Heya new chap. Procrastination is getting the better of me as always. Tbh i keep getting distracted whenever I actually decide to do this chapter.
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The test for the provisional license is finally upon the horizon. A lot of students are training for this, meanwhile the three we're enjoying their time playing games especially Shift; they got addicted to games. I don't think that's good at all.
Aizawa didn't really like how lax they were about the test, knowing that a lot would kill just to be in their shoes. It ended with Aizawa just forcing them to train for once and handing them a ball for no real reason besides the fact that Shift and Stretch are bickering yet again.
"Hey, you ate my chocolate!" Shift says pointing at Stretch who somehow clearly did eat their chocolate
"No, I did not." Stretch says while having chocolate in the edge of his mouth. Not really up for what's quite literally the most obvious are we?
"Yes, you did." Shift says being quite infuriated with their eyes dangerously glowing red aware of the terribly constructed lie that can't patch up the undeniable truth
"Well did I know it was yours? There isn't a label y'know." Stretch reasons knowing full well he just ate it for fun. What's life without amusement, anyways. Albeit isn't Shift always the ones doing these kinds of stuff? Or was this a payback to the time Shift emptied out his honey.
"Hah, you just admitted that you ate it" Shift says materializing a knife as Stretch's eyes glows orange bracing himself for an attack. Honestly these two could be better off doing some prank wars, although Stretch will probably end up winning that as he is a so-called prankmaster in this household.
"Well then how how'd you know it was yours?" Stretch says really only doing this to piss of Shift, then he got an fun idea; maybe he can use chocolate on his next prank on Shift.
"Cause I bought it" Shift says as they took a fighting stance, their not really someone to give up that easily knowing how determined they can be
The two continues bickering with each other, they really did got quite close haven't they. They now somewhat act like some siblings just arguing because of idiocy. A real contrast to the first time they met, it was a a kill or be killed situation. Especially for Sans, who genuinely thought that Shift was there to kill him. Stretch was just cautious and observed them, checking for any signs of bloodlust. Meanwhile, Shift was just confused as hell. Nowadays they really do act like siblings huh..
Just about when the fight is about to unfold, possibly ending up messy. Aizawa wrapped the both of them in his scarf genuinely pissed off and wanting nothing to do with this bullshit unfolding in his very eyes. He grunts and says "Do the two of you really must fight, this fucking early. I still haven't had my coffee for my ass to deal with you two's bullshit"
Sans was just laying in the couch the entire time, watching the two with amusement. He definitely did want some food going while watching the two bicker
Aizawa was not in the mood to scold these two's asses off, so when he saw a ball on the ground, he picked it up
"Here, a ball. Go fucking train." Aizawa says being pissed off. After he handed the ball to Shift he let go of the both of them and just simply left
This confusing action may be just because of the spur of the moment or how Aizawa is without coffee yet and his coffee is still at the table which Stretch has prepared. Although it seems that Shift definitely got an idea with the ball Aizawa had handed .
"Heya, for our 'training' I suggest that we play dogeball." Shift says mischievously while doing quotation marks with their fingers as they picked up the ball that fell and looked at where Aizawa exited
"Pft, do you really think that that's gonna be fun?" Stretch says while rolling his eyes
"C'mon don't be a bone!" Shift responds teasingly and adds "Sans! You'd like to play as well, right?"
"Who said I would?" Sans answers sheepishly as he opened one of his eye
"Hey, don't be a drag. Aizawa wants us to train, why not have fun as well?" Shift says as they throw the ball to Stretch
"Well that's fair. But why dogeball. Do you really think we can out dodge Sans? I mean you could try cuz you probably can." Stretch replies as he caught the ball Shift threw referring to Shift's determination
"Nope. We should just be the ones throwing balls at him." Shift says smugly as they eyed Sans who was ib the couch laying in a weird position
"Now, that's not fair." Sans defended not really wanting to comply
"Well it may not be fair but that can improve your stamina, no? Then we improve our accuracy" Shift reasoned although it does seem really useless knowing that will barely even improve them, they really just want to send balls hurling towards Sans.
"Welp, I am complying now." Stretch says as he spun the ball in his finger whilst looking at Sans who seems to be tangled in the blanket
"I don't have a choice do i?" Sans says knowing full well he's gonna be dragged into this bullshit
"Glad you know." Shift says mockingly knowing that's the case.
