*At school when there is no teacher*
Mushy: I'm sleepy... :<
Angelina: OK then go to sleep-
Mushy: *Sleeps on Angelina's shoulder*
Angelina: BISH YOU HEAVY AS F- *Smacks Mushy*
Mushy: *Cries*
Angelina: Fu-
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Wolfy*
Wolfy: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
(I need sleep)
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Mushy: I'm unattractive, I'm tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my writer kid arc. *Dabs*
(WOOOOOOO-)
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Banana: I baked you a pie!
Cookie: Really?! What flavor?
Banana: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
Mushy seeing this: NO!
(Family friendly)
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Cy: Sorry, who are you?
Mushy: Oh, I'm Mushy.
Cy: Oh yeah, I've heard about you from Mia.
Cy: Are you their friend or something?
Mushy: No.
Mushy: I'm their therapist.
(Therapy sessions are free-)
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Mushy, running: Slow down, Cookie, I can't ketchup!
Cookie, not slowing down: You'll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.
Mushy: BUT MY KNEES ARE NOT KNEEING!
(MY KNEES HURTS)
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Cy, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it's meant to be...
Chestnut: I'm literally just going to the store.
Banana: Buy me some bananas!
Cookie: BUT BANANA! YOU'RE HERE ALREADY?????
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Dily: Never gonna make you cry!
Mia: Never gonna say goodbye!
Dily: Never gonna tell a lie—
Wolfy: I will hurt you.
Reddie: Is this a rickroll?
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Cy, watching Mushy and Chestnut fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Banana, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Cy: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Mushy: Banana.
Chestnut: Banana.
Banana: Me.
Cy, being confused: Then why are you two fighting?
Mushy, in a stoic voice: I poured water on their cereal-
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Cookie: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Banana: I'm aware of that.
Cookie: But then you and I had some time together.
Banana: Uh-huh?
Cookie: It did not get better.
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Cy: I need some help with my homework, Mushy.
Mushy: What's the assignment?
Cy: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Mushy: What's your issue?
Cy: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Mushy: That's hard to believe.
Cy: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!
(I HATE SPACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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*The Squad with cigarettes*
Mushy: I smoke regularly.
Kyle: I smoke sparingly.
Chestnut: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
TB: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Rainbow: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Banana: What's a cigarette?
Cy: I eat the cigarettes
(Wow, I never smoked in my entire life nor vaping)
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Cookie: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Woldy: A doll.
Banana: A cinnamon roll.
Cheesy: A sweetheart.
Mushy: A Vietnamese child.
Cookie:
Cookie: ...stop it.