Mushy: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Angelina: Aren't you forgetting something?
Mushy: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Angelina's forehead before running out.*
Angelina: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
(Friendship goals)
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*Banana, Cookie and Wolfy doing an exorcism*
Reddie: *Enters the room* WHO THE **** ARE YALL EXORCISM????
Mia: Them *Points at Mushy*
Mushy: *COUGHING SO HARD THAT SHE CAN'T BREATHE NORMALLY*
Reddie: GUYS SHE'S SICK-
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Banana: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Banana: A stab wound.
(Waw)
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Mia: Ah shit, I forgot.
Banana: Forgot what?
Mia: How do you expect me to answer that?
(Idk)
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*Wolfy and Cloudi playing minecraft*
Wolfy: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Cloudi: What's wrong?
Wolfy: I did a thing.
Cloudi: You regret the thing you dID-
Wolfy: *screams*
Cloudi: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Wolfy: *screams again*
(And I was one of the piglins)
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Mia: When I was your age-
Cy, mocking Mia: When I was your height.
Mia:
Mia: Listen here you little shit-
(HELP)
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Sarah: I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
Cy: Deal with it.
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Ava: Hopefully Dily has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Dily: Oh, shut up and die Ava.
Ava: Harsh. *Does the gay hand sign*
(AHAAHAHAHAHAH I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY-)
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Banana: Do you guys hear something?
Cookie: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
Mushy: No swearing you lil gremlins
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Cookie: I think Reddie is in trouble.
Rainbow: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.
(What did Reddie do-)
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Mushy: *Attempts to commit suicide*
Rainbow: MUSHY! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SILLY CAT VIDEO I FOUND IN TIKTOK!
Mushy: OK!- *Stops committing suicide*
(And that's how I prevented my death wish 😇)
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There's no more here
(288 wourd)