everyone is in the classroom and Roswaal speaks up to the class.
Roswaal: Let's start by deciding our class rep and vice rep.
Albedo: *Raises Hand* Sir!
Roswaal: What is it, Albeeedo?
Albedo: Lord gilgamesh and ainz are the perfect persons to be our class rep!
Aqua: No! No! No! No! I refuse to allow an undead to be our class rep!
Roswaal: So are you volunteering?
Aqua: That's right! I have to don't I? I was born to provide guidance to others.
Albedo: What's the ugly girl going on about? That idea that a crazy ugly girl like you could be class rep is ridiculous, isn't it?
Aqua: She called me ugly! (Y/n), kazuma!
Kazuma: Yes, I'm Kazuma.
Emiya: I honestly dont care.
Aqua: That succubus is being a meanie!
Darkness: No Aqua, what she said hardly counts as insulting, if you really want to make someone feel shame...
Kazuma: We get it Darkness! So shut up!
Roswaal: So Ainz and Aqua have volunteered for class rep, anybody else?
Tanya: Trying to be in a class filled with these freaks is probably about as safe, as being on the front lines, no way in hell I'm volunteering.
Then Emilia raised her hand.
Emilia: I-I volunteer too!
Everyone looks back at Emilia
Emilia: I want this class to be place where everyone can be friends.
Subaru: Then I'll help to make you class rep! Roswaal-san, Adrian-san, how do we decide? An election?
Adrian: We draw names.
Zero: Its always that.
Adrian: Atleast its better!
Then the results turned out to be Emilia as Class Rep with Gilgamesh and Ainz as Vice class rep that it says on the chalk bord.
Emiya: Hold on.....arent we suppose to have one vice rep?
Emilia: I'm Emilia your new class rep. I promise I'll do my best.
Subaru smirks at this.
Ram: You have a very self certified look on your face, but you did nothing, Barusu.
Zero takes out a megaphone out of nowhere and faces subaru.
Zero: SIMP.
Subaru: Hey!
Zero: Its true though.
Gilgamesh: I have to agree with the depressed (Y/n) here, you are a simp.
Albedo: I refuse to accept this! You cheated! How is a kid like that as a class rep when Lord Ainz and lord Gilgamesh are the vice rep!
Roswaal: I don't know what to tell you. It was a fair drawing.
Albedo: And that ugly is a vice rep too...
Aqua: You said it again! I'm not even interest in bone boy over there! I don't wanna be the vice rep!
Roswaal: That leaves us with an open slot for vice rep.
Albedo/Shalltear: I'll do it!
Aura: hold it! I want to be with Lord Ainz too!
Mare: Me too!
Koenig: Hey, Neumann.
Neumann: Hmm?
Koenig: Even the skeleton has a harem.
Neumann: Yeah.
Koenig: As a man, it just makes you sad.
Neumann: Yeah.
Grantz: I'm serously jealous.
Weiss: An imperial soldier shouldn't make his desires so obvious.
Koenig: So you're saying you're not jealous?
Weiss: "I'm not jealous" would be a lie.
Zero: even if Ainz and my counterpart have a harem then its likely gonna happen to the others.
Weiss: Eh?
Zero: What i meant to say, every (Y/n) variant will end up with a harem.
Koenig/Nuemann/Grantz/Weiss; EH!?
Viktoryia: Why are the men in our battalion always like that?
Tanya: Well, strong desires in our battalion always like that?
Accel: I still wonder why i havent tortured them yet.
Tanya: (Y/n), no.
Accel: Please.
Tanya: No.
Accel: Fine.
Subaru: Perhaps in every world, little girls talks about things they don't actually understand.
Beatrice; I know what you're thinking without even opening your mouth, I supose.
Roswaal: Excuse me! Excuse me! You guys are never going to stop, so I'm just gonna draw names.
Alnz: *Stands up* Yes, let's do that. Understood everyone?
Female Guardians: Yes!
Gilgamesh: I wonder how the pleiades are doing?
Subaru: Wow, that was fast.
The next results where.
Class Rep: Emilia
Vice Class Rep: Ainz, Albedo, Gilgamesh
Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua.
Disciplinary: Kazuma, Tanya, Demiurge.
Lunch: Ram, Viktoriya, Emiya
Library: Beatrice, Mare.
Gym Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Nuemann.
Nurse: Rem, Shalltear, Zero
Intercom: Megumin, Grantz, Accel
Albedo: Hell Yes!
Roswaal: These will be your teams for a while.
Aqua: Huh, Really?
Kazuma: We never actually talked to most of the people on our team.
Zero:................Why am i a nurse?
Accel: HAHAHAHA!! Zero as a nurse! I wanna see that-
Zero looks at Accel coldly and he swore he could see a demon.
Emiya: Well......i guess im cooking a TON of food for you guys.
Zero: Spicy mapo tofu.
Emiya: Please dont act like Kotomine.
Zero: Spicy mapo tofu for me.
Roswaal: The first time you meet a friend that you've never talked to them before.
Roswaal and Adrian walks out of the class.
Demiurge: Oh well, but you could say this is an opportunity.
Aura: Opportunity?
Demiurge: Look at this list, the guardians have been divided evenly.
Shalltear: What of it?
Demiurge: Lord Ainz and Gilgamesh has instructed us for the moment to strictly follow the rules of our school life. But we must consider what "For the moment" means. With Ainz order to conquer the world still in effect, it would be serious mistake to take any action in an environment with this much uncertainty, thus Lord Ainz wants us to gather information on each factor and find out how to manipulate them. But on the other hand they have to think on how to respect their fellow students and become dedicated to their new groups.
