" The Feeding Routine of Ancient Paranoiacs " author: Shu Fangzhai
After returning to the city, he said goodbye to Lu Pingwan. Lu Mozhen didn't leave Prince Yu's Mansion for the next few days, and he met Lu Yu.
Deep inside the ancient house, Lu Yu had raised two ferocious wolf dogs and was watching the pet fight. The bites were very ferocious and cruel, and blood stains were scattered on the ground. Lu Mozhen is not interested in these things. He is not as evil as Lu Yu. He is not easy to live with others and has a personality like theirs, but those who find Yihou will be much better than before.
At least, he won't take the initiative to embarrass or provoke anyone.
When the sun was shining brightly, Lu Yu was lying under the tree. The maid only dared to give him the best fruits carefully prepared, and did not dare to make any attempt to seduce him. After doing this, they all bowed their heads respectfully and left silently.
"What, have you figured it out?" Lu Yu asked lazily.
He was dressed in black brocade clothes, and looked fierce no matter how he looked. Lu Mozhen approached and said, "I agree to go with you to Cangnan and come back after suppressing the barbarians. But before that, I have to deal with some people, and you have to do something for me."
Lu Yu looked over with interest: "You want to negotiate terms with me?"
Lu Mozhen showed no intention of backing down: "You can take it or not. It's up to me to decide whether to go to Cangnan or not."
"Tell me."
"I want you to go to the palace and ask the imperial uncle for an imperial decree to grant a marriage."
"Give it to whom?"
"I."
Lu Yu's slightly narrowed black eyes opened completely and he stood up slightly from the recliner. He stared at his nephew closely, not really expecting that this was what he wanted to do. "It seems that this is the condition you made. Your Yi is Lu Qiong's daughter, right?" He smiled slightly maliciously.
In his opinion, what Lu Yu asked was completely nonsense. Lu Mozhen remained silent. Lu Yu had known about it a long time ago, but today they just said it openly. Moreover, Lu Yu will definitely agree.
"It's okay if you don't say it. Then what should I tell the emperor about Lu Pingwan? My dear son, don't forget that the sharpest blade in the world cannot break free from its master's hand. All he wants is for you to be obedient."
Lu Yu spoke in a casual tone, but his expression was extremely dangerous. Lu Mozhen frowned when she heard Lu Pingwan's name and said, "As long as he doesn't think that I have found Yi, it will be fine. Before this, I was not the only one who married someone who was not destined to be married."
Lu Yu raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you're talking about the poor guy who took a new wife, cut her body into pieces and then committed suicide within a year?"
Yes, even if they can marry a new wife, there will be a day when they are very concerned about their wife's identity. When that day comes, they all know what kind of tragedy they will face. If you want to force one of them to death, you can definitely violate his taboo, but since that happened, new regulations have come out. Unless people like them agree, no one can force them to marry. who.
This is also the reason why the aristocratic families in the capital do not want to give away their daughters easily even if they want to cling to the imperial aristocracy. Because this will be a wasted deal, which is not cost-effective.
Lu Yu curled his lips and smiled, and actually agreed easily: "Yes, I can go anytime."
"You must do this within three days." Lu Mozhen said.
The two separated after making a deal. In the past three days, everything big and small happened in the capital under the promotion of Lu Yu and Lu Mozhen, among which the Xiahoulin family bore the brunt.
"Now that the deal is done, Ayu, you will exchange their marriage certificates with the Lin Mansion tomorrow, figure out the auspicious date, and get married as soon as possible."
Xia Houlin, who said this, was sitting with Mr.
Mrs. Xie looked at her son in embarrassment and said to Xia Houlin: "Let him get up. He has been kneeling for an hour. I think the girl from Lin's house is a good one. If the tea at the banquet hadn't stained her clothes and she had to change them, Ming'er drank again. Some wine was taken to the wrong room, and the truth fell into place after just looking at each other."
