BAU BABES 💕💕
Der: hey guys guess what
Emmy: u finally decided to quit?
Y/N: u finally got a gf?
Jay: You're going to stop texting and do your work?
Emmy: ily babe but u sound like hotch
Hotchocolate: What's wrong with that?
Y/N: ...
Der: NAHH BROS WHOLE ASS GF JUST DID THAT
Emmy: thats wild 💀
Hotchocolate: We'll talk about this later, Y/L/N.
Y/N: 😛😛😛
Hotchocolate: Anyways, Morgan, what did you have to say?
Der: i actually had nothing i just didnt wanna work 🙏
Emmy: cant even say i wouldnt do the same tbh we need a damn break
Hotchocolate: Spring break is coming up, you all have that off unless there's a case.
Y/N: yk babe the "unless there's a case" rlly throws us off 😕
Der: SEXY WOMAN ALERT‼️‼️⁉️
Hotchocolate: Morgan, how many times do I have to tell you to not call my girlfriend sexy?
Der: for once in my life im not talking about her 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Y/N: NO HES RIGHT THERES A SEXY WOMAN IN THE OFFICE RN
Emmy: WHERE
Jay: Emily.
Emmy: nvm...
Der: im gonna go help her out she looks lost 😛😛😛
Hotchocolate: Morgan, please don't make her file a sexual assault claim. It's too much paperwork.
Y/N: NAHH
Emmy: did she fr just slap him across the face 😭😭
Papa pasta: Yeah, that's actually the mother of the victim of our next case, so....
Y/N: 💀
Der: just like her son 😹
Der: too far?
Der: WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME
Der: fuck me then