Worldshottestinventor: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Kaede
Pianosmoocher: Yes Miu?
Worldshottesinventor: can you give me some private piano lessons?
Pianosmoocher: I was excited at first, and then I realized what you meant. Also no Miu, no private piano lessons.
stinkyratfacedbutthole: HAH! Get rejected Miu!
Worldshottestinventor: SHUT UP. I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS SO HARD YOU GET A PERIOD
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Blah. Blah.
Worldshottestinventor: YOU'RE THE REASON WHY CONDOMS ARE A THING
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: You're parents should've used one.
Kyokowannabe: What's going on here
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: HEEEEEEEY HOTTIE!!!!!!!!
Kyokowannabe:oh-
Worldshottestinventor: alr, now Kaede. Private piano lessons PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE. I'm BEGGING. HECK I'LL EVEN SETTLE FOR JUST A KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Pianosmoocher: so you'll leave me alone, just for a simple kiss?
Worldshottestinventor: YESSSSSS, HECK IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A KISS ON MY LIPS. IT CAN BE A FOREHEAD KISS!
Pianosmoocher: Okay.
ratfacedbutthole: wait what-
worldshottestinventor: WAIT REALLY?!?!?!?
Pianosmoocher: mhm
worldshottestinventor: OH I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ONE. ALSO TAKE THAT KOKICHI.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: Shut up. I bet I could pull Shuchi any day of the week.
Kyokowannabe: what?
Worldshottestinventor: Now about the private piano lessons Kaede?
Pianosmoocher: No Miu, no. Not even with the Image you sent, no "private piano lessons"
Worldshottestinventor: you're so hot rn
Pixiesticksnorter: what the flip
Kyokowannabe: oop-
Pianosmoocher: I might just revoke the offer of kissing you.
Worldshottestinventor: NO! ME, YOU, MY DORM, RIGHT NOW.
Pianosmoocher: fine
(Pianosmoocher and worldshottestinventor are offline)
Korekiyo: anyone got a seesaw I can borrow?
Pixiesticksnorter: AGAIN WITH THE FRICKIN SEESAWS
Korekiyo: "AgAiN wItH tHe FrIcKiN sEeSaWs" Yes (REDACTED) I love anthropology, and seesaws.
Pixiesticksnorter: jeeze, don't need to try and swear
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: I can see you being the kid that got on the ground near the seesaws, and growled like an animal whenever someone went near it.
Korekiyo: ...How did you know?
Pixiesticksnorter: Wait what-
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: damn, can't believe I was right. I bet you can't pull any women
Korekiyo: buddy, I can pull both a man and a woman. While you're stuck over there begging some depressed looking man to just make out with you already. Also dude, it's been a year and he still won't. Take. A. Hint.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL
Korekiyo: and you look like a twink
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: NUH UH, YOU LOOK LIKE A TWINK
Korekiyo: at least I'm a hot twink
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: burn in hell
Korekiyo: Can't wait to see you there ♥
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: at least I'm not totally in love with A FRICKIN SEESAW
Korekiyo: at least I'm not delusional.
Stinkyratfacedbutthole: freak
Korekiyo: twink
Pixiesticksnorter: this is fun to watch
(I didn't have a lot of ideas for this one so it's just gonna get cut here. Also for Korekiyo, his whole backstory never happened in this story)
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