You see it started like any other day. My boss tells me to go to a Furry Convention and beat the kneecaps out of the furriers there.As you know my boss's name is Mr Jimmy Hoeman. Now my boss is a paraplegic because i work for that guy. Anyways I nod and continue to beat his knees in as its what I do every day.
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Later after my briefing I start for the door and realise I left my crowbar in his knee (not actually) I grab it and start leaving as I now know my mission I'm kind of like agent 47 from the game Hitman. I walk out into the hot Australian sun its a Friday and everything is going good the people see me and are running away and NOT calling the cops, they'd know what would happen if they did.
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I arrive at the furry convention they are all touching me and I lose my temper "WHATS YOUR PROBLEM HUH WHY YOU TOUCHING ME YOU LITTLE BI-... DUMB DOG""what's your problem" they say "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU CAN EVEN TRY TO GET ME TO LIKE YOU SO BACK OFF" my crowbar glistens in the light... AS I'M Brutally Beating there kneecaps in "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HUH" I yell"AH PWEASE STOP, PWEASE STOP" they say whimpering witch just made me attack with more force.