Jessica walked in a room while holding a piece of paper.
Jessica:Hi!I'm here to help with the adopt-a-pup!
She put the paper down.
Jessica:Girls?Are you here to also adopt-a-pup?
You said closing the door behind Jessica.
Zatana:Jess we need to talk.
She said putting the extra seat.
Jessica:Where are the puppies?
Y/n:Sold them to the Chinese.*Burrrrp!*And made some extra cash.
Jessica:
Diana:No puppies were hurt!They were merely a clever ruse.
Jessica sat down.
Diana:Kind Jessica.It may not be apparent to you but Pamela is not exhibiting signs of reciprocation to your amicable efforts.
Jessica:What do you mean?!We've been chatting all day!
You grabbed Jessica by the shoulders and shook her.
Y/n:JESSICA!!!WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CHILD LABOR!!!She's not into you!!There are tomes when you have to let somebody go.Like me with that homeless man.
*Flashback*
Y/n:*Sniffle*I'm sorry buddy....but state law says I can't throw Honeybuns at you anymore.
The Homeless man on deaths door(His skin melted because of the Honeybuns):
Homeless man:Please.....kill me.....
Y/n:*Sniffle*Goodbye.......
You said walking away.
*End of Flashback*
Jessica said nothing and left the room.
Y/n:....Thank god.It's ok Ford Raptor we don't need to wombo combo some sense into her.
Kara(with a boxing glove):Oh man!!
Y/n:Haaa.And now my life is back at peace.
*Next scene*
Jessica:Please please!Just take one please!!An ancient tree is about yo be destroyed just for another Lex Book n' Coffee shop!
Someone walked past her not even paying attention.
Jessica:*Sigh*I'll do it myself.
She said throwing her paper in the recycling bin and sitting on the ground in defeat.
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Pam:Is this true?
Jessica looked up.
Pam:It says you're going down to safe the tree.
Jessica:Yup.It probably doesn't matter but I am...........
Pam:Can I come?
Jessica:YES YES-I mean-*Ahem*.Yeah sure cool whatever......
Pam:So what's the plan?
*With you*
You and Kara were playing Mario Kart where you effortlessly whooped her Kryptonian ass.
Y/n:BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!That's how you do it!!!
Kara:Shut up let's rematch!!
Y/n:Ahhh Princess Daisy.If you were real I'd cheat with you in an instant.
Kara:Really?
Y/n:What can I say?I got a taste.
That's when your phone began to ring.
Y/n:Hello hello
Barbara(phone):Hey Y/in.You're back on the clock.
Y/n:For what?
Barbara(phone):Oh that Jessica thing is still going on.
Y/n:Pssh what?!No it's not.
Barbara(phone):The deal was you have to help Jessica get over making friends with Pam.They are currently doing something that's "friend making related" so you have to be there.
Y/n:...............
Kara:Come on are we gonna race or not-
Y/n(Gohan)/Kara(Cell):
*Next scene*
Jessica:1,2,3!!We love trees!!1,2,3!!!
Y/n:It's times like this I wish I was the bad guy.
Pam thought this was gonna be an actual plan while you were tweaking out your mind at the reality being of friends with Jessica.That's when a construction worker placed down a sign.
Y/n:....."Tree removal TOMORROW AT 5?!?!?!"
Jessica:WE WILL NOT BE MOVED!!!
Y/n:.....I have to stay here all night....doing this BS?
Jessica:HEY HEY!!HO HO!WE WILL NEVER GO!!!
Your mental state:
Pam moved to the other side of the tree as your demons was holding you back from what you were about to do to Jessica.
*8 hours later*
Jessica(singing):Laaaand of the treeeee-
Y/n:JESSICA!!!!SHUT!!!THE F##K!!!UP!!!
Jessica:Sorry......
It was late into the night and you were still tied up to the tree.
Jessica:.......I'm sorry guys....I got the day wrong but we're still going to-
Pam:Shhhhh!!.....Do you hear that?
...............
Y/n:The nightly breeze?
Pam:I've been waiting all night.And now he finally speaks.
Jessica:You mean Y/n?
Pam:No!The tree.He wants to tell his story.
You and Jessica both looked at each other.