"Now get up." Stretch says while dragging Sans up
When Sans actually stood up he immediately slipped down only to realize his foot is still tangled in that darn blanket. He curses under his breath as he heard the other two laughing their ass off while he untied his foot from the blanket's grasp.
"There I'm wide awake. Was that really punny to ya'll? It was a bone to me" Sans says not wanting to get the annoying mornings get into him.
"That was a good laugh.." Stretch says as he catches his breath. He was literally out of air from all of that laughing while Shift was still on the ground laughing seemingly running on crack at this point.
"Let's just start" Sans says as his grin just widened
They walked outside only for Sans to grab a gulp of ketchup before he stepped foot outside. Stretch meanwhile took this as an initiative to light up a cigarette.
"Really? I'll throw those stuff straight to garbage y'know" Shift says as they narrowed their eyesight at the two
"Fine..." Sans says as he throws the ketchup bottle ti the open window to his room.
"Stretch... How bout' yours" Shift says as they lunged to grab it consequently succeeding.
After that catch was made Shift throws it at the ground and stomps on it.
"I just lit that one up as well.." Stretch says sadly as he stared at the wrecked cigarette on the floor.
"Well, boohoo. Ya ain't havin' it" Shift says as they pulled their eyelid down and stuck their tongue out to bring spite.
"Welp let's just start" Stretch says as they quickly moved on not really affected by Shift's mocking.
They played and played some dodgeball Shift was clearly the one having the most fun and Stretch was quite amused, and Sans was well.. Sans. He'd still obviously make himself get hit so that he can laze off more but Shift would quickly scold him with doing so. Welp this ended up amusing Aizawa as they finally did something that's quite productive instead of the ol' lazing around and playing whatever games they had on mind. Aizawa's mind immediately got a quick throwback to when they were playing monopoly and Sans ended up loosing all his fortune making the others laugh their ass off on how unlucky Sans is.
Either way it was a quite a productive day for them and them only, considering how lazy they obviously are.
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Time Skip
(Next Day)
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The next day it was already their exam. They were readying themselves and fixing their stuff although they really haven't eaten lunch, that's often skipped in their household since everyone usually don't really want to volunteer to cook. Sometimes Shift does tho. The other two may be readying themselves half-heartedly for this test, the other one-Sans was sleeping in the couch.
"Sans! Wake up" Shift says as they knocked on Sans's head.
"I'm up, I'm up..." Sans replies groggily as he placed a hand over his head and eyed his bag which eas surprisingly already packed and ready to go
"We're about to leave no time for sleeping" Stretch says in a scolding manner.
"Yea, yeah. I know..." Sans says lazily as he just picked his bag up as he looked ahead of him not really wanting to take a step
Shift just drags him into a shortcut triggered by no other than Stretch. Orange light engulfs them as they ended up in the part of U.A where there's really no people around nor are there cameras. U.A is ginormous so it's only natural that there are certain spots people just don't go, seeing how it's much more convenient to take another route. As this blinding light dissipates, they just wound up there and hurried to the ground floor where the busses were, they're almost late afterall.
Upon arrival the students were just boarding the bus, seems like they just arrived in time. Aizawa sighed seeing their shenanigans. It ended up them sitting at the very back of the bus with Sans resuming his slumber.
The bus ride took a total of two hours in total to arrive at their destination. Enough time for an ample nap. That's when Stretch woke Sans up with a whoopie cushion. Sans just woke up groggily with a bit of a chuckle.
When they stepped out of the bus, an seemingly energetic boy came to greet the class.
He greeted himself as Inashi Yoarashi he and it really did portray just how much he adores the U,A students, saying stuff like how hot-blooded they were. He and Todoroki shared an eye contact lasting a second. The look on the guy's face told the three that they most likely have bad-blood, Yoarashi seems to dislike Todoroki and as for Todoroki it doesn't seem like he knows him at all. Once his friends showed up he was dragged away.
