Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!

By Cypris_the_protogen

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a collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori... More

Omori quotes 1: the silly begins
Omori quotes two: the silly strikes back
Omori quotes 3: the silly is spreading.
Omori quotes 4: double trouble
Omori quotes 5: the
Omori quotes 7: trek through whitespace
Omori quotes 8: burgers on my mind
Omori quotes 9: all my homies hate mental stability!!
Omori quotes 10: the omoi
Omori Quotes 11: burgers still on my mind
Omori quotes 12: Spring Fever
Omori quotes 13: oopsies
Omori Quotes 14: Mari throws a piano down the stairs lol
Omori quotes 15: Violin(ce)
Omori quotes 16: waiting for something to happen?
Omori memes 1: the first..
Omori quotes 17: I love air conditioning...
Omori memes 2: I am the one who collects shells
Omori quotes 18: that one game with the emotions
Omori quotes 19: I'm a gourmet cook! (microwaves a steak)
Omori memes 3: something
Omori quotes 20: -holding an omoi with a death grip- we need more of this.
Omori quotes 21: who knew violins made such good melee weapons?
Omori Memes 4: do NOT let Kel gamble, worst mistake of my life.
Omori memes + quotes since ya'll are epic :)
Omori quotes 22: may I take your eye, sir?
Omori quotes 23: Hey mari, do that one about falling down the stairs!
Omori memes 5: also try out oneshot!

Omori quotes 6: they are multiplying

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Kel: We need to distract these guys.

Sunny: Leave it to me.

Sunny: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Basil and Aubrey: *immediately begin arguing*



Basil: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*

Sunny, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN FLOWER???



Basil: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

Kel: Those are bones, Basil.

Basil: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.



Aubrey: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Kel: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.



Sunny: Do you need help getting up?

Mari: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.



Basil: *raises eyebrows*

Sunny: Put those back down!



Basil: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Sunny: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Basil: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Mari: Edible.

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