Y/n:Well anything is better than Jessica's cheering.
Jessica:Hey!
Pam:He came here from nothing more than a humble seed.The soil welcomed him when he was only a sapling in those days.He nevere dreamed he'd grow as big as the others.He cares for his neighbors providing them homes and nourishment.Centuries passed.He grew as wise as he was majestic until one day he became the king of the forest.
Jessica:Wow.....Pam that was-
You put your finger over her .outh making her blush.
Y/n:Shhh!She's not done yet moron.
Pam:...But then the monsters came!They murdered all the Kings subjects!!They ripped up the earth!Buried it under concrete!Every last inch of his kingdom!Leaving him eternally alone!!!.....All he wanted was to protect his forest!!Now he's the one who need protection!
MEME:Dam....If you twist a few words around it kinda sounds like the plot of Birth By Sleep.
Y/n:....*Sigh*.....
Jessica:Y/n?
Y/n:It just.....kinda sounds like a friend of mine.....Except in my story she sacrificed everything to save her friends.....She was alone for....
You counted your fingers.
Y/n:...I'd say 10 years in the realm of darkness.
You looked at the morning dawn.
Y/n:I wonder if she still has nightmares of that place.
Jessica grabbed your hand making you blush a bit.
Jessica:If she's as strong as you are she's fine.
Y/n(blushing):.....Uhm...Jessica....
Jessica(blushing):Just a little longer.
That's when the construction crew started to show up.
Jessica:*Gasp!*Oh no!
They didn't show any signs of stopping.
Y/n:Ok screw this!!
You busted out of the chains.
Jessica:PAM WE HAVE TO GO-Oh.
She was already gone.
Y/n:Huh.Guess she was self-cleaning.And or magical.
That's when vines began to shoot up from the ground as you and Jessica used the disruption to get into your hero outfits.
You slashed a vine that was about to hit you.
Y/n:Jesus Christ it's like the Earth went full hentai mode!!
Jessica blasted a few vines.
???:Stay out of my way!!
Y/n:Well if it isn't Poison Ivy!What?Trying to find something other than a tree branch for your Valentines day?
Jessica:We're in March Y/n.
Y/n:I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY IT DURING FEBRUARY!!!
Ivy:Don't flatter yourself Y/n.I'm here to reminds humans of THEIR PLACE IN THE WORLD!!
She said sending a bunch of vines past the two of you and to the construction.Jessica summoned a bouncey castle to catch them.
Ivy:I don't know where you two came from but stay out of it!!
She said launching more vines at you-This bitch has one move throughout the entire fight she might as well be Ibara from MHA.
Y/n:Graaaah!!Darknaza!!!
You summoned beams of darkness to counter the vine attacks.
Ivy:Ghhh!Rah!!
She grabbed two jackhammer and again attacked the construction workers as Jessica created a wall with her ring.
Jessica:We won't let you hurt them Ivy!!
Ivy:We'll see about that!
Poison Ivy took Hentai to the extreme and summoned a shit ton of vines and created a barrier trapping all of you inside and holding the workers hostage.
Y/n:Graaah!Give me power!!
You transformed.
Ivy:Awww!Having trouble keeping up?
She said lifting a bulldozer with her vines.
Y/n:Oh yeah?!Well we have a bulldozer too!!
Jessica:We do?!?
Y/n:Hell yeah!Get in there dozer f##k her up!!
skull_dozer:MAKE WAY!!FOR THE DOOO-AAAHHH!!!
Ivy grabbed the dozer and flinged him across the city.
Y/n:......Well shit.I guess Dozers from Payday ARE dog shit in a super hero situation.
Ivy:Let's finish this shall we?!
She said throwing the bulldozer at you.
Y/n:Jessica!!
Jessica:Right!!
You and Jessica created a barrier that reflected the bulldozer back at Ivy......well to be technical you reflected it back at the tree.
Ivy:NOOOOO!!
Y/n:OH CRAP!!
*CRASH!*
Jessica:You could have killed those people!!!
Ivy:Tch...GHHH!!!
She turned to Jessica with tears in her eyes.
Ivy:YOU KILLED THIS TREE!!!