Once he left Aizawa informed us of the guy's background and how overfull that guy really is. If Aizawa was commending this guy, that only means one thing, he's strong. Aizawa's own reference even proved it further
Just about when the class we're to advance to get it over with and go to the site, all of the sudden a person approached Aizawa
"Eraser. Eraser is that you? I only saw you on TV during the Sports festival. It's been a long time!" the woman who approached Aizawa exclaims with excitement present. Aizawa stiffened from the tone of the person's voice and looked at it's direction, he seems to know the person in question
Out of the blue, without any precaution or warning the person in question immediately blurts out "Marry me"
"No" Aizawa immediately retorts, somehow already expecting that kind of words escaping the other's mouth
The class started murmuring which revealed that this person is named 'Joke' a hero who has a reputation of catching criminals in a bizarre manner. That manner seems quite obvious if you consider their hero name.
Joke then started laughing at Aizawa's downright rejection and says "If you marry me we can make a happy family full of laughter."
"No need I already have comedians with me. I don't need another one. They're already a handful." Aizawa replies, staring at Joke deadpan in the eye
Upon hearing that Shift just snickered.
"Oh? someone is living with Eraser. That's interesting. " Joke says as they moved about chuckling to themselves
"Well since your here, Joke. That means... " Aizawa says in acknowledgement somewhat already knowing what's to come
"Yes. come here everyone. U.A students is here" Joke says shifting her tone to a more serious one.
This course of action immediately indicated the three that this test may be just hell itself. If, they weren't just already suffering through another hell called school.. Knowing they had to experience that one almost everyday makes this kind of hell quite cute. Albeit it may still be hell.
The other class which Joke teaches on immediately went to them with curiosity and admiration. It was obvious that tehy look up to their class...
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(Upon entering the designated area)
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People were standing as they awaited for the speaker. Finally a tired looking person took the speech and says "The first phase is all about speed. Only the top 100 candidates who fulfill the objective can move on."
The crowned bursted in murmurs as Shift says in a tone where Sans and Stretch are teh ones able to hear "That's a ton lesser than what we started..."
"No shot. But it's already expected. They'd wanna limit the ones that officially becomes titled as heroes" Stretch says immediately pointing out logic
"Society has all sorts of problems. Consider yourselves lucky. Just do your best. Also, this is the passing condition." A projection then revealed to us. "You see these three targets? You can place them anywhere in your body as you like, but they need to be exposed. So no hiding them in your shoes and armpit. Everyone also have six balls, if one ball hits the target on your body the target will light up. If all three targets light up your disqualified. If you hit the 3rd target on someone else, that means he'll be disqualified. You just have to eliminate two other persons to win. That's all for the rules" the speaker says as he complains of his lack of sleep.
Then after that speech the room opens up to a huge open area. Looks like they're right into action already. Most were shocked at this room opening up, well if it's a hero test then it is always extravagant, no surprises there. What ludicrous amount of money did they even use just for a opening as extravagant as this. Looks like their source of money knows no end.
The class moved out seemingly in one whole group. Midoriya says "I think it's best if we all go together."
Despite what Midoriya said two of them already left.
"Still. I don't think splitting up is a good idea. They have information about us because of the Sports Festival." Midoriya says convincing the others to stay
"You're right.ribbit." Asui says as she ran alongside the others
"Is everyone here except for the two that left?!" Ida says ensuring everyone is currently present
"I think so." Kaminari answers based from what he already know
"Nope, we're not. I counted 18 being only here there's 18 heartbeats" Jiro answers sternly combating Kaminari's speculation
"Who's not here?" Ida questions confusedly
"The Dreemurrs, they left earlier than Todoroki and Bakugo." Kirishima answers remembering Shift just running off to the distance as well as the others
"Darn it!" Ida says..
With Stretch...Stretch split ways from the group and hid to spy. But it seems that he really haven't factored in his height into this, huh?
"It's one of the U.A. students!" A person whos quirk specializes in observation says out loud alerting everyone
Stretch immediately spurred into action unbeknownst to him that the tip of his head was showing when he hid behind those crates. To be honest, he should've hid behind the building instead. Well no point of regretting that now.
Stretch just used the balls to aim at the opponents. His attacks may not be as accurate as Shift's considering the fact that, that person throws knives a lot. But he certainly does the job done.
For those that he missed he compensated by taking the ones from his opponents. Considering that the ones sent hurling towards him were either blocked by his bones or just blocked by his fists which just simply punched it or catches it.