Maybe this is not a coincidence, but Xie and Xia Houlin are still satisfied with the marriage of Lin Mansion, and it can be regarded as smooth sailing. However, Xia Houlin was very dissatisfied with the fact that Xia Houming's reputation was damaged after drinking, and that's why he made the transfer today. He knelt down to admit his mistake so that he could remember it.
"Why didn't you reply? What's your dissatisfaction?"
Xia Houming was silent for a moment and replied calmly: "I know, kid."
Afterwards, the two families exchanged their marriage certificates and found someone to calculate their birthdays and horoscopes. They all found good matches. Xia Houming twitched the corners of his lips quite coldly when he heard the young man coming over to talk.
After Lu Yu entered the palace to meet the saint, Lu Mozhen asked people to count his private property. Seeing that it was still early, he took people out to the Luhou Mansion.
The emperor was staying with his new favorite concubine. After Lu Yu wanted to see him, Yang Tai reported the reason and then pushed away the beloved concubine who was leaning on him as soft as a bone. "My beloved, you will have your own meal later, so you don't have to wait for me."
The newly favored concubine was reluctant to leave him, thinking that she could finally lure the emperor away from the queen, but how could she separate a man again in one day. He complained with aggrieved and attached expression: "Your Majesty, is it possible that the prince is more important than this concubine?"
The emperor who was in a good mood was about to leave for a moment. The beloved concubine was happy and thought that she had persuaded him. Unexpectedly, the emperor turned around with a gloomy face, looked at her gloomily and said lightly: "Concubine Yan just said What is it, I didn’t hear it clearly, are you saying it again?”
No matter how ignorant she was, Concubine Yan knew that she had angered him. She immediately said with a pale face and a stiff smile: "I, I know that I was wrong. Your Majesty, please forgive me."
Yangtai stood behind the emperor and looked at the frightened appearance of the beloved concubine who was proud of being favored at this moment. He thought quite understandably that even when the emperor was resting with the queen, he did not dare to complain out loud. The emperor went to meet the ministers, let alone What's more, it's King Yu, who is well-informed and knowledgeable and will advise the emperor to put national affairs first. It's no wonder that this young newcomer is not arrogant under the favor of the saint.
Concubine Yan thought that admitting her mistake like this would make the emperor smile at him, but what she saw was that the emperor walked away without saying a word and with a cold expression. This time, he really didn't listen to her little complaints.
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p;Yangtai was walking at the end, and Concubine Yan suddenly stopped him and asked: "Attendant Yangtai, is the emperor angry with me?"
Yangtai stopped helplessly and said, "Empress Yanfei, it is better to follow the emperor's words. I don't dare to criticize this kind of servant."
Seeing Yangtai's suddenly fast pace, Concubine Yan was so angry that she was itching her teeth. She just wanted to ask him how the emperor was feeling. Why was he criticizing? This dog slave is really annoying.
Returning to his study room, Lu Yu had already been waiting there. Emperor Lu Yan looked him up and down, and his unhappy mood improved: "He is wearing black brocade clothes again. Is it possible that the embroiderer in your palace only knows how to weave this?" A kind of clothes? Look at you like this, unruly and unruly, no wonder A-Zhen’s style of doing things now looks more and more like yours."
Lu Yu was already used to these words. Unlike Lu Yan, even if Lu Yan became the emperor, he could not change the aesthetics he had developed when he was young. He was like a peacock, although he has restrained it a lot now.
His generally stern look softened considerably and he said, "I came today because I have something I want the Emperor to decide on."
Although Lu Yan's attitude towards him was very casual, Lu Yu didn't think that Lu Yan would like to see him treat him casually, so he still spoke very respectfully. As expected, Lu Yan liked Lu Yu's knowledge very much and gave him a seat in a happy mood: "This is a strange day. Why do you want me to make the decision? Why can't you, King Yu?"