Jessica:*Gasp!*.......I.....
She looked at the tree you and her split in two.
Jessica:I didn't mean too.......
Ivy:You're unworthy of the color of life Green Lantern!!
Ivy began to sink into the ground.
Ivy:And one of these days you both will pay!!
She said as she disappeared.Jessica just looked at the aftermath of the fight.
Y/n:You ok?....
Jessica hugged you.
Jessica:I just wanted to protect the tree.
You hugged her back.
Y/n:Stuff happens Jess......
*Next scene*
You,Pam,and Jessica watched as the construction workers cut the tree up and hauled off its remains.The only thing that was left was the stump.
Pam:.......300 years he reigned....And they just didn't care.....People are a lost cause.
Jessica looked down in sadness.As Pam walked away Jessica noticed something and stopped her.
Pam:What?
Jessica:Look.
As you all looked at the ground you saw a tiny little acorn.
Y/n:Heh.He died....But he lived.
*Next scene*
You all planted the acorn....somewhere-I assume in a park or a forest the location is never revealed.
Jessica:There's no such thing as a lost cause.
Jessica wrapped her arm around Pam.
Jessica:Pam.I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
Pam:Don't push it......
As they walked away you looked back at the freshly planted acorn and summoned your Keyblade.As you casted a tiny bit of magic on it a nice little tree sprout popped up.
Y/n:And ig uou tell anyone this I'm gonna impregnate your neighbor trees.
You said to the little sprout before walking away.
*Next scene*
Jessica was opening her locker to get a few things when she saw a crowd forming.
Jessica:What the?
As she looked she saw you with her flyers.
Y/n:Come on guys think about it!!!If the government gets to take out precious dollars in a form of tax why don't we grow a bunch of tree's plants,and become vegan for a little while just try it out?!I say scre the Government!!!Geneva Convention?!More like Geneva Convention!
Jessica:Y/n?What are you-
Y/n:Ahhh here she is!!The girl of the hour!!You degenerates wanna piss of the government like you just got team killed in Hell Divers?!?Listen to her!She knows all about growing plants!
A girl walked up to Jessica.
Girl:Oh my gosh I read your article.It's soooo god.
Guy:Yeah.Wr should definitely do something about the earth.
That one student:You know anything about,"burning" trees?Hahahah.....weed.
Jessica:H-How did you get them to listen?
Y/n:Like I said Jessica.You gotta make them think they wanna save the environment.L8ke how nowadays people think it's cool to be oppressed so they dye their hair a bright color.
Jessica:....Thank you!!
She said hugging you tightly as you slightly patted her back.
Y/n:Ok now if you'll excuse me I have the rest of my day to get onward with.
You said walking away as Jessica's chest tightened a bit.
*Next scene*
Diana:*Whistling*
Jessica:Diana!
Diana:AHHH!!
Diana just barely missed Jessica and punched a hole in the locker next to her.
Diana:Oh Jessica!You nearly scared my heart out my lungs!
Jessica:I have an important question for you.
Diana:What is it?Is it the quickest way to slay a beast?
Jessica:N-No....I was sort of wondering.....if maybe....I can....Marry Y/n too?
Diana:But of course!!The higher the harem count the higher honor one's family is!!You are a trustworthy friend of mine.
Jessica:Really?
Diana:Yes!My mother has the highest honor back in Themyscira!
Jessica:Wait but if everyone on Themyscira is a woman then how do you all make babies?
Diana:I don't know.My mother never told me.
*At Themyscira*
MEME:*Tied up on a bed*Heheheheeeeeeee!I'm bout to achieve every straight man's dream!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Back in Metropolis*
Diana:As Y/n's first wife I hereby announce you as his 3rd wife!
Jessica:Oh uh thank you?
Diana:But I have to ask.Why did you wish to marry Y/n?
Jessica:Well.He's a lot nicer than he let's om to be.I guess I admire that about him.
*With Karen*
Karen:*Minding her own business*
Karen:Hmm....Mayyyybe I should build a sheep farm.
*SLAM!*
Her bedroom door bursted open.
Karen:What the!?Y/n?!?!
Y/n:I AM NOT NICE!!!I'M SEEIOUS AND FUNNY!!!