Meanwhile, Aqua was ranting on why she would be in animal care, Megumin was worried about being in the intercom duty and Darkness having thoughts on the gym committee. Roswaal was standing outside of the door and heard everything as he walks away until Beatrice was standing in front of him.
Roswaal: Beatrice! What's wrong?
Beatrice: We need to talk, Roswaal!
Roswaal: "Mr." Roswaal.
Beatrice: The idea that those drawings were fair is ridiculous, I suppose.
Roswaal: Whatever do you mean?
Beatrice: I know what you're planning.
Roswaal: Planning? I wouldn't waste my time planning anything.
Beatrice: What does that mean?
Roswaal: In the end, we all have to act out the parts given to us, both you and me and everyone else.
He then walked away.
Adrian:..........I always wonder why i agreed on teaching......oh right boredom.
Next Day
Kazuma was in the classroom with Demiurge and Tanya, and he was on the floor, having something pinning him down.
Kazuma: Mom, Dad. I thought I was dead, and then I ended up with this useless goddess in a crazy world filled with crazy weirdos. But now, somehow I've found myself in a completely different world, where I'm a student. I always refused to go to school, so I'm sure you'd be surprised to see where I am now. But let me say one thing...Nobody here is a student! This place is messed up!
Tanya: What's your problem? Satou Kazuma, is it?
Kazuma: One of my classmates is a little girl! One of my classmates is a devil!
Tanya: So when you are getting off the floor?
Kazuma: For some reason, I can't move!
Demiurge: So my control spell doesn't work?
Flashback
Demiurge: Kneel!
The spell only works on Kazuma. While he's down, Tanya pokes him with her foot.
Demiurge: The power balance in this world seems rather complicated.
Flashback End
Demiurge: You may stand.
Kazuma stands on his knee and spoke up.
Kazuma: What was that?
Demiurge: Are you alright? If you're not feeling well, you should lie down.
Kazuma: I think I will...
Tanay: We'll never get done at this rate. Stand.
Kazuma: Huh? What did you say?
Tanya: I said, Stand!
Her voice commanded to Kazuma, as he stands up straight.
Demiurge: This human is using something like a control spell?
Tanay: There will be no joke filled slice-of-life worlds as long as I'm on this disciplinary committee. Rules, Rules first then freedom. That's how it's gonna be!
Demiurge: I agree. We'll have to come up with a list of rules.
Tanya: Yeah, the more of them the better. By the way, I think you and I are going to get along. Just as I excepted from one of Ainz's friends.
Demiurge: And I can see why Lord Ainz thinks so highly of you.
Kazuma: Mom, Dad. I think I'm gonna stop going to school again!
Emiya: Then dont come.
Kazuma: Stop going inside my head!
Emiya: No.
Outside
The gym committee was in the group.
Cocutus: I will be the head of the gym committee.
Koenig: You do seem the strongest here.
Neumann: Yeah.
Darkness: So, what are we doing? Strapping ropes to our bodies and hanging ourselves from the rafters? Or maybe we can all throw ourselves into the mouths of giant toads?
Cocytus: Girl...
Darkness: What is it, you're clearly extremely dangerous gym committee leader?
Cocytus: What kind of name is that?
Darkness: What are those four arms for? They exist to pin down my arms and legs? And then you'll say to me..."Now you're hopeless, cry all you want, it won't help you" But I will stay strong! And then you'll breath you frosty breath on me! Especially on the soft parts of my body! The soft, sensitive parts of my body!
Cocytus: What's she talking about?
Koenig: What's going on here?
Nuemann: Not a clue.
Weiss: Darkness, you're scaring Cocytus.
Darkness squeals and spoke up.
Darkness: You! You're a human and yet you're going to side with that monster and have your way with me with those strong arms and strong eyebrows!
Weiss: Where did that come from?
???: You'll get used to her pervertness.
The five of them turned to see Emiya with a deadpanned face, as Darkness spoke up.
Darkness: (Y-Y/N)? What are you doing here?
Emiya: I got bored and decided to wander around school having.....Very enthustiastic walks.
Zero: Like a certain Vampire?
Emiya: Yes!! Someone finally knows Alucard abridged!!
To be continued................Not
Accel: Isekai!
Emiya: Quartet!
Everyone: Special chapter!!
Everyone was sitting down and adrian spoke up.
Adrian: Alright everyone! Today im gonna introduce you to a (Y/n) variant!
Zero: Please dont be someone crazy, one crazy (Y/n) is enough.
Adrian: does a motion again and someone appears.
???: Not again!!
Adrian: Everyone! I introduce you to......(Y/n) Gojo Sparda!
(Y/n) Gojo Sparda: The honored one, Son of Dante, Grandson of Sparda, Pride of the Gojo Family
Zero: Goddamn it...
Gojo: Oh? Is that Zero i see!!
Zero: Shut it Gojo.
Adrian: Well everyone, Gojo here is from a world of magic and He is the current sparda of their generation AND the holder of the ten shadows.
Ainz: Ten shadows?
Gilgamesh: If i remember correctly.....what Zero said is the ten shadows are shikigami's that your able to tame and use with mahoraga the only one nobody was able to tame.
Adrian: Spot on Gilgamesh! Mahoraga is very hard to control except for sukuna who was able to kill Gojo!
Gojo: Wait............my uncle dies?
Adrian went silent and throws him back to the portal
Adrian: Right! Thats all for today! Until next time everyone!!
Everyone: Who's he talking to?
To be continued
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