Lu Yan had many jokes, but Lu Yu didn't intend to listen to what he had to say. He went straight to the point with a few compliments: "The emperor is the master of the world. No matter how many masters I have, I can't compare to the emperor's oral instructions." He After a pause, which aroused Lu Yan's curiosity, he continued: "This matter is still about A Zhen. He is older now. He will go to Cangnan with his ministers in two days. He may stay there for three years. . I want to propose a marriage to him. His current personality is as the emperor said, and he is becoming more and more similar to me, but he is still young and we cannot let him grow old and lonely like me."
The emperor was smiling at first, but after hearing this, he gradually became serious: "Oh, so it means that A-Zhen has found his love?"
If this is the case, then this sharp blade that is still being polished may become useless.
Lu Yu promptly dismissed his hesitation: "No. His heart disease still broke out in pain after a while, and everyone in the house had seen him going crazy. However, this is also a little selfish on my part. His biological parents He died young and at a young age, so it was inevitable to want him to feel tenderness.”
When the emperor heard this, he gradually felt relieved, but he still asked uneasily: "Then A-Zhen himself agreed?"
Lu Yu: "I have already asked him, and he has no objection."
Lu Yan: "Are there any candidates?"
Lu Yu: "Yes." Seeing Lu Yan's eagerness to know, he said slowly: "Lu Pingwan, the legitimate daughter of the Luhou Mansion, is from the same sect as Master A Zhen and is the female disciple presided over by Hanshan Temple."
Lu Yan was shocked: "How dare he beg? That kid Lu Qiong has become so fierce that even I am afraid of him. Even if he can deceive others in the past, how can that girl withstand it when A Zhen goes crazy and tortures people?" "
Lu Yu was well aware of his reaction and comforted him: "After all, he is a nephew and a son. They have known each other since they were young. Awan of the Lu family knows something about his condition, so I would like to ask the emperor to grant a marriage. Besides, it is just a marriage." Get engaged, and when A-Zhen goes to the battlefield, after training, maybe she won't be mad at people casually."
After saying that, he thought about it carefully, and then threatened Lu Yan: "Besides...except for this Awan of the Lu family, no daughter from aristocratic families in the capital dares to marry him. If I come to ask for marriage, I am afraid that I will be impeached tomorrow." The emperor's desk can be filled with his collection of papers." No one in the capital knew how terrifying the heart-broken people of their clan were. If King Yu really dared to come to every household to ask for a hand in marriage, he might really be impeached.
Lu Yan secretly thought that since these two people came from the same school, maybe the little girl from the Lu family had one or two tricks to control Zhen. She was also the apprentice of the master of the national temple, so it was impossible that she had not learned one or two tricks. The worst, the worst is to mention his position to Lu Qiong's son Lu Minran. This is also a rising star worth cultivating.
After thinking about many compensation methods to appease the Lu family, Lu Yan finally nodded under Lu Yu's gaze: "I agree, but before that, you and A-Zhen need to come to propose marriage in person, so I will issue an edict to let It’s great that you guys have different surnames.”
Lu Mozhen got the news that Lu Yu was satisfied with leaving the palace and that Xia Houming was about to get married to a girl from the Lin family. She destroyed the two notes with great satisfaction.
"Pingping, I'm going back home first. I'll come back to you tomorrow." Lu Mozhen said gently.
Lu Pingwan walked him to the door and bumped into Mr. Lu who had just returned. Lu Mozhen said goodbye to him very politely, and did not show love to Lu Pingwan in front of Mr. Lu, which made Mr. Lu sigh with emotion: "What? This kid is so well-behaved today and doesn't cling to you at all?" He usually looks like a puppy that can't be driven away no matter how hard he dares, but now he leaves so easily.
Lu Pingwan was not affected: "He will come again tomorrow."
Lord Lu was relieved to see that there was nothing unhappy about her face: "My father doesn't care about him. Come on, my father brought a new fruit from somewhere else. Let the cook make you some ice-cold pulp."
Lu Qiong, who didn't know that something was about to happen, happily made his daughter happy. When tomorrow came, he was greeted by the news from the palace and the words of the two people who came to the door in person, which made him feel like he was going to faint the next moment.