This ended up shocking the opposing enemies because despite his brute strength he actually os quite lanky so obviously they didn't expect this from him.
As he continues this onslaught before he knew it he actually ended up passing already as the first second place just a minute away from being the first. Since the speakers went one and said the first place who took out an absurdly huge number. Talk about unnecessary.
"We have our second place! Stretch Dreemurr easily finished the requirements how speedy!" Mic blared on the speakers. Additionally he was also informed where Stretch is supposed to go. With that he simply just climbed the building with his blasters and saw the area thus using a shortcut there.
A bit earlier than Stretch's accomplishment Shift was walking around seemingly all alone. There were actually people hiding around Shift using the infrastructures to hide themselves. They we're in a suspiciously pentagonal formation. Unbeknownst to them Shift already knew of their presence from the very beginning.
"Hey, would ya'll quit hidin' around? It's annoying. Ya'll are so terrible at stalkin' people y'know?" Shift says mockingly as they inserted a yawn at the end
"You found us out." One of the five people show up then this person instructs all others to show up as well deducting that Shift already know of all their locations considering Shift eyed each one.
One by one the people who attempted to stalk Shift emerges from their own respective hiding spots except for the one in front of Shift.
"Y'know i can tell yer right in front of me?" Shift says as they stared deadpan in the bush in front of them
"Looks like you've found us out. Do you even know, how lucky are we to have run in to you." The person in front just walked up to Shift yet still cautious but boastful
"We actually studied you the most. You're the one who got first in the Sports Festival." One of the five people says in a more polite manner than the one earlier
"We're taking the spotlight now!" Another says enthusiastically seemingly waiting for this moment
"You are at a loosing side you're already surrounded. Take a l-" The boastful guy said as Shift cut them off by throwing the ball that curved around their sheild ending up hitting their side which is where one of their targets are located.
"Really?" Shift says mocking as they hurled put more balls towards the shielded enemies any if their balls that ended trying to hit Shift was easily knocked back to their respective owners via using the blunt side of Shift's knife.
As the fight progresses it seems that the table has already been flipped, underestimating has its consequences. They may have prepared against Shift's quirk and we're using their sheild based quirks, but it seems that they still haven't quite grasped how fast Shift really is. I mean they did hide their actual speed in a ton of smoke screens during the Sports Festival. Also Shift's adaptability is crazy, their mind can easily think of ways to counter back, their the more adaptable than the other two. They may studied Shift to win but it seems that it's also out of respect for the people who were included in the Sports Festival. It seems like the spotlight is aimed at the U.A. students again, blame the hell rat for this. He planned this to place tremendous pressure on the students.
Shift heard Stretch's name on the speaker learning that he's second, with this knowledge Shift muttered to themself "That asshole is at it again. He bested me."
With that Shift immediately wrapped up the fight eliminating all of their attackers
Well there goes Shift being the third place. That's fine anyways. But as for Sans's place.. Hmm. guessing how Sans is he probably won't try to get in the top 10 anyways.
"We have another one! Quick! The targets are quickly dispersing." Mic says as Shift got informed by a certain type of gadget to go to a location. Luckily Shift is quite close, so they ran.
Upon arrival Stretch can be easily seen in the corner to which Shift just casually walked to.
"You really beat me to it huh.. "Shift says while pouting, irritated by that fact. They are quite competitive anyways
"What can i say? I got lucky." Stretch mocks, it seems like it's their turn to annoy
The two ended up exchanging insults to one another in this stalement, someone ended up entering the room.
It was the guy from earlier who introduced himself as Inasa Yoarashi. From Aizawa's Intel, he's strong, shockingly strong.
"Wait! You're the Second and Third place! You two got here earlier than me" Yoarashi exclaims waving hi
Shift simply waved back as the guy walked up to them.