You picked her up,ran to the roof,and threw Karen off the roof.
Karen:Y/NNNNNN!!!!!
Y/n:Have a nice fall you stupid bitch!!
*Few days later*
*Monday*
Kara:Calling it now!Lady Hamsters ain't losing a game this season with Diana on the team!!!
It was girls Volleyball season and they were in the middle of a game.Diana spiked the ball.
Jessica:She's going to crush it tomorrow on debate team!!The other day the topic was paper or plastic!Diana shut everyone down with reusable canvas bags!!!
And Diana scored with another spike.
Karen:Dudes!She's my science fair partner om Wednesday!We're gonna kill it with some crazy ancient Greek Alchemy!!...........
Kara:Lame.
Diana served the ball.
Barbara:Oh oh!On Thursday she's gonna lead the marching band into leading the football team to world dominatioooooon!!!!
Diana saved the ball.
Zatana:Oh yeah?Well she's gonna bring down the house as Juliet in the spring play on Friday!!!
Diana scored yet another shot.At this point the game was 15-0 with the Hamsters winning.Everyone cheered for Diana.
Kara:Diana's got the week of her life ahead of her!!I mean can anything stop her?!?!
That's when the gym doors opened to reveal you wearing.....glasses?As Diana jumped in the air to stop the ball you both locked eyes.You waved to her but she didn't appear to move as the ball hit her in the face!!
Kara:......Nice going Karen you jinxed it!!
Karen:ME?!?!
For the rest of the game Diana was lovestruck even more then the day she realized her feelings for you.She was missing the saves,bumping into other teammates,missing her serves,and kept on getting hit in the face with balls......which as a boi you did find funny.But in the 3nd the hamsters lost with 15-25.You made your way to the other girls.
Kara:Sooooooo that happened.
Y/n:What happened exactly?!
Jessica:What's with the glasses?
Y/n:Oh these things?I went to the eye doctor and my pupils had to be dilated to check something out.So the doctors gave me these glasses so I can see better at least till my pupils go back to normal again.
*With Diana*
Diana:*Giggling*Wooooo.....
Jessica:Diana?!........
Barbara:INCOMIIIING!!!
Barbara splashed Diana with those giant water coolers.
Diana:*Gaaaaasp!*What?!What happened!?!
Barbara:You were bring your super awesome warrior self until Y/n walked in and you were suddenly NOT your Super awesome warrior self!
Y/n:Huh.Glad to know I still have that affect on people.
Diana:Y/n?
She turned around to see you with the glasses.
Diana(heavy blushing):*Giggle!*H-Hi Y/n....
Y/n:Uhhh Hi?You ok Diana?
Diana(heavy blushing):Yeah of course-*giggle*-why wouldn't I be?*Giggle*
Y/n:.....Right.Anyway I'm gonna go.There's a new kid that joined this school and I wanna see how hard I can haze him.
Jessica:Uhhh Y/n?How long do you have to wear those glasses?
Y/n:About a week.
Everyone:A WEEK?!?!
Y/n:Yeaaaah?
Diana(heavy blushing):*Giggle!*You're so funny Y/n.....
Y/n:Anyway see you guys later.
You said leaving the gym.
Diana(heavy blushing):OK bye-bye-I-I'll see ya-I don't know*Giggle!*
Zatana:.....This is not good.
Kara:The Amazon's prepared her for everything except a cute boy in glasses!!
Zatana:You think Y/n's cute in glasses?
Kara(blushing):NOT THE POINT ZEE!!
Barbara:*GAAASP!*You know what this means?!Y/n with glasses is Diana's Kryptonite!!
Kara:What?Ok Kryptonite is Kryptonite.It's extremely painful,and awful,and that dude is not Kryptonite.Besides this is Diana we're talking about.They're already married how more lovey dovey can she become?
*Tuesday*
Diana:And so.Just as a group of warriors must approach an enemy camp via an overground pass so too must you hang toilet paper in the over position.
Everyone cheered.
Jessica:We got this in the reusable bag suckas!!I'd like to see the opposite side with their counter argument.
Diana:*Gasp!*
Jessica:What?.........What?!
You were at the podium.