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After returning to the city, he said goodbye to Lu Pingwan. Lu Mozhen didn't leave Prince Yu's Mansion for the next few days, and he met Lu Yu.
Deep inside the ancient house, Lu Yu had raised two ferocious wolf dogs and was watching the pet fight. The bites were very ferocious and cruel, and blood stains were scattered on the ground. Lu Mozhen is not interested in these things. He is not as evil as Lu Yu. He is not easy to live with others and has a personality like theirs, but those who find Yihou will be much better than before.
At least, he won't take the initiative to embarrass or provoke anyone.
When the sun was shining brightly, Lu Yu was lying under the tree. The maid only dared to give him the best fruits carefully prepared, and did not dare to make any attempt to seduce him. After doing this, they all bowed their heads respectfully and left silently.
"What, have you figured it out?" Lu Yu asked lazily.
He was dressed in black brocade clothes, and looked fierce no matter how he looked. Lu Mozhen approached and said, "I agree to go with you to Cangnan and come back after suppressing the barbarians. But after
Before that, I have some people to deal with, and you have to do something for me. "
Lu Yu looked over with interest: "You want to negotiate terms with me?"
Lu Mozhen showed no intention of backing down: "You can take it or not. It's up to me to decide whether to go to Cangnan or not."
"Tell me."
"I want you to go to the palace and ask the imperial uncle for an imperial decree to grant a marriage."
"Give it to whom?"
"I."
Lu Yu's slightly narrowed black eyes opened completely and he stood up slightly from the recliner. He stared at his nephew closely, not really expecting that this was what he wanted to do. "It seems that this is the condition you made. Your Yi is Lu Qiong's daughter, right?" He smiled slightly maliciously.
In his opinion, what Lu Yu asked was completely nonsense. Lu Mozhen remained silent. Lu Yu had known about it a long time ago, but today they just said it openly. Moreover, Lu Yu will definitely agree.
"It's okay if you don't say it. Then what should I tell the emperor about Lu Pingwan? My dear son, don't forget that the sharpest blade in the world cannot break free from its master's hand. All he wants is for you to be obedient."
Lu Yu spoke in a casual tone, but his expression was extremely dangerous. Lu Mozhen frowned when she heard Lu Pingwan's name and said, "As long as he doesn't think that I have found Yi, it will be fine. Before this, I was not the only one who married someone who was not destined to be married."
Lu Yu raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you're talking about the poor guy who took a new wife, cut her body into pieces and then committed suicide within a year?"
Yes, even if they can marry a new wife, there will be a day when they are very concerned about their wife's identity. When that day comes, they all know what kind of tragedy they will face. If you want to force one of them to death, you can definitely violate his taboo, but since that happened, new regulations have come out. Unless people like them agree, no one can force them to marry. who.
This is also the reason why the aristocratic families in the capital do not want to give away their daughters easily even if they want to cling to the imperial aristocracy. Because this will be a wasted deal, which is not cost-effective.
Lu Yu curled his lips and smiled, and actually agreed easily: "Yes, I can go anytime."
"You must do this within three days." Lu Mozhen said.
The two separated after making a deal. In the past three days, everything big and small happened in the capital under the promotion of Lu Yu and Lu Mozhen, among which the Xiahoulin family bore the brunt.
"Now that the deal is done, Ayu, you will exchange their marriage certificates with the Lin Mansion tomorrow, figure out the auspicious date, and get married as soon as possible."
Xia Houlin, who said this, was sitting with Mr.
Mrs. Xie looked at her son in embarrassment and said to Xia Houlin: "Let him get up. He has been kneeling for an hour. I think the girl from Lin's house is a good one. If the tea at the banquet hadn't stained her clothes and she had to change them, Ming'er drank again. Some wine was taken to the wrong room, and the truth fell into place after just looking at each other."