"Hello there! I'm Inasa Yoarashi, nice to meet you" Yoarashi says, happily introducing himself
"Knife to meet'cha. You really didn't need to introduce yourself you already did earlier." Shift says as they snuck in a little pun making Stretch just groan in disappointment
"I'm Stretch Dreemurr and that's Shift Dreemurr." Stretch says, introducing themselves, to Shift it's obvious that he's avoiding the puns
"You two are twins?" Yoarashi asked curiously not really seeing an exact resemblance
"We're triplets actually. The other one, probably napping around. That guy will intentionally make himself late" Shift says imagining Sans to be asleep somewhere up in a tree branch or something
"You two are U.A students, right?" Yoarashi asked even though they already knew the answer to that question
"Yep." Shift says, giving a thumbs up
Before Yoarashi was about to ask the two yet another question, all of the sudden another person entered the place. This immediately hooks the guy's attention away as he went to the newcomer and happily greeted him and then they chatted away. So much for having a short attention span, I mean you can't blame the guy, he probably finds it interesting. Plus, it's an easy way to gather information quickly and easily, you might need it anyways.
The anteroom slowly filled up around the 40's Sans was spotted sleeping in the corner, away from everyone. Shift and Stretch took notice of this and just decided to go to Sans and basically do the same. It was boring to wait anyways. What do you even do besides standing n' shuffling around. It was probably way more amusing seeing others fight. Alas it's not like they have another choice than to watch the ginormous TV which displayed the others fighting one another.
Soon after a hefty while everyone managed to arrive to the Anteroom, surprisingly the whole class managed to make it with some cutting it extremely close.
"Everyone managed to make it, right?" Momo asks as she faces towards Ida
"Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone is here." Ida replies looking around for confirmation
"I can see Todoroki and Bakugo. So it's a check" Hagakure says to the others with enthusiasm on their voice
"how bout the triplets? They're here?" Kaminari asks aa he remembers what events unfolded earlier
"Yes, they are. They're over there in the corner sleeping peacefully." Jiro says whilst pointing to the direction where the three are sleeping.
"How in the world are they able to sleep here? I can't even sleep in school desks" Mina asks while pouting
"Well they're them. It's no surprise especially for Sans" Ojiro says reminding them that Sans is literally able to fall asleep in such uncomfortable seats.
"Yeah." Sato says in agreement
"I envy how they're able to sleep in this nauseating environment" Sero says getting quite the discomfort with the amount of eyes layed upon their class.
"I do have a question in mind, what gender even is Shift? It was never specified whatsoever." Mineta asks curiously obviously having terrible perv thoughts
The girls of the class looked at him with a mean look or with disgust. Everyone ended up ignoring him as they're not one to entertain such perverted thoughts. Although it was in fact confusing which gender is Shift.
"Anyways, the second phase is starting!" Ida says
Then everyone was instructed to look at the monitor this was quite literally loud enough to immediately shake the three awake it doesn't help at all that the speakers are so close by. When they did look towards the monitor it showed the area being blown up.
"What a waste of perfectly good money" Sans says although it was already as expected things like these are showy
"Agreed" Stretch says in agreement
The second phase was to rescue people the so-called people they're rescuing are actually specialists who's apparently well versed in these kind of things. But seriously, who even has this as their job.
This second place would probably slow down the entire class, things like these aren't their forte. The other classes would probably do way better.
Upon starting Stretch immediately cleared an area and and shouted "Bring the injured here, Shift will treat them."
When Shift heard those words thaey immediately turned around at neck-breaking speeds as their face portrayed confusion they says "Why me? Do it yourself."
"Well you are way better in this than I am" Stretch replies to Shift's confusion
"Nuh ah, I'm as clueless as you are" Shift says not really wanting to do stuff
"Just get it over with." Stretch says as he eyed a camera which Shift did follow, they're well aware if they were to quarrel it would get them a huge chunk of deduction.
"Fine" Shift says, knowing full well that they don't have a choice.
Sans kept shortcutting around the place bringing the injured back, and making puns from time to time to ease up whoever is acting since it's supposed to mimic reality. Sans was using shortcuts for an absurd reason, it wasn't that he wanted to be faster, it's because he doesn't wanna run around. How typical of him.
Shift easily took care of the entire tidying up or bandaging up ordeal. They swiftly bandaged up the 'victims' since they really did want to switch with someone else. Surprisingly even though it was swift, it wasn't sloppy at all. They definitely had bandaged up their own personal wounds a lot, to the point that Shift is this good. Well being determined definitely has its perks.
Out of the blue another explosion occurred, this time revealing 'villains' which was Gang Orca and a few others. It was kind of like a play for a terrorist attack. Stretch spurred of into action and immediately immobilized a lot of the 'villains'.
