a/n: GUYS STOP HATING ON ME 😡😡😡 I BASED Y/N OFF MYSELF, AND WHEN YOU BULLY HER, YOU'RE BULLYING ME! ITS NOT MY FAULT IM qUiRkY AND nOt LiKe oThEr GwOrLs! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 thanks pookie uwu 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 I WILL REPORT AND BLOCK ALL THE HATERS LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
after being kicked out of the house by the musty crusty dusty rat (aka stepmom) i rushed to school. i was wearing eyeliner, let my hair down, and had the juiciest smegsiest lips around💅 oh and i also took off my glasses. did i mention i had glasses? well taking off ur glasses make u 100% sexier according to disney channel and wattpad, so yea 🤓
i walked into school like the baddie slay queen bitch i was, swinging my hips and being iconic 😌
i went up to my locker, which was conveniently placed next to harry style's, and grabbed my books ✨coquette-ly✨
harry let out a wolf whistle and i slapped him in the face. asshole 💋
"OWWIE MY TOE- I MEAN MY FACE! OW😭" harry styles screamed in the hallway. the other kids snickered and took photos. i slammed the door. but then one kid cried out.
"THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU LOSERRRRRR WANNABE POPULAR, Y/N!!!- YOU LOOK LIKE A DEMENTED CONSTIPATED BARBIE DOLL FROM WHEN I WAS 5! PLBTHHHHHHH! NYAH NYAH NYAH U SO STANKY 🤮🤮🤮"
i sniffled. maybe i wasnt the one to take credit for harry's suffering. maybe i was a wannabe maybe i just wasnt cool and like the other girls. the mascara ran down my cheeks 😭😭😭 my life is so sad, i wanted to sing fight song again...
running into the hallway, i ran into the bathroom to cry in peace, and maybe relieve myself bc i think the lip gloss im wearing has laxatives in it 💩 it must have been chelsea who put laxatives in my lip gloss.
what a bloody tampon 🙄 imma go make a scene and call her out for it later
i went into the stall, my face red with tears, only to find harry styles sitting on the toilet! he had magically teleported from the hallways to here cuz he's a secret flamingo-donkey-alpha werewolf-vampire-hippopotamus-cockatoo-maggot hybrid demon prince wizard. duh, wattpad logic 🍆
his plump ol' pp sticking out bc he was shitting on the toilet 😩
we stared at eachother for a moment, and then he smirked finely 🫦 *in mind: daddy?*
"well well well, who do we have here?" 👹