Maybe this is not a coincidence, but Xie and Xia Houlin are still satisfied with the marriage of Lin Mansion, and it can be regarded as smooth sailing. However, Xia Houlin was very dissatisfied with the fact that Xia Houming's reputation was damaged after drinking, and that's why he made the transfer today. He knelt down to admit his mistake so that he could remember it.
"Why didn't you reply? What's your dissatisfaction?"
Xia Houming was silent for a moment and replied calmly: "I know, kid."
Afterwards, the two families exchanged their marriage certificates and found someone to calculate their birthdays and horoscopes. They all found good matches. Xia Houming twitched the corners of his lips quite coldly when he heard the young man coming over to talk.
After Lu Yu entered the palace to meet the saint, Lu Mozhen asked people to count his private property. Seeing that it was still early, he took people out to the Luhou Mansion.
The emperor was staying with his new favorite concubine. After Lu Yu wanted to see him, Yang Tai reported the reason and then pushed away the beloved concubine who was leaning on him as soft as a bone. "My beloved, you will have your own meal later, so you don't have to wait for me."
The newly favored concubine was reluctant to leave him, thinking that she could finally lure the emperor away from the queen, but how could she separate a man again in one day. He complained with aggrieved and attached expression: "Your Majesty, is it possible that the prince is more important than this concubine?"
The emperor who was in a good mood was about to leave for a moment. The beloved concubine was happy and thought that she had persuaded him. Unexpectedly, the emperor turned around with a gloomy face, looked at her gloomily and said lightly: "Concubine Yan just said What is it, I didn’t hear it clearly, are you saying it again?”
No matter how ignorant she was, Concubine Yan knew that she had angered him. She immediately said with a pale face and a stiff smile: "I, I know that I was wrong. Your Majesty, please forgive me."
Yangtai stood behind the emperor and looked at the frightened appearance of the beloved concubine who was proud of being favored at this moment. He thought quite understandably that even when the emperor was resting with the queen, he did not dare to complain out loud. The emperor went to meet the ministers, let alone What's more, it's King Yu, who is well-informed and knowledgeable and will advise the emperor to put national affairs first. It's no wonder that this young newcomer is not arrogant under the favor of the saint.
Concubine Yan thought that admitting her mistake like this would make the emperor smile at him, but what she saw was that the emperor walked away without saying a word and with a cold expression. This time, he really didn't listen to her little complaints.
Yangtai was walking at the end, and Concubine Yan suddenly stopped him and asked, "Attendant Yangtai, is the emperor angry with me?"
Yangtai stopped helplessly and said, "Empress Yanfei, it is better to follow the emperor's words. I don't dare to criticize this kind of servant."
Seeing Yangtai's suddenly fast pace, Concubine Yan was so angry that she was itching her teeth. She just wanted to ask him how the emperor was feeling. Why was he criticizing? This dog slave is really annoying.
Returning to his study room, Lu Yu had already been waiting there. Emperor Lu Yan looked him up and down, and his unhappy mood improved: "He is wearing black brocade clothes again. Is it possible that the embroiderer in your palace only knows how to weave this?" A kind of clothes? Look at you like this, unruly and unruly, no wonder A-Zhen’s style of doing things now looks more and more like yours."
Lu Yu was already used to these words. Unlike Lu Yan, even if Lu Yan became the emperor, he could not change the aesthetics he had developed when he was young. He was like a peacock, although he has restrained it a lot now.
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p; His generally stern expression softened considerably and he said: "I came today because I have something I want the Emperor to decide on."
Although Lu Yan's attitude towards him was very casual, Lu Yu didn't think that Lu Yan would like to see him treat him casually, so he still spoke very respectfully. As expected, Lu Yan liked Lu Yu's knowledge very much and gave him a seat in a happy mood: "This is a strange day. Why do you want me to make the decision? Why can't you, King Yu?"