"You're reaction speed is fast" Gand Orca says complimenting Stretch
"Thanks" Stretch says not really lowering his guards as he blocked the oncoming attack. It was a obvious ploy to lover his guard anyways
"You're not easily distracted, good." Gang Orca says immediately noting his actions. Shift meanwhile was evacuating the 'victims'.
Immediately ice pop up, indicating taht Todoroki is here. A wind attack also indicating Yoarashi's arrival. Stretch threw made it rain bones towards the enemies but Gang orca managed to use his hypersonic waves to deflect it.
A cemetent gun was fired towards Stretch but he dodged and deflected some of it. He left the 'leader'; Gang Orca to the other two. And hastily dealt with the minions. He and Sans who just arrived dragged the others away.
"You're late" Stretch says lazily
"As always" Sans responds with a shrug
Then the two took on all of the cronies and binded them with a rope it took a total of 5 minutes to execute all of this. When they cam back to the other two they had already fought against one another with Yoarashi dissing Endeavor became of what endeavor said to him and he immediately judged that Todoroki is the same as his father, but in reality both of them were haters of Endeavor. How ironic isn't it?
Sans and Stretch decided that's its better for them to solve their own problems, they already threw this test away with their quarrel anyways.
Sans went to go rescue the remaining people and so did Stretch
Although Stretch was quite worried for Todoroki's sake, he was a friend of his after all. They often would talk together about some gossip and stuff nothing much honestly.
Midoriya and a guy from earlier even but in ti stop the two's quarrel but it didn't work. It was an internal affair after all.
In the end a Gang orca ended up overwhelming tehm and managed to render them unable to move. But in the twist of fate overcomed by their overwhelming desire to win the two shared a glance ang knew what to do. As they say, your enemy knows you best. That definitely applies here. Both of their quirks flared up. Fire and wind danced and turned into a fire tornado. As their issue was solved Stretch jumped the action and threw attacks on Gang Orca ultimately winning the fight.
Later on they all got their score. Shift got 94, Stretch got 95, Sans ended up getting 92.
"Lol, I'm the highest." Stretch says as he compared his to the other two
"Yeah, yeah... Congratulations to you." Shift says taking back their paper
"Heh, congrats" Sans says giving a thumbs up.
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(Later)
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Bakugo was frustrated as he did not pass he just couldn't understand why, he believes he did good already, was it not enough?
"Someone's troubled" Shift says teasingly. The sound of that voice alone made Bakugo cringe
"Get away, i don't wanna put up with your bullying!" Bakugo shouted angrily
"Bullying? Do really see it as that?" Shift says mockingly
"Yes, now get away." Bakugo replies in confirmation
"Y'know I ain't leaving right. When did I ever follow orders?" Shift says. This in turn made Bakugo realize that it'll be basically impossible to get rid of Shift so he just ignored them
Bakugo just stayed silent and entirely ignored Shift for an minute until Shift said "This is boring. Hey, let's play a game I ask you one thing and then you ask me another. I'll answer it."
"Fine.." Bakugo says being quite intrigued by the offer
"So my question is... Did you pass?" Shift questions
"You're definitely an asshole..." Bakugo says in a low tone
"That's not an answer" Shift says while moving their pointer finger side-to-side
"No! I fucking did not! It's really fucking obvious y'know." Bakugo said grumpily letting out a little huff
"Welp that's my question how bout' yours?" Shift says with a smile that annoying Bakugo
"Tell me, how did you get this strong" Bakugo questions Shift initially calming down a bit
"Me strong? Nah." Shift answers trying to dismiss the situation
"Oh, please. Stop downgrading yourself. Everyone knows you're strong." Bakugo says as he rolls his eye
"Training, I guess" Shift says
"I don't think that's the full answer." Bakugo responds sternly
"hm, what made ya say so?" Shift says playfully, still trying to annoy the hell out of Bakugo
"Your fighting style and habits during fights clearly says that you have shit ton of experience in fighting. Not to mention those scars on your arms basically confirms it although you always cover it up with your jacket, I'm guessing the same is for the other two as well." Bakugo says in a serious tone
"You're definitely way smarter than you look" Shift mockingly says
"So? Where's my answer." Bakugo asks doubtful if Shift will in fact give an answer
"I'd say that it's because of survival and revenge and probably some sort of trauma." Shift says casually
Bakugo stayed silent allowing Shift to continue onwards
"Back then there was a full on genocide, i watched as all of the people close by died including those I cared for. Everyone just died in front of my eyes. I obviously fought back, but it definitely did not succeed." Shift says truthfully not really disclosing everything just enough for Bakugo to get the idea
"Go on.." Bakugo says with a nod clearly having pity by the tone of their voice
Shift then continues with a lie. Knowing there'd be way too much trouble of rhe truth is said plus it's a hassle so they said "That just left us homeless. A shit ton of villains were a threat, to survive I obviously trained hard. With fights happenin all'round you'd be surprised on how we survived all that shit... Plus, didn't really wanna end up like the others so i fought back."
