Kanae: KANAO 💗
Kanao: ?
Kanao: Kanae?
Kanao: aint you dead
Douma: BHAAHHAHAHHAH
Akaza: STFU
Kanao: Douma.
Tanjiro: @Nezuko @Zenitsu @Innosuke @Genya @Kanao These are our enemies aka the demons I hope you have fun conversing with them
Tanjiro: to quote @Shinobu for the 100th time "keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer" :D
Muzan: ⨘⩖⩐⩬⩙⩔⩏⩐⅘¾⅐ΥΜ ξΙυτΘΖ
Douma: why is he typing FRACTIONS
Muzan: ¼⅖⅓¼½⅕¾⅕⅘⅐⅖⅙½⅗⅗⅔⅛₀⅛⅛⅜⅝⅒⅞
Douma: SOBBING RN I CANT READ THIS SHIT
Akaza: YEAH THATS CAUSE YOU'RE DUMB
Douma: POOKIE THAT HURT
Enmu: lets play a game
Enmu: kiss marry kill kokushibou yorichii and tanjiro
Douma: LOL
Douma: kill yorichii kiss tanjiro marry kokushibou
Douma: despite him being a bottom HE IS HOT
Karaku: REAL
Gyokko: TRUE
Gyokko: I jerked off to him once
Kokushibou: WHAT.
Gyokko: I also stole his cum and put it in a vase so that i could
Shinobu has muted Gyokko for 72 hours
Douma: NO
Muzan: ....
Kokushibou: Wtf.
Douma: I WANTED TO HEAR M0RE
Shinobu: YOU MADE ME ADMIN IT'S YOUR FAULT
Shinobu has removed Douma from admin position
Douma: OIHOUIAHGOEWGSDIOJIEFFHYGUJ
Susamaru: NOOOO
Mitsuri: who's admin right now anyways?
Shinobu: hmm
Shinobu: it says there's me, akaza, susamaru, karaku, urogi and enmu
Shinobu has removed Susamaru, Karaku, Urogi and Enmu from admin position
Susamaru: OW
Susamaru: BITCH YOU WANT POWER IMMA SHOW YOU POWER
Shinobu: TRY ME
Giyuu: @Susamaru SMACK HER ASS
Giyuu deleted a message
Shinobu: what.
Giyuu: nothing.
Akaza has removed Shinobu from admin position
Akaza has promoted Douma, Susamaru, Enmu, Karaku and Urogi to admin position
Shinobu: AKAZA?!
Daki: lol
Gyutarou: lol
Susamaru: lol
Akaza: lol shinobu chan forgor to pay da goofy goober taxes
Shinobu: THAT'S NOT AKAZA
Kanae: That is Douma
Akaza: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Akaza: I MEAN
Akaza: NO UM IT IS I AKAZA
Akaza: DOUMA IS HOT
Kanao: bad liar
Genya: goofy ahh
Innosuke: bro was human failure so he became demon but then failure too
Zenitsu: allow me to point out how that sentence is extremely incoherent
Nezuko: IJSGOIJISNK
Zenitsu: IKR NEZUKO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Akaza: SIMP LOL
Douma: you bitch.
Akaza: shit
Douma: why did you turn off capital letters for your keyboard
Akaza: lol
Douma: also why is the keyboard in alphabetical order instead of the qwerty order
Akaza: lol
Susamaru: he's built different
Enmu: REAL
Urogi: das why hes the leader of the goofy goober representatives
Kanao has added Aoi
Aoi: I N N O S U K E
Innosuke: what
Aoi: YOU ATE EVERYTHIN IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN
Gyomei: THERE ARE CHILDREN
Aoi: oh
Aoi: sorry
Yahaba: where
Susamaru: under there
Yahaba: under where
Akaza: LAJKFKAFOIH
Akaza: LOL BRO GOT PRANKED
Douma: STOP TEXTING WITH MY PHONE ITS LOWERING MY REPUTATION
Akaza: KSIOGHOIJGGJ
Muzan: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Akaza: YOU DONT SCARE ME
Douma has muted Akaza for 24 hours
Douma has renamed Akaza to Imposter
Douma has renamed themselves to Akaza
Akaza: sorry about that
Shinobu: SLAY
Kanae: SLAY
Kanao: ?
Enmu: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Yushiro: Finally.
Yushiro: That bitch painted our house in blood and stuck flowers on it, the blood spelt out "Marry me Tamayo Sama"
Tanjiro: nah
Tanjiro: how he even find it
Yushiro: We're still investigating
Tanjiro you should delete those before muzan sees them
Yushiro: True
Yushiro has deleted 2 messages
Tanjrio has deleted 2 messages
Yorichii: It's rare seeing demons so calm
Zenitsu: REAL
Zenitsu: TEHYRE ALWAYS SO GOOFY LOL
Zenitsu: OTHER THAN NEZUKO CHAN OFC
Karaku: LOL
Karaku: BRO WOULDNT STAND A SECOND AGAINST ME
Karaku: COEM FIGHT ME
Karaku: BITCH
Tanjiro: he passed out!!