Y/n:.....Do it......be unhinged......make those suffer just to see them suffer.....someone having a bad day?.....Don't make it better.....laugh at the fact you're making it worse.Thank you.
Everyone:..........
Student:Yo this kid is a demon!!
Diana(heavy blushing):*Giggle!*Bravo!Hahaha!
Diana was clapping her hands.
Diana:Oh Y/n.I have never heard such truer words.Is he not a genius?!?!
Everyone:...............
Diana:I concede.
Jessica:WHAT?!?!?!
*Wednesday*
Diana:Goddess of the Day time who bestowed upon us the philosophers stone.By transforming the base metal of our armor into gold!
She said pouring something in a beaker.
Karen:This is awesome!!With your knowledge of ancient Chemical Proscessing we're totally gonna win!!
Y/n:As if Karen!!
You dropped your science invention on on the table.
Y/n:Behold!!A Thermo nuclear pipebomb!!
Karen:How'd you get the parts for a thermonuclear pipe bomb?!
Y/n:...................
*Flashback*
Y/n:*Zipping up pants*Ok you'll get the parts for me?
Harley:*Putting on top*Of course,"hubby."
Y/n:Remember this was purely transactional.
Harley:Quick question.Why do you need these parts for turmoil-regulator bomb?
Y/n:How often can someone day,"I made a thermonuclear pipe bomb" for a shoe and tell day?
Harley:All the time in Gotham.
Y/n:Really?.....Dam.Gotta step up my game then.
*End of Flashback*
Y/n:.....Bought em.....Kind of.....Is your thing supposed to do that?
The beaker in Diana's hand was overflowing and explo-
Diana(heavy blushing):*Giggle!!*I love your invention.
Karen:Is it supposed to Beep like that?
Y/n:......Nnnnnno.
Karen:Are we gonna die?
Y/n:......Prob-
*Thursday*
While leading the marching band Diana saw you riding your skateboard past them and began to blush again.Then she began to follow you with her the marching band leaving Barbara all alone on the field with everyone looking at her for entertainment.
Barbara:*Nervous chuckle*.....So....What's the big deal with 9/11 huh?
*Friday*
Diana:Ohhh Romeo Romeo!!Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Zatana:She's amazing!This play is amazing!!I'm amazing!!
Karen:Uhh Zee?We got a problem.
She whispered in her ear.
Zatana:What!?But he's supposed to be on stage right now!!
Guy:You call these pantaloons?!?My raisin ballsack can't even fit into them!!
Zatana:......I.....What?
The guy left the play.
Zatana:Pssh.Who needs him?I got Diana.Anf his under study will do anyway.
Y/n:Yeah Garth is sick so he's not here.
Zatana and Karen clenched.
Zatana:Baby?!What are you doing here?!
Y/n:I'm Garth's under study.
Zatana:Why?!?!
Y/n:You asked me too!!Last week you pulled the wife card and told me to be Garths understudy just in case!!I will say Diana looks good with her hair down like that.
Zatana:I don't remember that.
Y/n:You were in a ruined rage inducing makeup problem.
You said getting ready.
Zatana:Ok that sounds like me........
Y/n:Don't worry I memorized.....parts of the line.
You said walking onstage.
Zatana:Remind me to send Garth to 27th dimension.....
Y/n:Don't worry.I sent him somewhere way worse.
*Flashback*
*End of Flashback*
Diana:Romeo!Doth thy name!And for that name which is no part of thee take all thyself.....
Diana looked down and saw you.
Y/n:Ugh.....
You looked at the lines.
Y/n:I take thee at thy word-(whisper)I'm gonna fucking kill Garth!.
What Diana was hearing:
*In the crowd*
Barbara(whisper):Kryptonite!
Kara grabbed Jessica by her goodies and threw her out the door.You were on the ladder.
Y/n:Love can do what love can attempt?...If I wasn't getting a kiss out of this I'd be so pissed.....
You got ready to kiss Diana.
Diana:
Y/n:OH SHIT!!!
Diana and the stageset fell ontop of you as your face was smashed against her warm breasts.
Y/n(muffled):Oh man.I should act in plays more often!!
End of Chapter 11.