"all right i'll be there in a minute" says Bozo
"ok see you soon" I say
I hear foot steps. I pull out my Heckler & Koch P30L (witch is a 9mm pistol) I aim it at the door ready to shoot anybody at this point
"Don't Shoot Bud" says Bozo
I put my gun down, Bozo sees all my guns I have in the abandoned house he sees a: Barrett M107A1, a Heckler & Koch P30L, a Glock 12, a Daniel Defense M4A1 and a Sig Sauer MPX K.
"what are you a zombie Apocalypse hero or some crap like that?" he asks jokingly
"ha. yeah, uh, no just trying to keep myself safe" I say
"I get that" he says "so what's the problem?"
"just hiding I'm making a team for if the military get involved" I say
"that makes sense" he says
"so will you join me?" I ask
"yeah got nothing better to do" he answers