Urogi: LOL
Sekido: He deserved it.
Zohatkuten: True
Suma: @Tengen
Tengen: YES MY DARLING???
Enmu: NOT THE DARLING
Karaku: "Use this sound if you feel unsafe in your uber- Possessive Boyfriend"
Urogi: DHAAAARLIINGGGG
Urogi: WHEEREE ARE YOUUUU
Susamaru: I'm in an uber right now, and you?
Urogi: WHYY DIDN'T YOUUU SAAAY SOOOOO???
Urogi: IIII COULD'VEE DROOOVEE YOUUUUU
Yahaba: what.
Makio: What.
Hinatsuru: what.
Suma: huh
Tengen: IGNORE THEM
Tengen: what is it
Makio: we bought nail polish
Makio: someone
Makio: (glances discreetly at suma)
Makio: someone insists on doing your nails
Tengen: WELLLL
Tengen: IF YOU'RE SO INSISTENT, I'LL SEE YOU IN 5 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Akaza: *shits and giggles*
Shinobu: HE'S BACK
Kanae: EVERYONE HIDE
Akaza has renamed themselves to Douma
Douma has renamed Imposter to Akaza
Douma has un-muted Gyokko and Akaza
Douma: anyways tell me more
Gyokko: well
Gyokko: i drank it
Kokushibou: YOU WHAT
Yorichii: HUH
Muzan: What.
Muzan: Gyokko I trusted you.
Yorichii: das what you get lolololololololololololol
Douma: what it taste like
Gyokko: i put half in my left mouth half in my right motuh
Gyokko: very good
Gyokko: it was hydrating
Akaza: Hm.
Akaza: It appears he either has not actually tasted cum before or Kokushibou has extremely tasty cum
Douma: YOU TASTED CUM BEFORE
Douma: WHOSE
Akaza: Hm.
Akaza: I wonder who???
Douma: wish it was mine
Akaza: Disgusting
Karaku: gay panic=real
Nakime: So
Nakime: Recently more demons have started making noises from their rooms
Nakime: Please stop.
Nakime: It's disturbing
Douma: WHO
Gyokko: man idk who came all over these walls i wonder
Douma: yeah like who tf came in my room like what this shi ew '
Akaza: ???
Nakime: Especially @Kokushibou's room
Nakime: There's noises almost every instant.
Nakime: There's noises as we speak
Muichiro: Goofy
Genya: true that
Kokushibou: wdymvs
Douma: wDyMvS
Douma: oh shit not again
Douma recorded a voice recording: "Mmm~ A-Ah~~! T-There~~!"
Yahaba: what tha shit
Yahaba: i must purify
Yahaba: cleanse
Susamaru: can i make another [bad goofy] instead of goober goofy joke
Susamaru: bro got the scared of whimper audios goofy instead of goober goofy
Enmu: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Enmu: what about muzan
Enmu: i also want his noises
Douma: i priv message
Muzan: DOUMA
Muzan: DOUMA DO NOT
Douma: wow no full stop he shock
Mitsuri: ......
Mitsuri apparently muzan and kokushibou are engaged?
Mitsuri: congrats (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Kokushibou: huufeh
Douma: hUuFeH
Douma: how does old man cock feel
Douma: shriveled and disgusting?
Kokushibou: bigbgbbrr
Enmu: WHAT
Karaku: "bigbgbbrr"
Susamaru: he cant even type anymore
Kaigaku: brb going to bury myself and sob in a hole
Zenitsu: .
Zenitsu: nice
Aoi: lol
Kaigaku: BITCH
Douma: how i look at akaza when we had sex last night: (✿◕‿◕✿)
Akaza: huh
Akaza: We did not have sex last night.
Enmu: you did
Karaku: totes
Susamaru: totally did
Urogi: can confirm i was douma's cock
Douma: oh to have urogi be my cock
Urogi: oh to be douma's cock
Shinobu: Technically speaking
Shinobu: if Urogi was douma's cock and douma went into Akaza, would douma be in Akaza or Urogi?
Douma: hm
Douma: good point
Douma: i think
Shinobu: the answer is neither because i would chop off your cock before anything happened
Douma: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW
Kagaya has added Amane
Mitsuri: Amane-san !!! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Amane: Kanroji-san (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Tamayo: This is so cute
Amane: join us
Mitsuri: ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Tamayo: ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞
Amane: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Shinobu: thats so cute im sobbing
Giyuu: because no one does that with you?
Giyuu deleted a message
Giyuu: um i mean
Giyuu: wow kocho crying so sad ugh wow um sad crying tragic tears
Shinobu: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Douma: @all
Douma: give me your crazy sex stories
Daki: i chewed the dick off the guy who i was sucking on and he bled out and died
Douma: ow
Karaku: not a sex story but i was jerking off and zoha walked in
Zohakuten: We do NOT talk about that shit
Karaku: HE GOT A NOSEBLEED HAIUSGHIUHOIJRGOIJRSPG
Douma: SIMP
Hantengu: 😥