To start off, here are our characters
This is stuff about you.
Y/n= Your name
Last name: Ackerman
Year: 2
Classmates: I'm too lazy to name them so the dead members of Squad Levi
Siblings?: Yes
Who: Levi
Trivia
Y/n is the complete opposite of her brother, never caring about cleaning her personal space. But when she enters the Scout Regiment room, she gets into(ODM) gear. Often sides with Hange to piss off Levi.
(This fanfic is based off the manga, so some things may seem a bit different.)
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Attack Junior High has a variety of clubs, both for humans and titans. Entering a club is mandatory, but the suspects from class 1-4 have not yet submitted their applicatons, and have to stay after.
"I have to go to a staff meeting, but I'll be back. And by the time I'm back, I want your applicatons to be here!"
Sasha: If they force us to enter a club, you'd think they'd have something good out there...
Jean: Right! I don't think it's fine to let the entire school distrust us because of that one incident...
Eren: If there was a club to wipe out titans, I would join in a second...
Sasha: You're thinking that again, Eren?
Jean: Y'know, if that club really existed, it would be perfect for us. But there's no way there would be something-
Reiner: So you thought that too?
Eren: Hey, what do you mean?!
Reiner: Well, there was a club dedicated to destroying titans, and it was said that two of the members of that club were known as the strongest humans alive.
(Going to the Scout Regiment)
So this is the club house...
Reiner: I never realised that they'd be so upfront about it.
Bertolt: This was Supposed to be a secret club...
Jean: These signs look like they were made by a kid...
Sasha: I hope they're not younger than us...
Eren: What do you guys mean?! The strongest humans alive are in this club, right?! The school must be afraid of them, and that's why they leave this club alone! We should be prepared! We don't know what's gonna happen to us! I'll be the first inside, then...
Y/n pov!!!
Tch. People are making a racket outside... Hey Oulo.
Oulo: What?
Go check out that racket. I bet it's the school, come to catch us.
Oulo goes to open the door.
Oulo: Who the hell are you guys?..
Eren: Uh... Is this the right room? This is the club for exterminating titans, right?
Oulo: No, you can't have heard of us... It's impossible. Not even the school knows about us, nor students.
Jean: Uh, you just told us....
Eren: I came because I wanted to join the Scout Regiment! Please let us in!
Oulo: What are you saying?! Super-secret organizations don't let people in just because they knock-
He bites his tongue.
Petra: W-what happened to him?! Did the school send an assassin to remove our club?!
Gunter: This is it... We're done for!
Eld: Cutting off his tongue... I'll get you, you damn assassin!!
Eren: Uh... the door just closed on him and he bit his own tongue.
Petra, Eld, and Gunter look dissapointed.
Petra: Huh. Come to think of it, Oulo does bite his tongue three times a day, right?
Gunter: I guess that sounds more real than a super assassin, right?
Eld: I'm waiting for the day he bites his tongue off and dies.
Oulo: Guys! How could you?! Anyway, it's all their fault! They barged in here so impolitely!!
Petra: Well of course they didn't do it politely. We're a secret club operating in the sexy-
Y/n: PETRA! Just because I'm flat, doesn't give you the right to rub it in my face!
Petra: Sorry, Y/n!
Oulo: Y-you're exactly right, Petra! We're outlaws who shun notoriety to save the world that turned its back on us-
Y/n: OULO! First Petra, now you! *sigh* I can't belive I'm stuck with these two for 2 more years...
Petra: I bet you expect us to throw a welcome party for our new members...
Y/n: NOT SO FAST! First we'll need approval from our older members!
Eld, Gunter, Petra, Oulo: Oh yeah, that makes sense...
Armin: Why would we need their approval?
Y/n: First year!
Armin: Y-yes!
Y/n: What's your name?
Armin: *pulls a salute* Armin Arlert from Shiganshina Elementary!
Y/n: Why do we need approval, you ask? USE COMMON SENSE!! ANY FOOL KNOWS THAT-
*door opens*
Hange: We're back!!!!!
Petra: Mr. Mike! |CENSORED| Hange! Welcome back!
(A/n: The reason why Hange's name is
|CENSORED| Hange, is because Hange's gender is unkown. Damn Isayama, hiding Hange's gender in Junior High...)
Eren: So those are the third year students? Huh? But aren't there only two?
Y/n: Hey, Abnormal. Where's Levi?
Eren: Hold on...! That senpai is on first-name terms with the third years?! She must be one of the strongest humans of humanity! But... Who's the other?
Hange: Oh, that neat freak saw dirt on his clothes, so he went to go change!
Y/n: As expected...
Petra: Y/n, how long has Mr. Levi been like this?
Y/n: Grade school, Junior high.
Hange: Oh! I see lots of new faces here!
Petra: These first-years said that they want to join our club!
Y/n: And one of them got too cocky and questioned your authority...
Hange: No way! ALL of these kids want to join?! I'm suprised that you found this place!
(Jean: Hey! Why're you sniffing me?!)
Hange: Whoa! Perfect timing! I've got presents for such an occasion-
Y/n slaps Hange with a harisen
Y/n: DON'T PULL OUT SOME WEIRD TITAN SHIT AGAIN!! WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, TOENAILS?!
Hange: You guessed right, Y/n! *She/He/They pull(s) out a jar of titan toenail clippings* Tada! The titans cut their nails and just leave them in any old place! Huh? I was going to admit you guys into the club, but I figured you would be as excited as I was about these...
Eren: GROSS- I mean no! I joined this club so I could wipe out the titans!
*i'm too lazy to write what Hange said, so i'm just gonna say she/he/they went on a rant about titans toenails*
Eren: We have to decide on a club by the end of the day, and we'll need the approval of the older members to join, so we would appreciate it if you could call this "Mr. Levi" here...
Hange: Oh, if that's what you want, *she/he/they rub their glasses* Just make a funny face and he comes right over!
*Chibi comes into the room and tries to smack four-eyes with a harisen but hits ereh instead*
Mikasa: Eren!
Hange: Oh Levi! Your harisen smacks are as pleasing as ever!
Levi: Then quit doging them, four-eyes! Why do you keep making dirty faces in front of everbody?! Who are these kids?
Hange: New members, of course!
Everyone: It can't be... This guy is the strongest man in the world?!
Levi: Do you dolts even understand what being a member means?!
Y/n: If you become a member of this club, you would be facing getting expelled!
Eren: Of course I've got what it takes to be a member of the club! We all went here to exterminate the titans! And... I never want to go through that again...
Levi: Huh. Impressive.
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK!*
Levi: I'll let you in. You're all members of the scout regiment!
Eren: All right! Now we can finally submit our club applications!
Hange: Hey, wait a minute, you can't write our name on your official applications! Everyone here is in an official club too!
Y/n: You guys really are idiots. This is a secret club! You'll never get your application approved. I have to suffer with these guys for 2 more years...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
In the end, their teacher enrolled them in the mysterious "Wall cleanup club".