Just Your Average Bfdi Crackb...

By Cringesh1t

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An unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo More

Firey discovers the wonders of the internet
Leafy fucking dies
Bracelety fucks with icy
Teardrop's last words
Bfdi characters I could beat in a fight
Firey discovers the wonders of the internet pt. 2
Grassy swears
Firey discovers the wonders of child support
Fixing Good
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Bracelety fucks with icy pt. 2
Two gets high
Gay intensifies
Four leaves lol
Firey discovers the wonders of divorce
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of Wattpad
idk
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of swearing
Blocky commits die
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of cringey-ass wattpad stories
Bracelety fucks with Icy pt. 3
200 views
deez nuts at 3am
Firey Jr. discovers the wonders of being a furry
Blocky smokes weed
gae month
Firey discovers the wonders of the internet part who the fuck cares
Firey watches morbius
ow the edge
1K VIEWS
Pillow loses her shit
Firey evades his taxes
ow the edge 2
VISITING GELATINS STEAKHOUSE AT 3AM *i almost died* *gone wrong* *gone sexual*
Drinking the chris pratt potion at 3AM!!! *gone wrong*
Firey discovers the wonders of being a fucking crackhead
Four x X
Meme
Firey and the boys go trick or treating deluxe
Firey deals meth to minors deluxe
Firey and the boys go see the fnaf movie
No nut November
No nut November 2
No nut November 3
Not nut November 4
No nut November 5
No nut November 6
No nut November 7
No nut November 8
No nut November 9
No nut November 10
No nut November 11
Not nut November 12
No nut November 13
No nut November 14
No nut November 15
No nut November 16
No nut November 17
No nut November 18
No nut November 19
No nut November 20
No nut November 21
No nut November 22
No nut November 23: the thanksgiving one
No nut November 24
No nut November 25
No nut November 26
No nut November 27
No nut November 28
No nut November 29
No nut November 30
Firey discovers the wonders of e-girls
Swearing competition ig
Bracelety fucks with icy yet again
A goofy ahh christmas
Firey watches scott pilgrim
Merry chrislyer
Firey makes a cringe ass fnaf fanfiction
Firey slams his penis in the car door (3k views special)
Firey slams his penis in the bathroom stall
Drinking e girl piss at 3AM!!! *gone wrong* *gone cringe* *uwu*
Golf ball and tennis ball get a divorce
Golf ball and tennis ball get a divorce 2
Matpat
GOING TO OHIO AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!! *EMOTIONAL* *GONE WRONG* *GONE SEXUAL*
Fnaf at freddy's
Firey watches hazbin hotel
Firey goes back in time
Gelatin's steakhouse
Total fruit island
Blockyfan
Firey misbehaves at school/grounded/fucking murdered
Kirby
,
Cupman
An apple a day
Lankybox
Firey goes to court for some stupid ass reason (4k special)
The filler chapter so the book can get to 100 chapter special hahah
The movie!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!
disney worlb pt 1
disney worlb pt 2
Bracelety fucks with icy pt. 43750
Relationship goals
Bfdi characters i could beat in a fight UPDATED EDITION
Wilbur soot cringe
Firey vs. the bitch ass motherfuckers that made megamind 2
HOLY SHIT
Firey jr goes to the doctor
My contribution to society
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Tennis ball and golf ball have marital issues
Groceries
Coiny the parasocial mf
Random shit
Miku
Firey shoots bath salts with blocky and the gang
The Blocky Experience
W rizz
1 year
Bitch
Firey randomly sings the theme song of an obscure and underrated disney xd show
Tennis ball scares the shit out of x
Not another gelatin's steakhouse chapter
Tennis ball scares the shit out of X part 2: this time its about fuckin zombies
Short story
Firey gets sigma
Loser kills my grandma
Basketball makes a sex joke 😏😏😏
Untitled Part
6k views
funny weed day
Firey say a no no wodr
Seggs
uh
Pen's very own chapter
Jacking off time
Blocky sells clocks
Smort
2 men 1 girl and a baby (7k special)
This pointless shit
Its 2085 and we're old as shit
Firey lamar
Um
Yellow face gets racist and then gets fucking murdered

St patrick's day

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By Cringesh1t

Firey: *wakes up* holy shit its st patrick's day

Leafy: OH GODDAMN IT I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT DATING PIN

Firey: uh what

Leafy: uh nothing

Firey: well its st patricks day so im gonna































Firey: wait wtf do you do on st patricks day

Leafy: oh i got i got its gotta be dress up as a stereotypical irish person and talk very stereotypically

Firey: no im pretty sure its get drunk and dress as a nerd

Book: *wakes up* erm actually you celebrate saint patrick from a long time ago

Firey: why tf are you in my bed

Book: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no reasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Leafy: me and book were having sex

Firey: oh

Book: st patrick's day is about celebrating saint patrick

Firey: y tho

Book: because he brought christianity to ireland

Firey: uh cool ig

Firey jr: *bursts in* OI ME LADDY I JUST DRANK SHAMROCK COCKTAILS AN IM FEELIN MIGHTY DRUNKEN

Firey: firey jr you're not even irish wtf

Leafy: yeah your being kind of an asshole

Book: erm agreement

Jacksepticeye: *comes in* TOP O DUH MORNING TO YUH LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO UNDERTALE

Firey: HOLY SHIT YOUTUBER JACKSEPTICEYE OMG

Jacksepticeye: OH NO FUCKING MONSTERS! DIE BITCH! *kills all them*

Markiplier: oh shit nice job my dude

Jacksepticeye: yeah ik right

Firey: *wakes up* AW SHIT I HAD AN AWESOME DREAM ABOUT HIT YOUTUBERS JACKSEPTICEYE AND MARKIPLIER

Leafy: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TUH SLEEP HERE

Firey: k

*sleep*

Irish flaggy: im watching you twoooooooooo

Firey: cool story bro

Irish flaggy: :(

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