"As for the revenge part when I believed it was the right time, i waited for that genocidal freak in a corridor and fought with it. To be honest a path of revenge and fury isn't at all worth it. It leaves ya empty after you executed it. I mean what else is there to do when it's already achieved." Shift shrugs mixing in a Lil lesson since it seems that Bakugo is about to just walk in a path of fury and resentment.
Bakugo ended up acknowledging Shift's experience, he once saw Shift as someone mysterious, but now it doesn't seem like that at all. Their strength rooted from trauma and revenge, it all ended up making sense to him. Who knew that Shift can make lies believable although it wasn't fully a lie, there's a mix of truths in the concoction.
"There's your answer, happy?" Shift says while fiddling around with a knife
"yes" Bakugo says while still being in deep thought
"Now let me say this, I'm pretty sure ya didn't pass cuz of yer attitude. It needs fixing. It's shit. " Shift mockingly says while jumping down the little concete block their on
"Now, fuck you. I'm perfectly fine" Bakugo says, snapping his usual attitude back
"See?" Shift teases.
Bakugo just gives Shift a mean look after what they said
"So Stabby asshole, do you know anyway for me to improve?" Bakugo questions being genuinely curious
"Work on your attitude. It's obvious that you're tryna beat the broccoli after he proved you wrong. You'll end up in a dead end if you keep chasin like that." Shift says mockingly making Bakugo quite infuriated but in the end Shift is right.
"Broccoli?" Bakugo questions confusedly
"The green haired kid" Shift replies
"Oh...you mean Deku" Bakugo says in realization and then adds "What's with these nicknames?"
"Dunno. Anyways bye gotta go back to the dorms. Later boom-boom boy" Shift says while waving bye
"Bye, fuckin stabby asshole." Bakugo says
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(later at night)
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"Pops we did good right?" Stretch asks for confirmation
"Yes..." Aizawa says begrudgingly
"You gotta treat us out. You said that yourself. Don't be a bone!" Sans says while twirling a bone in his fingers
"Dadzawa~" Shift teases
"I will. Just let me finish my coffee in peace" Aizawa answers earning a 'yes!' from the three.
"Yahoo!" Shift says in celebration
"That's a score."Sans says happily
All of the sudden a metal glass fell from the kitchen cabinet making the water inside spill. They rushed to the area only to discover it was caused by none other than Tem
"Tem... really?" Shift says while groaning a bit
"What cat-tastrophe" Sans says easily blending it with the word, Stretch didn't even notice the pun. This only made Shift snicker while holding down the laughter
"Ugh, I didn't even know Tem can reach this upper cabinets" Stretch says while fixing the spilled water
"It is certainly paws-sible" Sans says as Shift didn't manage to hold a chuckle
"Says you, who can't even reach the said cabinet" Stretch says making Shift laugh more
"C'mon don't be a bone" Sans says while twirling the bone from earlier
"That pun is so overused. Just like your character" Stretch says in response
"Hey, is someone not really feline fine?" Sans says in response to Stretch
"My braincell are deteriorating the more i converse with you. Too much terrible puns." Stretch replies with a sigh
"Awh, is the puns the puns cat-tapulting in your brain" Shift says, joining in the chaos
"Y'know what bye. I don't wanna deal with this shit." Stretch says while shortcutting away
Shift and Sans just laughed in accomplishment. And simply went off to do their own things
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Honestly I wanna change things up a bit
To me the story got quite boorish since it's repetitive its getting too similar to my other story. Drop me ideas.
Anyways the chapter is finished I hope ya like it.
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-ImN0body