Lu Yan had many jokes, but Lu Yu didn't intend to listen to what he had to say. He went straight to the point with a few compliments: "The emperor is the master of the world. No matter how many masters I have, I can't compare to the emperor's oral instructions." He After a pause, which aroused Lu Yan's curiosity, he continued: "This matter is still about A Zhen. He is older now. He will go to Cangnan with his ministers in two days. He may stay there for three years. . I want to propose a marriage to him. His current personality is as the emperor said, and he is becoming more and more similar to me, but he is still young and we cannot let him grow old and lonely like me."
The emperor was smiling at first, but after hearing this, he gradually became serious: "Oh, so it means that A-Zhen has found his love?"
If this is the case, then this sharp blade that is still being polished may become useless.
Lu Yu promptly dismissed his hesitation: "No. His heart disease still broke out in pain after a while, and everyone in the house had seen him going crazy. However, this is also a little selfish on my part. His biological parents He died young and at a young age, so it was inevitable to want him to feel tenderness.”
When the emperor heard this, he gradually felt relieved, but he still asked uneasily: "Then A-Zhen himself agreed?"
Lu Yu: "I have already asked him, and he has no objection."
Lu Yan: "Are there any candidates?"
Lu Yu: "Yes." Seeing Lu Yan's eagerness to know, he said slowly: "Lu Pingwan, the legitimate daughter of the Luhou Mansion, is from the same sect as Master A Zhen and is the female disciple presided over by Hanshan Temple."
Lu Yan was shocked: "How dare he beg? That kid Lu Qiong has become so fierce that even I am afraid of him. Even if he can deceive others in the past, how can that girl withstand it when A Zhen goes crazy and tortures people?" "
Lu Yu was well aware of his reaction and comforted him: "After all, he is a nephew and a son. They have known each other since they were young. Awan of the Lu family knows something about his condition, so I would like to ask the emperor to grant a marriage. Besides, it is just a marriage." Get engaged, and when A-Zhen goes to the battlefield, after training, maybe she won't be mad at people casually."
After saying that, he thought about it carefully, and then threatened Lu Yan: "Besides...except for this Awan of the Lu family, no daughter from aristocratic families in the capital dares to marry him. If I come to ask for marriage, I am afraid that I will be impeached tomorrow." The emperor's desk can be filled with his collection of papers." No one in the capital knew how terrifying the heart-broken people of their clan were. If King Yu really dared to come to every household to ask for a hand in marriage, he might really be impeached.
Lu Yan secretly thought that since these two people came from the same school, maybe the little girl from the Lu family had one or two tricks to control Zhen. She was also the apprentice of the master of the national temple, so it was impossible that she had not learned one or two tricks. The worst, the worst is to mention his position to Lu Qiong's son Lu Minran. This is also a rising star worth cultivating.
After thinking about many compensation methods to appease the Lu family, Lu Yan finally nodded under Lu Yu's gaze: "I agree, but before that, you and A-Zhen need to come to propose marriage in person, so I will issue an edict to let It’s great that you guys have different surnames.”
Lu Mozhen got the news that Lu Yu was satisfied with leaving the palace and that Xia Houming was about to get married to a girl from the Lin family. She destroyed the two notes with great satisfaction.
"Pingping, I'm going back home first. I'll come back to you tomorrow." Lu Mozhen said gently.
Lu Pingwan walked him to the door and bumped into Mr. Lu who had just returned. Lu Mozhen said goodbye to him very politely, and did not show love to Lu Pingwan in front of Mr. Lu, which made Mr. Lu sigh with emotion: "What? This kid is so well-behaved today and doesn't cling to you at all?" He usually looks like a puppy that can't be driven away no matter how hard he dares, but now he leaves so easily.
Lu Pingwan was not affected: "He will come again tomorrow."
Lord Lu was relieved to see that there was nothing unhappy about her face: "My father doesn't care about him. Come on, my father brought a new fruit from somewhere else. Let the cook make you some ice-cold pulp."
Lu Qiong, who didn't know that something was about to happen, happily made his daughter happy. When tomorrow came, he was greeted by the news from the palace and the words of the two people who came to the door in person, which made him feel like he was going to faint the next moment.
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