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Akaza: How have I already gotten muted like 2 fucking times

Douma: you didnt complain that much last night in bed pooks

Akaza: Maybe because that never happened. 

Yorichii: 🤢🤢

Gyomei: @Douma Get some help 🙏🙏🙏

Tengen: 长辈的话，你要听！✨✨✨✨✨✨

Douma: why did bro start speaking RUSSIAN

Kaigaku: HOW IS THAT RUSSIAN

Aoi: 😶

Douma: oh 

Douma: wait idk what it is fr fr 

Daki: *Chinese

Douma: theres my smart girl 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Innosuke: 💀

Douma: father and son bonding moment

Innosuke: ?

Douma: oh yeah totes forgor to tell yall that innosuke is actually like my stepson and hes daki and gyutaro's third sibling, toga being the fourth

Kaigaku: toga?

Kaigaku: oh HER

Akaza: Almost forgot about her honestly.

Akaza: *no disrespect ofc*

Innosuke: ?

Innosuke: i have like never seen this man before? 

Zenitsu: wow, innosuke!! that was a grammatically correct sentence!! good job!

Tanjiro: omfg daddy chill 😭

Gyutarou: what.

Daki: what.

Akaza: Can't believe DOUMA is a FATHER

Muzan: True.

Nakime: Those words don't even go together.

Shinobu: did you know that if you try to say douma and father in a sentence the words are too chunky and spikey and you literally cannot get them out of your mouth try it

Yahaba: .....

Yahaba: YOURE RIGHT :O 

Karaku: you know why?

Karaku: thats because douma and daddy fit way better together

Enmu: douma is my daddy <3

Daki: oi thats my dad we're talking about here

Sanemi: lol 

Enmu has added Mukago 

Douma: who?

Enmu: seriously debating whether to add the other 4 lower moons tbh

Enmu: mukago is like the only bearable one

Enmu: like have you even SEEN kamanue

Douma: no 

Tanjiro: who's kamanue?

Enmu: a guy who got the pussy goofy instead of the goober goofy

Kaigaku: i cant believe you guys have it in you to make the same unfunny joke again and again

Douma: anyways is mukago a girl

Enmu: yes

Douma: OMG

Douma: @Mukago @Mukago @Mukago 

Mukago: 

Zenitsu: WHAT