-

BobTheBuilder: Are we gonna skip
BobTheBuilder: the part where they said
BobTheBuilder: NOSE BREATH??????

Vlampire: I try to pray loud enough I can't
Vlampire: hear the bullshit

BroccoliBrother: The only burn I'm seeing is
BroccoliBrother: your burnt thumb

Vlampire: Shut

Aizu: No one has answered my question either

UAQueen: Because the olfactory senses don't
UAQueen: see it as a threat and therefore don't
UAQueen: register it

SharpShooter: There's your answer

BobTheBuilder: now for the love of god

SharpShooter: Can you not?

Aizu: If I knew how to turn this shit off
Aizu: don't you think I would have by now?

Therapist: You do in therapy

Aizu: We don't talk about that

Therapist: I-

Aizu: Aht
Aizu: Anywhore

SharpShooter: Did they really?-

BobTheBuilder: And live?-

Therapist: I don't have enough alcohol

Dadzawa: Neither do I

DadMic: Sho-

Aizu: How come we can't smell other
Aizu: people's nose breath

BIRBY: AGAIN WITH THE NOSE BREATH- I CAN'T-

Aizu: Skissue skittles broskeroni

BIRBY: I hate you

Aizu: I hate me too <3

BIRBY: I-

Aizu: But still- Why can't we smell other peoples
Aizu: nose breath????

UAQueen: ...I don't have an answer for that

Aizu: SEE, IT'S A VALID QUESTION



A/N: 
This is an actual mental conversation I had and I still don't know the answer so I thought I'd share-

Enjoy!

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